WE BACK, AND WE BACK, WE BACK, AND WE BACK, YAW WE BACK!!!
Week SEVEN.
And lemme tell yaw, it's ALLLLL about a SLOW and PAINFUL death!
Oh Crusher, why, slow AND painful, you ask??
This ladies and gents is what I call a "Double edged sausage."
By this I mean there be TWO meanings.
Slow and PAINFUL.
First reference is to me. The more controlling I become and the more shit that goes MY way the more I grow as a target. Unless everyone in this game is a fuckin MORON they surely notice this. I'm building myself up huge, creating what I imagine is a slow and painful death for myself. BUT.... I ain't gonna roll over. Naw naw naw. Because.... this brings me to...........
The second reference is the MUCH MORE important one - to Sierra, Garrett and Erik... THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO OLE' CRUSH!!! Rule #1 in fucking LIFE is do NOT fuck wit da CRUSH!!! And if you DO fuck with ole' Crush, don't do it Week 3!!!! And do NOT eliminate Kimmay his MAIN ALLY.... They KNOW WHAT THEY DID!!! And they will DIE a SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH.... I want it to HURT.... I WANT IT TO BRING TEARS TO THEIR EYES.... I WANT THEM TO LOSE FAITH IN THE GAME... I WANT THEM TO QUIT THE GAME..... It will be SLOW and PAINFUL and I will make them SUFFER for what they did.
It brings a SMILE to my face now that Katie is gone. For three reasons. First, WHO THE FUCK IS KATIE??? I am not even kidding. How did she last so long in the game and never even once talk to me?? I've never met her. She doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. Second, Katie being voted out meant Sue wasn't, my girl. And third, and again, most importantly to ME, watching the reactions of Katie's allies.. watching the slow and painful death continue. First my rage, then Vytas, then Katie, and soon them. Here were the messages I received after the vote lol:
rory hold me
fuck man I'm on the outs now there was another blindside that I didn't know about
Monica & Stephen turned on us and voted Katie, so Sierra & Erik are in the minority right now. We need to find some way to get the majority on this tribe. Do you have any ideas?
LOL ^ at Garrett's. That was a PM to me... and I was crackin up from dat shit... OH NO SIERRA AND ERIK ARE IN THE MINORITY!?!?!? OH NOOO!!! NAW NAW NAW!!!!! :( loooooool
FFFFFFFFFFffffffffuckin hell man send ME to Tribal Council now so I can vote out that creepy fuckin Garrett right now!
Aite, till next time, Crusherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-OUT!
LOL that girl is INSANE... she is a female version of me LOL she is OFF HER FUCKIN ROCKER man and I love it. As long as she's my right hand gurl I am cool wit it, but if she wasn't on my side I'd be scared lol. She is SO unpredictable but I laugh at all our conversations.
We recently coined our alliance the "Sloppy Sausage Alliance" so dats a thing!
if you guys lose (which you might because we have caryn now lol) then you guys should boot garrett if we lose then garrett will die hehe high five high hook owwww my hand woops sry it will heal bae maybe i'll get a hook by the end of the season lol yes in the finals we will do a ritual and i will cut off ur hand and present u with the golden hook and the golden eye patch hahahahah omg and everyone will just be mortified and we'll be cackling in tears lol ya
I think I might throw the challenge...... it might be best for me in the long run by eliminating Garrett now while he's alone.
Sierra is a LOOSE CANNON right now and while I don't think she could save herself if her tribe lost the challenge, I'd feel much more comfortable running my tribe's vote.
My last conversation with nigga Rob was not a good one. Aye, the truth is I did want to vote him out, but not this early. Naw naw. I needed his vote a bit longer. I wanted many others voted out before him.. he wasn't in the game man. His heart wasn't in it. This was my last talk with him. He never even said goodbye.
aye bro where u at sup man? dude i need ya to step up the activity ya. I've been out all weekend. was weird. Was planning on catching up on that today ok ur name is getting tossed around im doing my best to divert im just getting home too, so dont freak out tho - thatll only make it worse definitely dont accuse anyone of voting for u.. ya imma keep it calm and cool cool
And that was it. Rob's gone now. And I am the last returnee.
LOL that girl is INSANE... she is a female version of me LOL she is OFF HER FUCKIN ROCKER man and I love it. As long as she's my right hand gurl I am cool wit it, but if she wasn't on my side I'd be scared lol. She is SO unpredictable but I laugh at all our conversations.
We recently coined our alliance the "Sloppy Sausage Alliance" so dats a thing!
Sausage Island 9: The Serengeti
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