Ugh.

UGH.

UGHHHHHHHHHHH.

Just when I was getting comfortable, there just HAD to be a switch.

Ugh.




Although Kim isn't on my tribe, I think she might be my #1 ally in this moment. She's been really transparent with me about her alliances from the original Ymra, and I think she might be hooking me up with people on my tribe to survive. Because as you can no doubt see, this tribe SUCKS FOR ME. Hopefully I can weasel my way into this group, though, with Kim's help.

Also, in a conversation with Kim I talked about the 4 steps to being bootylicious - she mentioned something about assuming, and I mentioned that assuming means you have a great ass. Honestly, you just had to be there, but anyway. I came up with 4 steps to being bootylicious:

1. Be like Beyonce, not like Kelly Rowland.
2. Always have a fan blowing on you.
3. Squats
4. Assume EVERYTHING


My two alliance mates from Marehemu. I'm sad not to be on their tribe anymore, but honestly? After the whole debacle at Tribal last time, I'm glad I'm with Austin instead. These 2 are not in great situations, but honestly I think their situations are better than mine. Monica in particular will likely be safe if her tribe goes to Tribal, although I don't know about how safe Yve will be. Yve ended up on a bit of a wildcard tribe.


This lucky bastard made it through Tribal last time, basically because of Yve. It's ironic that he ended up on a tribe with Yve, because now we can really see whether we made the right decision in terms of picking him over Fairplay. I'm nervous for Yve. Stephen is shady as hell.


Sierra and I are buddies. I adore her, and I hope that we can end up on a tribe together because I think she and I can work something out. It doesn't seem like she has any close allies, either, so that's good too.


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Austin's my closest ally on my tribe, obviously, because he's the only other original Marehemu. In addition, I think he and I were probably closest to each other after all that shit went down last time, so I'm glad I'm with him. I can trust him 100%, although it sucks that we're on this tribe because I think it's likely that one of us will go home if we go to Tribal. Hopefully I can convince enough people to trust me more than him, so that if it comes down to it they'll vote for him and not for me. I, however, will not vote for him under any circumstances.


Okay, so apparently Kim, Kelley, and Erik are really close. Which means that Kelley would theoretically be a good person to reach out to and see if she wants one of the others out. So far, she seems really nice, although we haven't talked much, so we'll see where this goes. I'm hopeful that if it comes down to it, she'll vote for Caryn or Boston Rob.


According to Kim, Caryn is a #challengebeast. Which is good for me short-term, but long-term is threatening. However, she did just tell me that Kelley has been basically inactive, and mentioned that Kelley might be an easy vote off if we end up having to go to Tribal. Wow. These Y'mra S'bor people are pretty... not cohesive. Hopefully Caryn is telling the truth, so if it comes down to it we can vote Kelley and all go on our merry ways. That is, unless Kelley wants to vote Caryn.


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Well, that twist was interesting. I'm so glad that Caryn managed to fucking beast that challenge, because if she hadn't I might have been in trouble. I've learned a little bit about a few more people, so here we go...


So Sierra is planning some sort of ~big move~ as she called it. She wouldn't tell me who, but her plan for this Tribal is to take out a power player. She asked me not to tell anyone.

Fast forward about an hour or so, and I'm telling Austin and Kim all about Sierra's plans (because obviously I am). Then, apparently, Sierra found out about Kim finding out about her plans and now she won't talk to me. So... great. However, I did find out that apparently Kim isn't the power player that Sierra is targeting, so that's good anyway.


It's interesting. Kim and I are close, but I wonder what she did to make Sierra think that I told Kim her plans. I'm not sure, then, whether Kim is the smooth operator I thought she was or whether she's just not trusting the right people. Time will tell, I guess, but for now I'm worried she might go tonight.


Monica found the FUCKING blue idol. If I had been online when those masks were hidden, I would have had the idol. Because Kim sent me its location. But instead, fucking MONICA found it. Luckily for me, she doesn't seem to think she's in danger. However, I think she might be. Kim and Sierra, I think, are planning on taking her out, so we'll just have to see. If she does leave, it'll be interesting to see how her idol is handled. Like, can she give her masks to someone? I don't know.


I love Austin. He told me Sierra was mad at me, and he's had my back so far. He is quickly becoming my favorite ally in the game.