Two crazy Tribal Councils in a row.



Two Idols gone in a row.




And a whole bunch of yappy pretty white people mad at ole' Crush!





So it's time to play the game.




I'm making a move before one's made on me. And if that means aligning myself with the dumbest mothafuckas in this game then so be it.





Sue/Monica/Yve
Caryn & her Idol

That's my squad...


It's a small bunch of misfits but I think we can cause a lot of damage.


I almost WANT to go to Tribal with the same 2 tribes next week so I can end the world of Sierra... but it won't be that easy will it??




And now we've got this fuckin EXTRA HELPING.... what DA FUCK is that!????? That wasn't in Season One.... Naw naw naw.......




Mannnnn what could it be? I'm guessing it wouldn't be a simple ass Idol...



I'm thinking it gonna be a vote cancellation or somethin.... that'd fuck with me.... fuck with my plans....


AYE YO LEX n BRETT..... IS THIS FUCKIN SURVIVOR OR IS THIS FUCKWITH RORY???? All these prizes bro... I ain't WITH IT. Naw naw.




Anyway. Fuck. It's time to play the game. Yaw.

YO BRETT WHERE DA FUCK IS MY AVATAR AND IMAGE!??!?!?! dam!!!!!!

You know what happens when you play the game too hard tho??? You get Biggie'd..

I think for the rest of the game my name will come up.

It's ONLY A MATTER OF TIME man...... only a matter of time...


I'm just gonna have to do my best to PLAY THE GAME and be one step ahead..



Because you cannot Crush a Crusher.


PS - How much Crush would a Crusher Crush if a Crusher could Crush crush.

Well.... I felt like this was a necessary move.... Rob is someone I can't trust... he's a loose cannon.... and I need to keep him close and go for broke... If I end up at Tribal with him I simply CAN'T be worrying about that drunk nigga...

: i dont have much longer cuz i gotta go
: but i wanted to quickly chat with u
: u here
: ya srry man I was cleaning up a lil. whats up?
: i know u and i are buddies on FE
: but in sausage we obviously have a fun rivalry
: we need to stop it
: i know its tempting
: i wont lie
: fuck yea its tempting
: but were both fucked if we cant actually work together
: theres cliques in this game that neither of us are a part of
: and us as returnees - we need each other
: I always came in knowing that. That it was probably best for returnees to work together, so I think we're on the same page there.
: but really thoi
: im serious
: I know. I am too.
: word
: ur not really too into the game tho, huh?
: I am, just busy. I plan on picking up my slack now tho since stuff is stabalizing.
: word
: well
: i like doing unpredictable things
: and right now i think what i need most is u
: i really am not tight with many ppl
: 2 TC's ago literally EVERYONE lied to me... and kim was blindsided
: and this TC the person voted out just trash talked me big time
: im not saying everyone hates me
: but i need a solid person i can trust
: and im hoping that can be u
: what do u think?
: Ya man. think that this could work out wonderfully
: how comfortable are u with it
: very. I thnk it could be fun. I think it could be what lights my fire
: word
: i know ur a man of ur promise
: so am i
: i dont make a promise i cant keep
: lets start slow
: but work our way to the big league
: yes. That sounds excellent
: theres 13 ppl in the game still
: merge probably at F9 or F10
: for now... lets promise each other 100% compatability until merge
: at merge we will talk again as men
: sounds good to me.
: word
: this way
: neither of us will have to worry about the other
: come merge.. if we like working togehter, we continue further
: if we dont - we can call off the deal and see what happens
: REGARDLESS... i think at least trying to work togehter will bring us together
: and not grow us apart
: naw I don't see that. I envision us as quite the duo
: agreed
: this is crazy lol
: but... can we shake on this?
: *extends hook*
: *extends beer bottle*
: *shakes* ? lol
: yaw yaw yaw my Ror. Shakes,
: yaw yaw... this is fuckin nuts
: BUT DUDE... this is what we need
: this is so fuckin crazy and unpredictable that i think its gonna be one of the best fucking things to happen to us all game
: lets FUCKIN DO THIS

^ Is it bad that just after having this conversation all I want to do is vote him out still :)

Game. Played.

#CRUSHBLESSED


I just took a MASSIVE CRUSH DUMP on the other team.


FUCK YEA.


IMMUNITY IS MINE.

LOL I gotta stop doing this... there's TWO people on my buddy list that I renamed as "Austin." One of them is the Austin from this game and the other is some random fucking guy I don't even know that at some point I must have renamed as Austin. His screen name is ecukid1983.

Earlier today I was all like "YAY we're on the same tribe!!!" and he was like "What game?" ... My response was "... Sausage." and he had NO IDEA what I was talking about.

This has happened like 5 times now. I just did it again LOL



Vernon Infernon: tell me about urself man
Austin: We played a game together like a year or two ago


Shakin my head....

So, new tribes...

At first I was like NAW Naw nawwwww!!!!

But now I'm like YAW Yaw yawwwwww!!!!


There's only one word to describe my new tribe........ RANDOM.



It literally IS the most random tribe POSSIBLE.



Crusher, Austin, Yve, Garrett, Kelley and Boston Rob.



Let's go through them one by one.


Crusher... #CRUSHBLESSED. Use that hashtag. !!!

Boston Rob... I just so happened to ask that dude for a truce/alliance last night (valid until the merge). And here we are on a tribe together the next day.. We worked VERY WELL together at the challenge. We ran that shit... Well, I, ran that shit. He watched. There was one point where I let him take over and with 30 seconds left he goes "HELP HELP HELP!!!" and I had to incredibly quickly submit my post. Fuckin' waste of space. It annoys me that he hasn't been to a Tribal Council yet considering he's done absolutely nothing all game..

Yve. My girl! We bonded and voted together on my last tribe. While I can't pronounce her name at all, I know she's got my back.

Austin... BARELY talked to this guy because I'm usually talking to that other Austin by accident lol. I like him but I have no problem voting him out.

Kelley... On my original tribe. I think she will work with me because of that alone. We've never had issues with each other and since she's mostly inactive I don't think she will have any issue working with me :)

and Garrett.... FUCK THAT DUDE!!!! First to go!!! First to die!!!! Can't wait for it man. He is a lying sack of shit and I want nothing to do with his weird ass.



So I made it home tonight on time for the challenge and I fuckin rocked it!!! I ran the challenge!! Caryn was the first to mention to me what I could do with the Rhino, to use it as a weapon. And once I thought outside the box like that, there was nothing stopping me.

We won immunity. I won immunity.



But the thing is, I've never felt so powerless now that I am immune..


I instantly heard Sue was on the chopping block and I ran to Sue, Monica, Stephen and Caryn and HIGHLY suggested they switch to KATIE.


It makes sense for Stephen and Monica... we SAVED Sue last week. Literally. By voting out Vytas we saved her ass, big time.


As for Caryn... me and her just want to kill Sierra... It can't be done this week because Stephen would never vote for her... but if we get rid of Katie then it can happen the following week.


So in a matter of 5 hours, I went from pissed off outcast to top dog. I feel way too great right now. It's a little scary. I'm in such a good position in this game just a week after losing my main ally Kimmay... I will avenge her still.


Garrett and Sierra.... and Erik..... they will die in due time.


I've made it to Week 7. And what am I???





I....






am #Crushblessed

I'm finding it VERY hard to not get involved with this vote....

I'd love to sit back and let the minions do their thing but if I don't then I could easily, and probably WILL, lose a strong ally. And by "strong ally" I mean a vote to use as my own. And by "vote to use as my own" I mean Sue's.