(No speech is official without it being centered) I would like to first start off by saying congrats to you both. FOR RIPPING MY HEART OUT. I'm just joshing. Congratulations, you guys played awesome games in one way or another, whether you seemed like the star of the season or not, you beat 19 other players. And we still managed to get Richard out.

I hate to try and make this question about me, especially since Greg made it very clear that I need to be fucked if I were to even mention my own name, but this game was a lot of fun. It is the best of the best, that's Sausage's reputation. I played this game pretty personally though, and you two were both people that I genuinely got a long with. I'll start out with John;

John, you're getting a lot of shit. Jamie was a star, and I don't mean that to be mean to you, I mean that because somehow he PAINTED a target on his own forehead and then continuously dodged bullets. He was the talk of the town since as long as I can remember. However, I think you played a good game too, obviously, you made made the finals. The under the radar strategy seemed to be your thing even though in my eyes, you were supposed to be my hero man. You and I were friends, Jamie was someone that you and I both loved but knew he couldn't make it to the end. I became friends with a lot of the cast members, but you and I seemed to have a lot of similar goals. I was surprised about you voting me, but seeing that this is what path you chose, I just want to know why you thought this was worth it? Sure, you hurt my feelings and all that BS but if you were serious about working with me, and I feel like you were, why not instead of reporting back to Jamie about me wanting to vote out Todd, why didn't you literally just say, "We can't do that this round" I wouldn't have had enough votes to overthrow anyone and we could have continued what we had going on for us. You said that you didn't want to work with Kelly and Dreamz with me but you could have saved me. You could have just voted out Dreamz and left me in the dark about the entire situation, making me look like a fool and at a life line, I could have been your puppet but instead you chose to take a road that seemed "easier." Please just explain to me more. When it's all said and done John, this is all just a game. I'm not mad. My last question to you John is me wondering if you meant at all what you said about you and I in the future or if that was strategy. When someone talks to me about game ideas and possibilities of things that we discussed, you naturally gain more trust. I want to know if you wanted to continue our friendship honestly, or if it was all part of the game. I've been around ORGs long enough to hear people declare friendship and then go back on it when it's all said and done.

Jamie, when it is all said and done (I hope I didn't say that line earlier) you and I bonded a shit ton. In fact, you, John, Kelly and Dreamz were probably the people I got along with the most. I mean you and I had a lot in common, the talks we had were stuff that people probably shouldn't talk about due to FBI tracking us down and busting down the doors. I had a great time with you, you were a smart player. I think everyone is giving you either too little credit or crediting you enough, but you played a great game, and whether you were a hero, a villain, a douchebag or a friend you came into this game and you gave it your all. When people play hard, like Ciera, you get a target on your back. Ciera was aggressive and it bit her in the ass, she tried her hardest to shake it but she couldn't do it. You WANTED the target it felt like, you wanted the spotlight and hated it when others would get it I felt like. In my eyes you were the top sausage. But of course, coming full circle, my question to you isn't based on your gameplay. It's based actually on what the hell is going through your head. I was the only juror honestly mentioned in your Opening Statement. Why?

For both of you, a lot of stardom has been sprinkled around and a lot of words shed. I want to know truthfully how big of a deal you were. The only way to know for sure, is by telling me how many episode titles you have and what they were.

It's been a ride of ups and down's, if either of you were serious in keeping in touch, please do so. As much as I loved playing, I love mackin on babes more. Danger Dave, MEAT Ball- out.



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