Fuck I think this might be my last round. I got word from Stacey that I'm being targetted for being a "ZOMG CHALUNGE THRETTTT" so I'm basically going to a bunch of people pitching deal to whoever will listen. I've been travelling all day, so I haven't had much of a chance to do any preventative campaigning. Mike is such a little pissant. His game is that he recognizes Lindsay is a power player, so he wants to try to eliminate anyone close to her so he can crawl so far up her ass that he can taste her food. It's so transparent to everybody, and it's bizarre that he thinks anyone will respect him enough to vote for him with that gameplay. I hope he hands Lindsay the game with that strategy just so I can vote for somebody I respect and trash him.

While I'm ranting, can I talk about how dumb it is to eliminate people for being "challenge threats"? Nobody (fucking NOBODY) wins every challenge. You have nothing to fear from a "challenge threat" at final 10 when there will be at least 6 more challenges left. Do you think they're going to win EVERY fucking challenge? Fuck you can get rid of them whenever. The real people you need to watch out for are the snakes and the social people. That's part of the reason I went crazy going to people with a bunch of deals today: If I get eliminated, I at least want to feel like it's because I was playing the game and not because I played some flash games really well back a week or two ago.

So anyway I went to Jacob and said "Hey, final four with me, you, Spencer, and Thomas. You down?" He said yeah. I went to Lindsay and Ant and said "Hey, final four with you two, me, and Spencer. You down?" Ant said yes and Lindsay said she'd think about it. My only hope at this point is that people don't have their endgames mapped out yet and that they'll latch onto me as the first person to offer them an endgame.

I made a really convincing pitch to Lindsay if I do say so. I told her that her and I are seen as the most "threatening" people and that if one of us is eliminated, the other one will follow not far behind. I was so convincing that I actually believe that now. Hopefully she buys in and I can survive just a LITTLE bit longer. Fuuuuuuuuck Mike.

Fucking Kate. It all hinges on Kate. If she's under Lindsay's spell, then she's basically handing the game to Rockefeller (and I'm gone this round). If not, we can get Mike out 6-4 and pick off the Rockefellers. Kate please don't be a fucking idiot.

Thomas, Jacob, Spencer, Stacey are all cool. Lindsay and Ant are just being smart. Eric and Mike are weirdos. Kate could be cool or the biggest idiot of them all.

Getting a lot of "Yeah I'll definitely consider going along with you" talk from Lindsay and Jacob and shit. I'm not dumb. I know what that means.

Oh fucking well.

:(

Thanks so much for playing, RJ. You were such fun to watch!

Felt Rationally Jilted when reading TC results. You put the fucking team on your back, doe.

I'm Really Jazzed to have played though. Hopefully I can be a Righteous Juror and vote for a good winner. Even though my Rebellion Jettisoned me out of the game, I felt the game I played was Respectably Just ... and stuff.

Why was I not doing this the whole time?

They were just Ridiculously Jealous of you, which really was Revoltingly Juvenile of them.

Or perhaps you were Regrettably Jinxed?

...and Im running out of j adjectives that make sense.

But good game. I was rooting for you. :P

They can all go Rim Job a Really Junky asshole.