A) Female
B ) Was the answer to a majority rules question
C) Male
D) Went longer than 20 minutes in the Speedy Climbing challenge
E) Were matched up against one another in Truels
F) Their aliases (reps) played on the same season of Survivor
G) Even placement
H) Didn't survive to the 2nd swap
I) Never went to Ukiyo
J) Was on original Sakai
K) Went home in a round where more than one person went home
L) Was on original Ki
M) Matched up against one another in Family Feud
N) Winning Shogun
O) Matched up against one another in Slow & Steady
P) On Aso
Q) One of the last 5 to check-in
R) Played an Idol post-merge
S) Never voted out
T) Odd Placement
U) Has been on Ozato
V) Won Individual Immunity
W) Attended another tribe's Tribal
X) Used more than one item in Dynasty Warriors

1. Ok so I should get this thing started up, but anyways I'm glad we won immunity cause now I got time to actually get to know people, lol. How dare you start a game on Easter weekend!!! Bastards lol. All is well I can play catch up pretty fast and I was there for the challenge so I'm sure I'm not completely butt fucked in the ass. [name] seems like he's in charge which is great. You do you home boy. Be the man. Tell us what to do. Just gonna make you a bigger target while I fly under the radar. Now to get in everyone's good graces and be in the majority. Chicken

2. THEY. GOT. PLAYED. Sighh, why does no one believe the outcast. I go into that swap trying so hard to try and keep the Coasts together, but nahh, the Coasts are a fucking mess. LOL. Sash

3. But it's fine, i guess. Let us all wear our finest silk and shiniest shoes. Let's all pretend to be nice and fair and true. Tonight we shall raise our cups, tomorrow we shall draw our swords. War's a coming. Debbie

4. In hindsight, I'm really wishing I had begun by always referring to it as "shotgun" and pretended like I had no idea what a shogun was supposed to be. I would've made myself giggle so hard. Reynold

5. So I don't know if you guys know this but I am the most useless person ever. Oh wait, you've probably read it all over everyone else's confessionals because I feel like that's what everyone is thinking. Shitty at challenges and super confused about all the strategy flying around right now and my two closest allies are pissed at each other and all I'm doing is taking up space. Dana

6. It's sad because I'm sure he's a wonderful person in real life, but right now, in this game, he's a liability. He makes us go out of our way to please him, and he's irritating our allies and ourselves Spencer

7. I learned two important things from [omitted]. The first thing I learned was not to leave the game behind. Things are always changing, and you can put yourself at a serious disadvantage if you're not online when those things happen. The second thing I learned is that I need to commit myself 100% to big moves. I've been planning out this alliance with [omitted] for a while now, which you can probably observe in all my other confessionals, but I've been putting off actually making the move and trying to form that alliance. Sugar

8. Nah there's no way [omitted] could have anything to do with [me going home]. Having 4 people able to bond over a difficult and frustrating probably had no bearing on who went home. I just got unlucky when they all randomly pulled my name out of a hat independently. Such is life. Syd

9. Also what's the deal with all the Caleb attention. He isn't quite all-stars material in my book, considering he has almost zero brain cells and the attention span of my neighbor's two-month old lab retriever. I don't even think caleb is human I just picture him as that dog from "Up" and he speaks into a voice-commanded laptop to play in ORGs. Also it's completely doubtful he has an idol so idk where all that rumours came from. Whatever I'm over this...basically all my ranting is about how nobody really revealed how [name] is the true mastermind here and that his continued presence threatens my place in the game. Marisa

10. "I'l post my first and last official confessional later but I just wanted to announce formally that my desire to fuck with someone on my way out has officially settled on Caleb and I have no idea why so I'm just bullshitting him that he's made a really good impression on everyone" Baylor

11. My god, I was so damn nice to her. I pandered so much, and it's infuriating to hear that she has something against me when I did nothing wrong. I was always apologetic to her and always talking to her. But for whatever reason, she hates me. I legitimately don't understand her motivations, unless she has [...]. But I hope that her game is FUCKED SO MUCH. I can't wait to see it be destroyed. Or for her to get decimated at an FTC. Either way, her comeuppance is coming, and it'll be great. Caleb

12. And that means that, no matter what we do, we have no idea where the idol is going to be played. Unless I can come up with something spectacular, it all comes down to luck. It's a glorified guessing game. Matty

13. Its funny how all it takes is silence to drive a man insane. I haven't gotten responses from 3 people who I'm confident are here, and it's been like half an hour. Can someone get screwed in half an hour? Jfp

14. Unfortunately I think my outbursts are going to be my downfall which is a real shame. [...] If I go it won't be for lack of trying, it will likely because I tried way to hard. It is taking all the power in my bones not to post "You know against popular believe, People on the Coast would love to play the game as well and not just be excluded like older dogs and cats in shelters. Adopt people, breeders are greedy." Caleb

15. So far, the ship doesn’t have any leaky holes, but I’m vigilant for like...crabs? Do crabs puncture holes in ships? WAIT. Rocks. Rocks do that. ROCKS BEWARE, [I AM] WATCHING OUT. Eliza

16. I feel like the sooner I am able to start strategizing, the better. The only thing that is fucking with me here is this TWIST. My bounty is on [name], which means that I get bounty points if I successfully send [name]'s ass home OR if I am in the majority vote." Butch

17. At the same time, I do admit that maybe I went a LITTLE overboard with my dedication to the game. I go all-or-nothing with most of the things I do, and when I play games I invest EVERYTHING I have them. And investing so much in this game, when I was in such an awful strategic position after [omitted]... it was painful. Like deliberately sticking your hand in the fire when you know that you'll wind up getting burned no matter what. Debbie

18. Overall I am happy with the way I've played, every time I play I always turn out to be one of the biggest characters and one of the best players which I love so much. Sugar

19. for me, this phase of the game is all about positioning. i don't feel like anyone is chomping at the bit to be voting me out, and when the merge comes i want to have options. i can't rule anyone out as an option for an ally because this game is starting to open up. the people who have felt secure are going to get paranoid and want people to help them take out those they deem threatening, and the people who have felt on the outside will be wanting those same people to help them topple the kingpins. Michele

20. I hate my "boyfriend"....YES HE CALLED ME HIS BOYFRIEND! I am getting voted out tonight. Goodbye cruel world. Please let God [name] reign supreme for this season. Jefra