DO YOU GET THIS PUN? It's very #topical.

I'll write more detailed notes later cuz I'm just having a beer at work waiting to clock da fuck out.

BUT CARYN'S IMMUNITY WIN OVER KELLEY WITH SUE'S LAST MINUTE MONEY EXCHANGE WAS SO RIGHTEOUS AND JUSTICE WAS SERVED.

if this yve/austin flip works then everything is beautiful and god is good and monica is good.

I actually think I might have a shot at winning this thing. Alongside people I want to win against!

WHERE MY CULPEPPIES OUT? WHERE MY LIL' GUSHERS? Rejoice in my light.



(-brett was here)

I can't edit your post but I was here, too!

I'M SO NERVOUS Y'ALL.

I feel like Yve was finally fully won over <3. And the Hags + Austin/Yve seem fully good to go.

iT'S JUST 2 GOOD TO BE TRUE.

plz leave erik plz leave.

I'm gonna cry if this does not work out. I might even be eliminated if this does not work out.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

I adore you.

lmfao i decided to be a LIL TROLL and an hour before the vote I IM sierra:

"girl don't vote me out plz"

and she's like "I KNOW UGH :( I'M SO SORRY MOINCA"

and then i was like "hey erik mentioned this plan about booting austin"

and she was like "WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT"

austin freaked out thinking it would screw everything up. i felt bad.

but now sierra is freaking out to me again "WHY WAS ERIK THAT STUPID? HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY THE PLAN"

so i think it worked out the best for austin + yve. i hope they aren't mad at me. and sierra is so fucking hilarious to talk to.

Erik mentioned this plan about booting Erik?

Shawna @ 25/3/2015 20:59

Erik mentioned this plan about booting Erik?

lol sorry i had (am still having) some wine

HEY FLASHBACK... do y'all remember when i said this in my pre-game questions

Monica Culpepper @ 22/2/2015 17:58

6: Any other comments? I do not think so. I take my Libra identity very seriously … so please, any other Libra’s, show yourself so we can love each other.

GUESS WHAT

ALL US HAGS ARE LIBRA'S

IT'S FATE
IT'S FATE

sry austin i might have to betray you for a LIBRA FINAL THREE omfg

Sierra is so fun to talk to.

I am BITING my tongue though at her repeatedly being like, "I still don't get why Erik FUCKED EVERYTHING UP".

lmfao nooo bitch Austin/I had this planned like days ago!

but I'll keep letting her believe that. So cocky. Does she think we were just waiting around twiddling our thumbs waiting for Erik to fuck up? Please.

PLEASE. Also stop whining to me about it when you were VOTING ME OUT.

DO NOT CROSS THE MONICA.

I don't think I did justice to how Austin and I pulled this off. Slowly coaxing Yve. Pretending like we were not taking to each other, that Yve was leading the way.

And then coaxing Sue/Caryn to just be nice to Yve, who to talk to Yve.

It was exhausting . Like I don't think y'all understand how utterly paranoid Yve is. She asked Austin if it was possible that me and Caryn made up fake Erik quotes about wanting Austin out. Like what???

Austin's doing the lord's work putting up with all that.

ok first off CARYN is a crazy robot goddess. i love her.

ok secondly: we all know sierra has an idol cuz she sucks at keeping secrets.

so how do we avoid idol mishap.

I DID SOME MATHEMATICAL SCIENTIFIC NOTATION TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO AVOID IDOLS:

1 A B
2 B C
3 A C
4 A B
5 B C


A = 3
B = 4
C = 4


1-5 = me/austin/caryn/sue/yve
A-C = sierra/garrett/kelley

If she plays an idol on B or C then we have a tie with A (cuz they only have 3 votes) and then we pummel the revote.

IT'S PERFECT. I'M A GENIUS.

The only problem is: coordination and trust. It's happened at least two times this season where splitting the vote caused an easy way for people to flip.

Austin has already told me that Yve wants to flip potentially. Why is she worst?

bitch you're awesome. get this shit. own this shit. just do what ya gotta do. fuck. <3

Jtia @ 26/3/2015 19:45

bitch you're awesome. get this shit. own this shit. just do what ya gotta do. fuck. <3

omfg. THANK YOU. :-). <3. that actually honestly means a lot. I had a really harrowing past 24 hours due to family issues. so even if life is shitty at least some random PW's enjoy my first ever ORG performance. power to the PWs.

The J'Tia Stamp of Approval is the BEST stamp of approval <3