DICK
(:
i say im going away and not to do a tribe swap
so what do u do
tribe swap
why u fuckin doin this
i cannot change the format for your trip!!!!
mannnnn
whack
DON'T TRIP SON
just crush




"Just CRUSH," he says.


Check out that nigga LEX.... man.... dude don't let CRUSHER have it easy... naw naw naw...



MAN... TRIBE SWAP BE HAPPENIN RIGHT NOW.



So far ONLY Stephen and Sierra are on my tribe and I'm waitin for the rest.



BUT ALREADY!!!!!




I'M ON A TRIBE WITH A BUNCH A REJECTS!!!!!!!



FFFFFFFFfffffffffuck!





We ain't gonna win a single goddamned challenge..... these pretty little reject niggas are like WHITE BREAD, flimsy and white!


Naw naw naw, this aint cool. Naw.

And the silliest fuckin part is that I am still on mo'fuckin Y'mra S'bor..... aka Rob's Army... man that's some ironic shit... He was gonna be voted out and now I can't even do it and I'm stuck with this dumb fuckin tribe name.

It brings tears to my eyes when I think of my ole' kickass tribe :( :( naw naw!!! :( TEARS I SAY!!! :(


I remember it like it was yesterday... (cuz it just happened two minutes ago lol)



well guys.... its been real
Ole' Crush gonna hang back at camp
ya'll have fun at dem shitty ass campsites haha
me and the crushjeep goin be chillin
Rob plz leave the spears behind, they mine now
Seriously
At leas I have Brittany Spears to cuddle up with at my camp
Me and Kim are gonna have to crawl through the thornbushes every day
haha
watch out for dem mud pits
lets all meet up again real soon... at da MERGE :) yaw
YAW
YAWYAW
YAWWWW
YAW

LOL!

LOL!


LOL!


"I know absolutely nothing about Sierra and Stephen. I assume they're the worst people."


HAHAHAHAH!!!! SERIOUSLY THO - Stephen and Sierra are the fuckin BOTTOM of the BARREL. They both was the NEXT BOOTS.... fuckin hell man!

Garrett just joined the tribe....


MO-THA-FUCKAAA....!!!


All I know about this MOTHAFUCKA is that he's a LIAR..... well FUCK Man.... FUCK THIS TRIBE.

FUCK THIS TRIBE!!!

Rob, Kimmay, and I are all on separate tribes... just like the TRUEST GOD intended!

OH MY FUCKING GOD..... and YVE is the LAST member of our tribe...


Minus Boston fucking ROB........ I literally have the WORST TRIBE POSSIBLE.



We are DESTINED for Tribal Council...... it's not just FATE, it's all we got... we fucking suck.

literally I just got thrown on to a tribe with basically the 4 people I've talked to the LEAST in this game and I am not fucking happy... ESPECIALLY with me going to OHIO for fucking work for the next 4 days... this is WHACK as FUCK.

I am LIVID.

YAW

I'm already the last black person standing.

Lex = RACIST.
Brett = RACIST.

Ya'll notice how dey PROMISED ole' CRUSH a new avatar and yet he AINT GOT SHIT???

Conspiracy? Naw.

Racism? Yaw.

its nice to finally speak with ya
you one elusive mothafucka
listen my man
since we both on lets get right to the business
i dont think.... from what ole' crusher can tell.... that neither you nor I was at the top of the barrel on our old tribes
ya dig?
lets change dat
i dig i dig
i had to plead a case
and make rounds
to 4 people
just to stay in the game
dam
dont wanna do that again ya
its hard work
ur a bonified crusher
is the 3rd meat on our tribe any good?
havent spoken to her
what do u make of her?
mannn
i got no idea
aint never talked to her
ive tried to -- it got nowhere
anyway man
we was the first on this tribe
lets fucking shake on it NOW
no bullshit
lets run the tribe
NO BS here
me shakes The Crusher's han
d
u and me
:)
boom!
and any 3rd buger
*bugger
doesnt matter
lol
yea
this aint gonna last
not sierra
lets see who else is on our tribe
i bet we get someone from ur old tribe
and maybe mine
it'll make her an easy boot
done
love it



Stephen can't even spell.... and he my MAIN BITCH now???

God fuckin dammit... I am doomed.

Paloma says hi

Tell that FAKE BITCH to suck it!

YAW

Set up a dumb fuckin alliance with Stephen and Yve... I don't trust fuckin Garrett or Sierra one bit.

God dam I hope we win immunity... but I know we AINT cuz my tribe is WHITE BREAD... so I pray to the Crushing gods