Well I finally got to read through the confessionals. Thoughts on everyone so far, ranked within their tribes:
ASS-O:
1.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/bZULiRl.png)
I appreciate a good schtick and this dude has a good schtick. I hope she doesn't get immediately voted out in the next round because I think she has serious potential.
2.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/tU82Kzr.png)
I wasn't a big fan of PW Erik the attention whore during Twisted AS but I have to admit he's been fun to watch so far. I'm fully confident he will implode before he gets to the end but I am at least confident that I will be a fun ride.
3.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/W4TATEv.png)
I am gonna ride or die with Gerv on my fantasy team. Seems like a low-key, chill, competent dude. Still kinda boring but not offensively so and I have hope that he will improve as he finds his sea legs.
4.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/6kNyntJ.png)
Meh. Not really worth a full thought yet from what I've seen.
5.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/kLiEg49.png)
I liked his one confessional but dude seems to be crossing the road to getting voted out so gg buddy.
6.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/BgJ3AZa.png)
Awful, awful rep choice whose confessionals and overall demeanor have done little to convince me he will be anything other than a dullard.
Oh-Shiz-No
1.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/YeX7oHv.png)
What more can I say? She's amazing
2.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/RL8sw99.png)
I love a good villain, and unlike Spencer I think she has a great shot to go all the way.
3.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/bVHb23F.png)
She won me over when she said she hated everybody, than she lost me with a 14 minute video confessional and now she has won me back again. Hopefully she can be one of those solid, consistent, long term players.
4.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/PMOqYGp.png)
I loved her first confessional and thinks she has a ton of potential but the way people are talking about her and just my overall vibe from her so far have made me take a step back.
5.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/8pkwDod.png)
There's being a natural flirt, and then there is trying too hard, and then there is Sydney. Don't be Sydney.
6.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/9lWMyA4.png)
He lost me immediately when he chose a Tom Westman rep and then said he wasn't assertive. This opening boot is karma. YOU DON'T WASTE TOM FUCKING WESTMAN
K
1.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/tuaVKMj.png)
I had a massive bro crush on Alex in T5 right up until I voted him out and he rooted for me all through All-Stars. I'll happily repay the favor by rooting for him here. I think he is a strong player, this looks like a good group for him and I'll be in his camp til the bitter (or hopefully not-so-bitter) end.
2.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/w5EvnPb.png)
He's totally on the same arc as Todd from Empire I can tell. But Todd was spectacular even if he did flame out so I hope the other half of Spod can carry on that legacy.
3.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/cXMeKm8.png)
This tribe is one third greatness, one third meh and one third shit. Marisa is firmly in the meh tier.
4.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/hqUl9Bw.png)
I have no idea how you could play an ORG with kids and it looks like James doesn't really know either.
5.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/je6nq7C.png)
She's beginning to become offensively boring
6.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/QbKp55Z.png)
No. That horribly self-indulgent opening confessional with the beyonce gif, her stupid try-hardy posts and underserves Slay Queen rep choice. She's not there yet but if she keeps this up her existence may actually start to truly upset me.
Suck-I
1.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/OiFiCN4.png)
I didn't want to be part of the hype but it is irresistable once you read her confessionals. Julia is one boss ass bitch.
2.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/9Vlmd1w.png)
Brendan was great on T4. Greg was not. If Greg can go on to win Twisted and do well on All-Stars than surely Brendan can do better. I believe in the power of Jefra.
3.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/2TQTgHC.png)
I think the VL is overrating her but I can't deny she has potential.
4.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/JDtG2TE.png)
He's playing hopscotch with the line between "enjpoyably over the top" and "insufferable try-hard" but he's spending enough time on the right side of the line that I'm willing to invest in some Caleb stock.
5.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/OVJ6MPt.png)
He's a person. I guess.
6.
![Posted Image](http://i.imgur.com/DUDu9xG.png)
That's right folks. It's 4:50 PM on Monday, March 28 2016 and Brad still sucks.