I kept pulling on that rope until the very last minute but it just wouldn't budge (I am talking about you Caleb).
Thanks for the enjoyable Survivor experience hosts, it was fun despite the immense amount of frustration and rage I had for a majority of the cast. Wish I could have done better but that is the way that cookie crumbles. I enjoyed expressing my creativity through all the jobs I have completed in my life and my one main regret was kind of breaking character a bit trying to gain a little ground strategically. Though lets be real, I think Debbie is going to be a crazy old lady when she is on the ropes too.
I think the part that bothers me the most is not knowing what I could have done differently. I am by no means an all star survivor player who makes the finals every time, but I usually do better in games than this outing. I hate to just blame the swap but I really tried just about everything with this tribe and they wouldn't budge. Maybe not causing so much drama this round would have saved me, but I still think the fear of the idol was going to have me at the top of the list anyway.
Thank you to all the PWs who read and liked my posts. You guys really motivated me to continue to post and continue to fight. I wish I could have made it farther and kept filling up my ridiculous resume. I guess I am heading back to all of my day jobs.
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- Part Time Model
- Roller Coaster Operator
- Captain of a Professional Co-Ed frisbee golf team
- Fugitive Chemist
- Private Investigator of Online Predators
- Consuelor
- Star in Training
- Manager of Friendly's
- Manager of Dairy Queen
- Boobs Coach (now Cooch Coach for Sugar)
- Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader
- US under 22 b team Olympic Curler
- Extra in Anchorman
- Brazilian Safari Guide (side note I believe Gervase may have bought this one)
- Rodeo Clown
- Bed and Breakfast Owner
- Wake up call person at a hotel
- Chatty Cashier
- Professional Friend Assessor
- Child Detective
- Exorcist in Training
- Dolphin Trainer
- Food Scientist studying the effects of mold
- Diaper Factory (I actually did work at one)
- Judge of a Cattle Competition
- Fonder of a Recycled Tampon Company
- Dragonfly trainer
- Drunk dunk tank ball thrower
- 'Mountain' climber
- Business Women
- Reality Show Host
- Professional Conversationalist
- Off Duty Police Officer
- Cruise Ship Captain
- prize winning matador in Spain
- Line Planner
- South Pacific Rick's farm hand
- Radio Customer Service
- Interventionist
- Matchmaker
- Stephanie from Full House
- Highschool Geometry Teach
- Nanny for 19 kids and counting
- President's Secret Chief of Staff
- Eye Surgeon
- Drug Dealer
- Dog Botherer
- Lemonade Stand Owner
- Subway Spokesperson
- Gateway drug to child p0rn
- Waitress
- Barrel Racer
- Rabbits Foot
- College Monopoly Star
- Person Trainer
- Emperor
- Lead singer of Deb and the evil Angles
- Wall Street Stock Broker
- Talent Manager for Styx
- Developer of Zoo Tycoon 3
- Community theater actress with Tim Allen
- Spanish professional basketball player
- Bartender
- Air Force
- Author of Drunk Nights and Bar Fights
- Video game voice actor "Lassy the Buffalo"
- Spelling Bee Host
- Painter for 'Christmas Colors, Exterior Lovers'
- Assologist
- Silver medal ladder climber
- Punctuation Police
- Acted as a special agent
- Decision Maker for a Fortune 500 company
- Professional Strip Poker Player
- Nutrient Salestwin
- Big Sassy Black Guy
- Come back comedian
- Sole Inhabitant of a Floating Island
- Shopaholic Anonymous Founder
- Co Rapper on Independent
- Inventor of the Trust Fall
- Cristina Coria's Cop Partner
- Choir Lady
- Good Cop
- Bad Cop
- Delivery Girl at John's Pizza (before he was a Papa)
- Hairdresser |
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Plz come back in the future. | #namestillorangehostsbeindenial | 
