Ok so I should get this thing started up, but anyways I'm glad we won immunity cause now I got time to actually get to know people, lol. How dare you start a game on Easter weekend!!! Bastards lol. All is well I can play catch up pretty fast and I was there for the challenge so I'm sure I'm not completely butt fucked in the ass. Caleb seems like he's in charge which is great. You do you home boy. Be the man. Tell us what to do. Just gonna make you a bigger target while I fly under the radar. Now to get in everyone's good graces and be in the majority.

I'm seriously gonna lose this game because all of my shit decided to shit the bed on me god damnit. Fuck my life.

chris :( <3

The worst part is I can't buy the shit I need until Thursday cause that's when I get paid. If I somehow don't get voted out by then it'll be a miracle. My apologies too the hosts who wanted me in this game this sucks that this is happening but I'll keep y'all updated as long as I'm still around.

Alright party people so the electronics problem is now fixed and somehow I survived this game during it. Thank you very much to the hosts for being patient with me and I'm really sorry this happened and you'll see nothing but the best from me from here on out. But here's the silver lining that came from all of this. I log onto aim after all the bullshit and everyone wants me for a number. Somehow from a tragedy in my game I was able to be put in a position to where I can play whatever side I want to. Not the way I would normally go about it but I'll take it. Now my big task is taking this time to make up for not getting to know people. If I can make up that lost time I might be able to put myself in a good position for the future. We're at the final 20 so as far as I'm concerned the game just began, I'm just at a slight disadvantage in my social game which is my bread and butter. Time to go to work.

Happy to have you back!

I'm excited to see what you'll bring!

So I somehow went from dead in the water to being in the majority alliance with Julia, Caleb, Spencer, FairPlay, and Marisa then a final 3 with Marisa and Caleb. This is amazing. After we lost the challenge I kinda had to jump in and give a bit of an indication that I'm here to play the game and let people know I'm here to strategize. Due to going dead those couple of days if I want any shot at winning I gotta kind of put myself out there now otherwise I'm just going to be a goat at the end and I won't win. I'd rather be voted out for being a threat then make it to the final tribal council just to be called a goat and a coat tail rider. I'm pushing for sash to go right now and I know my bounty is on Julia but she's one of my top allies right now and that security is more important then bounties right now. But at the end of the day I don't care who I go to the end with as long as I win. The games just beginning though so right now I have to focus on my alliance of 6 and figure out if any of the outsiders have an idol.

So it turns out I'm a complete moron. I was actually going to play this challenge to win it instead of doing my usual, throw the challenge so they think you're weak thing. Problem is I never even need to throw an individual challenge because I suck that bad at them. I can't believe I read that second mark wrong fuck me. Well fuck it hopefully someone from my alliance wins it. Btw I'm pretty sure that Julia is my Bfff Alina from warriors and if that's true that would be amazing. But Alina if you're secretly pwing let me know now otherwise I'm gonna assume I'm in an alliance with you and if you back stab me twice I'll cry lol. Also I'm secretly calling my alliance the intergalactic alliance, they don't know that that's our name though that's just for me.

Another success for the intergalactic alliance! I can't wait until they read this and realize I'm secretly giving out alliance names. I think I'm gonna call mine, Julia's, and calebs alliance the Devils 3way. I'll call Debbie and Dana two girls no cup. And FairPlay, spencer, and Marisa, the three stooges for now cause I got nothing so far lol. But yeah. So far so good. I'll continue to keep in the numbers cause as long as it ain't me I don't care who goes. #devils3way. I might tell them about that one haha.

Well that's 3 in a row. Damn. I guess one of Dana or Debbie is hella gone this round. Oh well. Now we really can't afford to lose another challenge or the intergalactic alliance is done. Cause I'm not gonna betray #devils3way. At least not right now anyways. Guess it's time to plot the demise of yet another tribe mate who I really don't give two shits about. Probably Debbie. She's been talking too much. And she's annoying, and she's playing as Debbie, and I want her to leave me alone so I can talk to the people I like in peace. And cause I'm getting bored with honoring her. #getfuckednerd

Debbie is out now so that just leaves the intergalactic alliance and the Lone Ranger Dana. Now is my oppertunity to take shogun responsibilies on a challenge I'm sure my tribe can win. Hopefully it'll give me a little power in this game and if we win I'll be the first of my tribe to see the politics of the other side and that's huge. I'll have a leg up on the rest of the competition. So we will see what happens.

Well I have officially been swapped fucked. If it weren't for the other tribes shoguns I would use the mutiny I bought right now. But I'm confident that I'll get immunity anyways. If We lose and James gets voted out then I'll use it to go to calebs tribe. If not then I have extra insurance to protect myself. I need to try and get Dana out of this game cause she's the only one who won't work with me and she's my target. So here goes nothing hopefully I can take a bad situation and use it to my advantage.

So I won't be getting immunity from a shogun... SWEET!!!! Well this is gonna be a lot more fun. I have an ally in James I know that. Brad might work with me but Brad is also a dumbass so there's that. Dana isn't gonna work with me but that's fine cause I'm gonna try and vote her ass out anyways. Gervase seems cool. But I mean whatever he can go bye bye after Dana. GONNA NEED A MERGE HOSTS THIS IS STRESSFUL YO! I can manage though. I've been in worse situations with smarter people and found a way out. Just gotta get 2 people who don't like each other to get along and do what I want. Aka Brad and James. Then I can get to the merge, link back up with #devils3way and continue to sweet talk my happy ass all the way to the final 3 where I'll leave nothing but destruction, blood, and broken dreams behind me.

I had a feeling this was going to happen. Tribal council it is. I need to do whatever I have to to make sure I survive. Dana is the wildcard here cause I have never talked to her at all. Honestly as long as it's not me I don't care. And strategically it makes sense to let James go because it creates more targets for the merge. So I'll see what this cluster fuck tribe is wanting to do. And I'll accept any deal offered to me if I have to. Time to do some dirty shit.