If you had told me to guess which Coast player would survive out of those four on Suck-I if the Mountain tribe systematically picked them off, I would have bet the farm on "Not Dana." I don't know whether her survival is impressive social play by her or blind stupidity by the Mountains. Probably both.

This boot order is reaching Worlds Apart levels of awfulness.

Here's a Short Ranking for a Short Round

That Old Tribe Which Used To Have Butch

1. Sweet dreams sweet angel. Bernie Randers ha given you his endorsement you beuatiful, annoying fucker.

2. Everybody else. Fuck you and your stupid boot orders.

The Tribe That Didn't Vote Out Butch

1. Everybody Who Is Not Caleb. You all made a great life choice by not being Caleb

2,649,593. Ugh