So i've finally recovered from my bout of Ebola / Plague / Bird flu / Swine flu combination. Considering i only got 13 views on my last confessional, I've got some work to do to recapture the attention of the viewers.
Winning.
So as i lay comatosed on my bed, barley even able to watch tv let alone talk to a pack of bitches I don't like on aim, i thought about why i was playing an Org. As you may or may not know this is my first time playing an org and i thought about why i was playing. I do love survivor but this org has been fucking gruelling. Having to try and make conversation with people like Sydney is exhausting, especially with the time zone difference. It's not like we're playing for a million dollars here, there's not much incentive to be nice to assholes like Sydney and Gervaise. But fuck it, if i do, I'm going to make sure i at least fucking win.
Planning the road ahead.
My illness and general laziness and winning both immunities has meant I've not really played since before the swap. So i decided to get to action today prepping for the inevitable merge. This started with confirming my standing with my two core allies Julia and Marisa which went as well as expected. Then reaching out to Jonny, Caleb, James for the core 6. Then doing the normal PR rounds, biting the bullet, swallowing the pill, stabbing myself repeatedly, and talked to the rest of the people in the game. Seriously if you ask someone 'how are you?' like shouldn't they at least 'how are you?' in return? Talking to these people is like drawing blood from a stone, they are
OFFENSIVELY BORING. But I'm sucking it up, because if i've lasted this long i may as well win. I think i've done a fairly good job of it. (I bet y'all are laughing your asses off reading this and know how delusional I am.)
Ideally I'd like to be in a core 6 of Marisa, Jonny Fairplay, Caleb, Julia, James and I. We'd only need one more person if we merge now and that should be a pretty easy pick up. But I'm quite happy to ride the middle if that proves to be the best option. There's no better place than the swing and that's where i need to be. Since Sugar has left I've not actively tried to get anyone out, this is no longer going to happen. I'm going to take control, hopefully people don't realise and if they do I don't really fucking care. I'll just get rid of them next.
Of course we don't even know if the merge is next, but i have a feeling
Bonus ranking
Remaining played ranked on how much of a cunt they are (biggest to smallest cunt).
Prized Cunt
Gervaise
Jefra
Eliza
Kat
Brad
Dana
Jonny Fairplay
James
Caleb (Ok he's a cunt but he's funny)
Marisa
Julia
I'll continue updating this as things progress today.
