These hoes ain't loyal!!! No they ain't!!

... More on dat later! ;)

Ain't lookin good for ole' Crush.

I am going to Tribal Council and no one is being straight with me. I heard from a few people that my name is going around, and everyone is QUIET as fuck.

UGH.


DA FUCKKKKKKKK MAN!

Caryn told me that she got enough masks for an Idol and it was gone.
Kim didn't have it cuz I have her masks.
Rob is too DUMB to have it.
Kelley is barely online.
And that'd leave Erik... who says to me he does not have it. But this pretty nigga also lied to me about the vote last week.

Hmmm.

Sierra trying to tell me that Sue has the Idol.

CMON BITCH AM I STUPID!?!?!?

I know you have it stupid BITCH.

Man I am sick of this whore.

I think tonight I got no choice but to try and vote with Sierra and company... they are all fuckin brainwashed man. Blonde brainwash Boooooolshit.

It seems like it's Sue vs Crusher

A lot of people are telling me OH YA OLE' CRUSH I WILL TOTALLY VOTE FOR SUE.

But they FORGET Crush has his lil ole' Terminator eye and can SEE THROUGH BULLSHIT.

I hate all of these people.

THEY TAKE THIS PLACE FOR GRANTED MAN!!!

They got NO IDEA where they are!!

YOU IN THE FUCKING SAUSAGE ISLANDS BITCHES!!!!

This ain't some fuckin SEX DEN where ya'll run around jerkin each other off. Goddam.

It AINT over for me..... NAW!

If I am going out then I'm making a FUCKIN WAVE.

Time to plant some seeds. Make some bitches shake in they boots! It ain't over to the Crusher sings baby!

To start things off.... I am going to turn Vytas/Sue against Sierra.

Next. I am going to provide Sierra with random information she didn't know about. This isn't to help her, but for her to trust in the Crush, to put me one notch above some other fucker.

After that... I will unfortunately have to give my cell phone number to that sneaky nigga Erik. Hopefully he doesn't give it out, but if he does, then hopefully it's right after I've voted him out.

^ That step is what I like to call "FAKE TRUST".

The Dictionary won't tell you what FAKE TRUST is.... it's a Crush-term.


Give a nigga yo phone number, tell him "YEA TEXT ME BRO! WHO DO WE VOTE FOR"... then the pretty nigga goes, "Heh, this dude is stupid but I guess I trust him a little more now.."


Then you DICKSMACK him and then you DICKSMACK his torch and the flame burns out.

Ya might get a burnt dick, but it'll be worth it!

Monica and Yve are the easy ones... we were left out last time, and no one gives a fuck about us... I whisper sweet nothings into their ear and tell them...

"everythin goin' be okay baby" ;)

Whatever It Takes, man. Whatever It Takes.

I don't even know who I am voting for yet...

Sue. Sierra. Fuck it man. I DONT GIVE A FUCK. I will vote for any of these people.