I am still here and the gloves are coming off. Being passive did not work and now I am going to go old lady batshit crazy on their asses. Most people look at me and assume I am a nice pushover mother who gives her kids everything that they want. Well jokes on you motherfuckers because I served in the U S of A air force and am ready to lay a can of whoop ass on this tribe.
Things are going to have to change to get back into this game. These numbskulls need to realize that circle jerking each other to the Final 11 isn't going to work out for everyone. Unfortunately the people who need to hear it the most like Matty are the ones that are never on to talk to. I've got a huge mountain to climb but as someone who has climbed 'mountains' in the past, I am ready to give it a go. The first step is going to win this challenge tomorrow. As someone who has great upper body strength from all her work outs I am confident I can climb that ladder all the way to victory!
The gloves are coming off. If I am going to stay in the game I have to get some blood on my hands and try to recruit some troops and make it happen. Deadshoot Deb.
A little update, I am currently in an alliance with Julia and Caleb. However they want to vote for Dana which I am all for, but if she plays an idol it will probably be Sash or I leaving. I am trying to avoid that if possible. However Caleb and Julia keep saying, lets just vote Dana. And I want to scream at them are you that stupid or just thinking we are stupid but obviously that isn't a good idea.
If they don't hurry up and convince me to stay with them I might just have to venture over to Marisa and Spencer and see what they are offering.
I am hiding in the shadows picking up clues like a detective in order to make my move. I have learned Jefra used a spy glass to get Dana's inventory and all she has is a half idol. I will continue to snoop around to weave this crime board and figure out where and how to make my move.
I feel decent about Dana going home tonight but Paranoia is still on my resume.
Paranoia is showing her ugly face. Dana comes on at lunch and tells everyone that she has an idol. Well instead of just realizing that she is probably lying, everyone jumps to the conclusion that Jefra was wrong and she actually has an idol. This is bad news for me because if the votes are split and she plays it than me or my number one ally in Sash is going home.
My mind is immediately racing. I think of how if Sash and I vote with Dana there is a good chance that the vote could be 4-3-2 and if Dana actually had an idol whoever we voted for would leave. Of course the downside to this is if Caleb/Julia were being truthful and we go rouge and vote for someone else then all the work we did to get them on our side is gone. It is really quite the conundrum.
Thankfully I worked for a Fortune 500 company as a yes/no decision maker and grabbed my trusty coin. I flipped and determined that we should stick with the plan and send Dana out of here. I don't want to risk her staying with a half idol because I literally have more of a relationship with inactive Matty than with her. It doesn't help that Caleb is a freaking idiot. For such a hunk of a man, he lacks any sort of brain. He is freaking out saying the vote is going to be 3-3-3, that Dana has an idol, when his soul mate (Jefra) has clearly vouched that she doesn't have one.
I am really putting my faith in these people, if Dana pulls out an idol I am probably going home. As a former professional strip poker player, I am ready to call her bluff!
Deb's Jobs
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- Part Time Model
- Roller Coaster Operator
- Captain of a Professional Co-Ed frisbee golf team
- Fugitive Chemist
- Private Investigator of Online Predators
- Consuelor
- Star in Training
- Manager of Friendly's
- Manager of Dairy Queen
- Boobs Coach (now Cooch Coach for Sugar)
- Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader
- US under 22 b team Olympic Curler
- Extra in Anchorman
- Brazilian Safari Guide (side note I believe Gervase may have bought this one)
- Rodeo Clown
- Bed and Breakfast Owner
- Wake up call person at a hotel
- Chatty Cashier
- Professional Friend Assessor
- Child Detective
- Exorcist in Training
- Dolphin Trainer
- Food Scientist studying the effects of mold
- Diaper Factory (I actually did work at one)
- Judge of a Cattle Competition
- Fonder of a Recycled Tampon Company
- Dragonfly trainer
- Drunk dunk tank ball thrower
- 'Mountain' climber
- Business Women
- Reality Show Host
- Professional Conversationalist
- Off Duty Police Officer
- Cruise Ship Captain
- prize winning matador in Spain
- Line Planner
- South Pacific Rick's farm hand
- Radio Customer Service
- Interventionist
- Matchmaker
- Stephanie from Full House
- Highschool Geometry Teach
- Nanny for 19 kids and counting
- President's Secret Chief of Staff
- Eye Surgeon
- Drug Dealer
- Dog Botherer
- Lemonade Stand Owner
- Subway Spokesperson
- Gateway drug to child p0rn
- Waitress
- Barrel Racer
- Rabbits Foot
- College Monopoly Star
- Person Trainer
- Emperor
- Lead singer of Deb and the evil Angles
- Wall Street Stock Broker
- Talent Manager for Styx
- Developer of Zoo Tycoon 3
- Community theater actress with Tim Allen
- Spanish professional basketball player
- Bartender
- Air Force
- Author of Drunk Nights and Bar Fights
- Video game voice actor "Lassy the Buffalo"
- Spelling Bee Host
- Painter for 'Christmas Colors, Exterior Lovers'
- Assologist
- Silver medal ladder climber
- Punctuation Police
- Acted as a special agent
- Decision Maker for a Fortune 500 company
- Professional Strip Poker Player