Feel free to make this like a banter place tbh. I'm just trying to figure out what I could do to contribute and keep making this entertaining for myself/everyone else! If you have any suggestions throw 'em my way.
I wish you could bottle and market you're positivity. I'm sure you'd make a fortune. Great game cut Shórt Joe!
I'm sorry but my positivity is already being brewed and bottled in a secret facility in Sri Lanka, I'll tell you when it's on market though!
Sometimes bad things happen to good people! Still a few good cats in the game though, and I hope they get spoiled in fortunes <3.
You would make a fortune bottling that positive attitude. And, hey Joe I love tea, and all through High School one of my best friends (whats up Arjun, yeah right, hes not reading this and would call me a nerd to know I'm on here) was Sri Lankan so what's up, his grandparents were like tea barons, so maybe I'll get some BEFORE it goes on the market.
With that said, hey diddly ho neighbourhinos welcome to the first installment of the second best Joe confessional gimmick from beyond the game!
TODAY'S BEACH THEMED THEME MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY:
Criteria: must include at least one beach in the music video.
SUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUDES!
Today we're going to be reviewing Doctor Dodgeball, and how I totally would have radically won the challenge for my tribe!
When I was looking at previous seasons, I saw Doctor Dodgeball and I thought it was a fantastic idea for a challenge! I was really looking forward to winning it and then
...anyways!
In this challenge I totes could have been a rad doctor! I'm really good at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation so for any of those untimely unfortunate deaths I'd be confident in my abilities to bring my tribe back from the dead, well most of them at least!
This is another posting challenge, and my track record with posting was pretty good! I think I would have been better suited for this challenge than some people!
Also we have a secret slime image of the day if you guess that image correctly you win a personalized photoshopped photo of me and you doing something romantic!
I'm good at dodging balls too! I'm joega broooooo! I can contort all night long, and contort all day Shórt ! (Intentional tribe wordfilter references)! My joega coulda really helped Bìángsī in this challenge! They may have tryna be pressin me, but I'd keep flexin on my haters, literally!
The best part is that I would be throwing Lex's severed rotting head which is a wet dream come true.
JOE RATES THIS CHALLENGE: 10/10. Bravo! I love fun hectic team posting challenges!
PROBABILITY OF JOE KICKING ASS AT THIS CHALLENGE: 100%. Do ya really doubt me? Look at the track record bay-beeee!
PROBABILITY OF JOE WINNING IT FOR THE TRIBE: 100%. I am nothing less of heroic and I expect a celebration that rivals the end of The Mighty Ducks 1.
PROBABILITY THAT JOE WOULD DO BETTER THAN OZZY IN THIS CHALLENGE: 100%. Have you figured out the secret slime image?
WOULD SIA GIVE JOE ANGLIM $50,000?: Absolutely! Just for being Joe Anglim.
WHO WOULD JOE LIKE TO SEE GO TO TRIBAL?: Biangsi, because I feel like that would be the most interesting tribal this round just to see if my faves have the tribe on looooooock booooooiiiiii!
That's all for episode 1 of Joega Beach! Stay tuned for my slightly more stupid, slightly more scripted series Joevivor: It Is What It Is-land coming tomorrow/the day afterish!
