GAH!!! IT'S SO LONG THOUGH!!!
I'm sorry...I just get to talking and can't stop myself. You may want to get a snack and beverage and used the bathroom before you start...or take a break like halfway through.
How do you maintain that majestic beard. What's your secret
It's actually not too hard. I basically have a set of steps that I follow and do every morning and night. No, I don't mind sharing them.
In the morning...
1. Rinse with 45 degree purified spring water.
2. Pat dry lightly with a brand new diaper.
3. Pour half olive juice/half virgin blood over beard.
4. Kill bear.
5. Eat bear.
6. Blow dry on low cool setting.
Before bed...
1. Remove thistles, leaves, and beehives from beard.
2. Comb out knots with ordinary pocket comb.
3. Give thanks to Odin for his blessings on the field of battle.
4. Roll in curlers.
5. Cover beard with a burlap sack. Tie sack securely around lower half of face with the hair of a virgin.
6. Set on fire.
Following these simple steps will allow you to maintain a beard like mine!
Lost the challenge. I'm sure that I will be a target but I am hoping that I have done enough to save myself for this vote. Right now it appears that we are targeting Brad.
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It looks like the talk of who is getting votes is pretty fluid.
The Kajafra Sydza alliance seems to be working through who would be the best to go...Brad or one of the Asos. Today, I have absolutely no preference. As long as it's not me, I'm good with it.
On the other side, I am trying to convince Reynold, Butch, and Gervase that there are bigger fish to fry on this tribe, and that I would be good to keep around. I'm really just trying to divert some votes away from me. I doubt that it will work, but should I survive tonight...it may pay dividends in the future.
As far as Brad goes...everyone knows that he is no longer with the Mountains, and that he has flipped over to the Coasts. He doesn't know that I know this...and I am still playing with that by telling him that I am good voting for whoever he, Eliza, and Jefra want.
I know that I am going to be a target tonight. In fact...everything above is said with the expectation that I am not being lied to by everyone. It could very well be a unanimous vote against me tonight. I have to hope that some of the players on this tribe are telling me the truth.
Let me tell you...at this point, if the ladies on the tribe are lying, they are going way out of the way to convince little ole' me that they are with me.
I don't think that they are concerned that I have an idol to play...so they have to be telling me the truth, right?
Alright...here's what it looks like the vote will break down to tonight...if I'm being told the truth.
Reynold, Gervase, Butch, and Brad are voting for me. :(
Kat, Sydney, Eliza, Jefra, and I are voting for Butch.
I am saying that I am voting for Brad. As far as I know, everyone else is saying that they are voting for me.
So, if I did enough and am right, and Butch doesn't play an idol, then he will go home. If not...it will be me.
If Butch plays his idol (if he has one,) then I'm out of here...
