This is Monica's confessional. This is Monica's time. Not Brad's, not Rex's, not Judge's, not Honor's -- but Monica's. This is my minute, this is my time. Please join me, Monica, on my journey to discovering the route to my inner Monica and the route to my first place finish on the first historic Sausage Isalnd: Serengeti.

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Hi y'all! So this is my first ever ORG, ever. I have played two virtual games in the past but it was very lax, not in its own message board, and without aliases. SO I am very nervous and very excited. I do not think I am having the best first day ever -- for start, I am the last person to check-in. And, I have been randomly perpetually social the past 24 hours (I just got invited to go to a Blazers game for $9!) ... but I do not consider this a setback but rather the foreshadow for my enthralling and inspiring underdog story. I am ready to forfeit my life for this game, do not worry.

But ahhhh I don't even know where to start. We are not on tribes yet so I do not know who to reach out to. I do not want to see phony or insincere by just reaching out to everyone, or selecting a few but selecting the wrong few. But I also do not want to be a mute! Where do I start, where do I begin? What is best for Monica ?

However, despite all my lonesomeness, I figure I at least have... you guys! My PW's and hosts to keep me company here for the time being. I can not wait to meet all my fans.

To get you hyped on me, Monica, and Monica's journey, please look at the following videos and find the Culpepper within us all. Get read to meet a nice person, a neat lady.

Primary video of importance: Thirdpersonica.

Supplemental videos: Monica-isms.
The Heroic Journey of Monica Culpepper (part 1)
The Heroic Journey of Monica Culpepper (part 2)

Thank you and god bless and Monica bless.

Did you say Blazer's game? <3

Shawna @ 22/2/2015 16:28

Did you say Blazer's game? <3

Are you in PDX??? !

Monica Culpepper @ 22/2/2015 19:29

Shawna @ 22/2/2015 16:28 Did you say Blazer's game? <3 Are you in PDX??? !

Yes I am! (Nice spring-like weather we're having, isn't it?) Good luck!

Shawna @ 22/2/2015 16:32

Monica Culpepper @ 22/2/2015 19:29 Shawna @ 22/2/2015 16:28 Did you say Blazer's game? <3 Are you in PDX??? ! Yes I am! (Nice spring-like weather we're having, isn't it?) Good luck!

The weather is legit unbelievable right now! I think I might go kayaking on the Willamette later this week, so excited. Ah, I can blab about Portland all day.

And thanks! I will need it.

I hope you discover your true Monica

thirdpersonica is my religion

Sydney Wheeler @ 22/2/2015 16:45

I hope you discover your true Monica

Hopefully me, and all the PW's, can come together and find our own true collective Monica.

Alright only two people have come to me -- one was Garret in which he said, "hey hot slut" - which I found generally and largely unappealing. And the other was Austin, who seems really nice and engaging! I leveraged that this is my first ORG, which he seemed very endeared to .. so perhaps I might use that as an asset. But, as always, I have to figure out what's best for Monica -- not Austin, not Garret -- but Monica.

Monica Culpepper @ 23/2/2015 0:30

Sydney Wheeler @ 22/2/2015 16:45 I hope you discover your true Monica Hopefully me, and all the PW's, can come together and find our own true collective Monica. Alright only two people have come to me -- one was Garret in which he said, "hey hot slut" - which I found generally and largely unappealing. And the other was Austin, who seems really nice and engaging! I leveraged that this is my first ORG, which he seemed very endeared to .. so perhaps I might use that as an asset. But, as always, I have to figure out what's best for Monica -- not Austin, not Garret -- but Monica.

OMFG how crazy is it that the first two people to talk to me were Austin and Garrett!

once again "I have to figure out what's best for Monica -- not Austin, not Garret -- but Monica."