Ya'll hosts picked a PEFECT challenge for merge...
The ole' rope cut n doll burn... CLASSIC.
This is going to be VERY telling. It'll reveal alliances. And it also fucks with me. I think I need to throw this one. Let everyone cut each other and I sit back and lose. As much as I want to win them all - this one probably aint worth it..
The self-proclaimed noob, but I'm not sure how much I buy that anymore. This dude's a fuckin snake, and he is PLAYING this game hard. He's friendly with everyone, and is one of those undercover threats most people ain't even noticed yet. Honestly, I think Erik is the biggest threat still in the game, up there with Caryn, Sierra and Austin. Originally Erik was someone I trusted the most, but now he's someone I want to vote out the most. This all stemmed from him voting out Kimmay and lying to me about the vote. I can't trust him, even all my conversations with him nowadays, I can read through his bullshit. He's lying to me. He's playing me, so he thinks. But BABY I can play harder than you can. You might be a handsome nigga, but I am the TRUEST NIGGA!!
And now this shit begins for real. I'm counting on u. When it comes time to make big moves that ur there with me. hahaha I know it's exciting!! yeah I got your back man! don't worry cool I've been straight with you so if you ever backstabbed me I'd be.... Crushed. The noob/vet thing. I was serious about it man. Please don't make me look like a bafoon. yeah totally! I've been straight up with you too I wanna go all the way to the end with you. That's the last time I'll speak of this. But now that it's merge I just wanted to get it all out there again. Sorry if I sound like a dick. Not trying to. I'm just to put a LOT of trust in U... So. No! not at all haha. I appreciate it. I'm putting trust in you too now that we're finally reunited!
Naw naw. I see through you brah. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ME.
PW/Hosts - Should I do more Player Analysis like the one above or would you rather just hear general thoughts? Let me know so I can give da people what dey want!!!
PW/Hosts - Should I do more Player Analysis like the one above or would you rather just hear general thoughts? Let me know so I can give da people what dey want!!!
Seeing as how I've not done video or a rap yet, I won't.
UNLESS
Someone sends me a Slytherin scarf, terminator eye, American bandana, and a hook. I already own an eyepatch.. If I get these things then I will make videos.
Caryn was my first pick, back when I selected her to be on my tribe. Little did I know I had selected a challenge whore, or in her case, a challenge hag. Caryn is the only person in the game to have been immune every single round. She's a force to be reckoned with when it comes to challenges, but her social game is lacking. To top it off, she has the Hidden Immunity Idol, the last one in play, so I think at least. She is a massive threat, both currently and to win the game, but luckily she is on my side. That said, when the time comes, I will need to get rid of her. For now though, she has no choice but to trust me fully. So I know, I'm the only one who knows of her Hidden Idol. She's in my pocket, and needs me, just as much as I need her and her Idol. But that'll only last so long. She's smart though, I'm sure she's thinking endgame, and if she is, I'm certainly not sitting with her in the Finals... naw, naw.
Yve and Austin theyre the middle they gonna control the first vote unless we use ur friend Yeah. Exactly. baby crush hidin in yo pocket Don't be obscene. I'm a lady i think we use him and fuck with em fuck with em good I think we have to sierra still thinks im with her to a degree before TC maybe i tell her secretly that ive got it and im a use it cuz im scared!! and then they more inclined to go for u So they all pile on me mhm they already want u so itll work even better Yeah. actually i dont even gotta tell sierra i tell erik Ooh that's a lot better. in "confidence" that handsome nigga will most def tell her He will. He's whipped af mhm so we'll consider that
See above, baby.
It's a good plan but it could backfire in a big way... maybe.
Erik is handsome and stupid enough to fall for it though. I will consider it, yaw.
I was SO CLOSE to winning Immunity... DAMN.... I need to seriously finish these player analysis's because clearly I have a VERY JADED view about this game and the players in it. But first, before I continue, this conversation with the winner of the challenge, Austin, right after I strategically cut Yve over him, giving him the win:
u deserved it if Yve somehow won like that it'd be fucked up in my opinion Thanks man! no prob man i might look like a villain but i got heart man I really appreciate it. If I somehow win the other one it's yours wow thank you man thats a fuckin bromance ive been savin some Crushjuice.... its urs if that happens careful tho, it kinda tastes like piss for some reason
So at least there's that.... if Austin ALSO won Part 1 it's a double win. One, cuz he will give me immunity. And two, because he will look like an even bigger threat for winning both parts :)
Anyway, I was voted most likely to WIN.
BUT..........
I was also voted BIGGEST VILLAIN and PERSON WHO MISTAKENLY THINKS THEY IN CONTROL.
That's not good!!..... Clearly there's an alliance out there who thinks THEY in control, so it will now be my duty to SPLIT THEM FUCKERS UP!!! And I think I know who they are. This is all based on the very PARTICULAR answers some people had in the challenge, and who they cut. These are MINOR in terms of the wide picture, but if you turn on your Terminator Eye and REALLLLLY look into it, you'll notice what I did.
Here's what happened, the biggest giveaway.
First, I noticed Austin and Erik cutting similar people. Following each other's lead. They was a well oiled machine. And I know they was talkin, because Erik continuously told me it was OK to cut him, and stupid shit a handsome nigga like dat would say. But they wouldn't cut each other... So, I knew they was close already, but from this challenge, now I reallllly see it.
But here's the worst part. Something I feared. And her name is Kelley, someone who I really have NO IDEA where she stands. She was on my tribe EARLY in the game, but since then, I've barely talked to her. I assumed, original tribe, she's at least somewhat with me, but now I see that she's moved on to a different squad.
So Kelley cut CARYN over Austin/Yve/Me.... strange?
Then Kelley cut ME over Austin/Yve/Caryn.... I confronted her and she says she was SPREADIN THE LOVE.
careful wit dat knife! haha, trying to distance us aint no worry
^ If I have EVER seen bullshit that's some RIGHT THERE.
Then right after, Kelley had one more turn to cut. She again could choose between Caryn, Me, Austin, or Yve....
kelley said she was spreading the cuts if she is... lets see if she cuts austin
*Kelley cuts CARYN again*
nope theres our answer NOPE dam that settles it Erik/Austin/Kelley
What a hidden power duo. They're all so fuckin quiet and sneaky but I SEE YOU.
OHHHHH I SEE YOU AND I GOT MY ONE EYE FIXED ON YA NOW!!!!!!
Sausage Island 9: The Serengeti
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