This is the last week, right? basically, right? right?

This is my final week thread in my beautiful confessional forum.

LET'S MAKE IT WORTH IT.

SPOILER ALERT: HAHAHAHAHAH GUESS WHO WON THE IMMUNITY SOMEHOW??/


YA GURL MONCIA
GOING
TO
FINAL
FOUR!!!!!!!!!

Mongratulations!

it was really ridiculous y'all

garrett was out.

austin/yve were helping me plan to take out sierra.

while sierra finally wants to talk strategy with me. and like basically wanted to work with me. and i'm like "ok so what's the plan -- how can i win" and she said "no the plan is to make me or yve win"

LOL OK i'm sorry what? no. that gave me such an easy out to be like "umm maybe we can talk after but I want to win"

and then yve like would not listen to my recommendations to make it easier for sierra to be out, for yve to lose (SHE STILL HAS THAT NECKLACE), and for me to prosper. but she didn't! she completely blocked me on one end. so i was freaking out to austin about how yve sabotaged me, why did she do that, why is she being so greedy, am i fucked, etc.

and then sierra saw how obvious it was that ... AUSTIN/YVE were targeting her. because YVE fucked me over, it looked like it was austin/yve fucking us both over. so that was amazing.

so then she started giving me tips. and then like lmao there was this whole part of the board i wasn't looking at . that allowed me to go to victory.

and so i won. thanks to sierra. so now i boot her? is this the right move?

it's officially become

MONICA IN THE MIDDLE

god damn does it feel good to not be the one scurrying around. seethe bitches seethe.

Austin and Yve thought it would be a good (?!?!) idea (?!?!) to tell Sierra in a chatroom that they were voting her out.

Of course that is pissing off Sierra.

lmao they are so bad at jury management. x-x

it's tough because Sierra's logic kind of makes sense, but like she doesn't know about my f2 deal with Austin. but I'm just acting straight dumb.

and she's starting to see the light. she's talking about how erik's boot wasn't erik's fault.

I DON'T KNOW if I should reveal things. I don't like this. Monica tired.

ok cool so Yve made a f2 promise with me.

Sierra made a f2 promise with me.

Austin and I have had f2 since day one.

Where you at Garrett?

Why do I suddenly feel like the most popular kid at school?

lmao i let slip that austin/yve offered me f3 and sierra went BALLISTIC

saying she'll quit jury why did she bother. and i was like omg i was HEARING YOU OUT. how fake austin/yve were. IT'S A GAME. idk. yiiiiiiiiiikes y'all.

I do feel like I'm coming out of this relatively bloodless. but idk we'll see.

Ok so Garrett and I struck a deal to force a tie at f4. I was trying to 'hint' that I think Austin would be more willing and that Yve was a huge jury threat.

SOOOO hopefully that goes according to plan.

Also I'm a lil tipsy -- Lexxy and Brett can you post the results already so I can sign onto AIM without fearing talking to Sierra.

Wait! Are you going to adhere to this? I'm tipsy too, js.

Shawna @ 1/4/2015 20:02

Wait! Are you going to adhere to this? I'm tipsy too, js.

Oooh sorry if I wasn't being clear.

So Austin & I are f2 ride or die. And he's making himself seem worse and worse the more he is eliminating people just to ensure I get to f2 with him.

The big problem was that once we got rid of Sierra -- how easy would it be for Garrett to kick out Yve. Cuz we figure, if the f3 person that isn't us (OR IF it is a twist! f3 FTC) then we would both win against Garrett, and not Yve. Everyone loves Yve.

So this was important cuz Garrett was trying to convince me to keep Sierra. Which, I am sorry girl, but too little too late with wanting my trust. But once I put my foot down, I got him to dig the idea of us forcing a tie and Austin/Yve turning on each other.

But what he does not know is that Austin will vote Yve out in a second. Which will make him detested by Yve and probably a few other people.

So basically we have to play out a scenario next round (hoping that Yve does not win immunity) in which Garrett and I campaign to Austin saying we will force a tie, Austin struggles, and then ultimately votes out Yve.

And Garrett kind of sucks at challenges due to his time zone. So we coast to f2. Where, presumably, I beat him?

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Yve Rojas Hey. Monica Culpepper hii Yve Rojas How are you? Monica Culpepper goood how are you Yve Rojas Good and yourself?

This might have been the 30th time that Yve has done this. YOU ALREADY ASKED ME HOW I WAS.

Tell us your endgame plans.

Get Yve not to win. Convince Garrett that Yve is the biggest jury threat. Pretend like convincing Austin is a struggle. But Austin has wanted Yve to leave f4 since that Erik vote. Yve leaves. Austin looks awful betraying her.

Beat Garrett or Austin in the f2. I can see them both picking me.

For my own morals and nobility/ego/etc and all that, I would want to go to the end with Austin. We're day one. He's a better opponent.

That's "endgame" right?

Ok a little fantasy plan.

I win immunity.

Convince Garrett to vote Austin.

Austin convinces Yve to vote me.

Then Austin/I vote out Yve.

~*~ 2-1-1 ~*~

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Austin Carty Oh please you know after I vote Yve out there's gonna be a giant outrage just nowAustin Carty HOW COULD HE just nowAustin Carty But I don't care <3 just nowMonica Culpepper <3

idk why he's like so fine with blowing up his game to fulfill this promise we had. maybe he's just bullshitting. maybe i'll be gone next. who knows who knows