ALL YA'LL MOTHAFUCKAS WANT A PIECE OF DAT CRUSHER PIE!!!!!

Week 3 starting out in a BIG way, ya'll!!! HOT DAM.

Lemme go post some shit for ya, give ole' Crusher a sec.

#CRUSHBLESSED

Mad late at night, it IS Crusher prime time.... he creeps the Serengeti looking for drunk females....

THERE!!!


HE HAS SPOTTED ONE!!!



It is MONICA with a bottle of wine in her hands, another empty one at her side.




YAW YAW!!! TIME TO STRIKE!!!




: in all seriousness babe i dont have formal alliances with many ppl at all
: literally one person i think
: the rest i just talk to
: i have a loose one in our tribe
: but ive made a long term commitment with u
: you have?
: by helping with the masks
: ohhh
: yes
: u forget so easily
: lmao omg
: i didn't realize it was so formal
: i'm down tho!
: i only make alliances with intentions of keeping them
: i'm down
: i dont think ur takin this shit seriously
: omg
: im not feelin it
: im offering u a spot in my f3
: but i want to hear it from u that u want it too
: omg I'm down! i've just had two glasses of wine
: lol
: yes, let's do it, f3.
: so i will promise u f3
: i dont know if this game ends at 2 or 3
: but i will srsly promise u a f3
: if u can do the same for me
: can u?
: be honest
: if u have already promised ppl other things then tell me f4
: i want to know where i stand and im telling u where u would be
: I have not promised anyone any endgame promise.
: i havent promised anyone f2
: im saying f3 for u because the game changes
: but im willing to commit to u now
: on the outside.... im jolly crusher... but i can turn it UP when i gotta
: and this is that time
: no one would ever expect us to be working together, we are polar opposites
: and together we can acquire a fuck ton of information
: YES.
: we can run the game from opposite ends
: secretly protect each other
: I love it. and i like how you see teh game.
: ok
: so where do i stand with u
: You are my secret f2/f3 alliance.
: We do not make it obvious to anyone or even tell people we are talking.
: We might have to make it obvoius come merge or something.
: But no one will expect it.
: And if we share info then we'll be able to use it for both of our benefits.
: awesome
: *spits on hook*
: *extends arm*
: *extends arm*
: *FIRM GRIP*
: *shakes*
: YAW!!!! YAW YAW!!!
: YAWWWWWWWW



NOW DAT THE ALLIANCE WAS FORMED...... IT WAS TIME TO MAKE THE WHITE GIRL SING.



FEED HER A LITTLE INFO HERE...... A LITTLE INFO THERE...... AND THEN SIT BACK N WATCH THE OPERA.



: so i dont have much info off the bat
: i have no masks
: i thought you had one!
: no
: i have none
: the next dimension one
: no i couldnt find any
: only yours
: or was that just for me
: aww thank you crusha
: :)
: LONG TERM baby
: i am confident that erik doesn't have one
: so it must be someone else
: yea one of the girls for sure
: rob aint got shit
: i have 2
: as far as alliances on my tribe - i dont think anything is there
: we just keep winning
: and unless im on the outs
: i aint heard shit
: as far as my tribe
: jonny/stephen are kind of the losers that no one talks to
: i think once we lose - the sides will form
: but that wont happen
: :D
: and i've spoken individually with everyone else (yve/austin/katie) about making a 4-alliance
: but
: we're all like 'too soon' cuz we keep winning too
: but austin was just telling me 30 min ago he wants to make it official



AHHHHHHHHH LISTEN TO DAT WHITE GIRL SING!!!!!


LIKE I SAY...... BUNCH A YAPPY WOMEN ON THIS ISLAND LOL!!!!


: everyone is really really lovey dovey
: well id say its worth it
: like really kumbaya
: a lot of<3's and 's
: u should
: we gonna need numbers
: where yo numbers crushaah
: ive been crushin in challenges
: if they cut me theyre just hurtin themselves
: i aint scared
: not yet
: how fair of a shot do you think you have as a returning player
: i honestly have no idea.... dats the first time someone has actually asked me that
: i mean...... i think ive got as fair as a shot as yall
: I'M HONEST
: but u tell me if im wrong?
: i don't bullshit
: oh i mean
: i've deff heard people like
: target 'returning players'
: like way before tribes
: oh


WHO DA FUCK WANTS TO GO????????? THIS IS NEWS TO ME SUCKA.......... DAM!



: who do you feel best on your tribe
: you mentioned that eralier
: whatchu mean
: feel best? like feelin up titties? ;)
: yes exactly that
: kelley
: them are nice
: kim's r gettin kinda saggy
: great info ty!
: lol
: nah i remember you said like 10 min ago that you like close to one person on your tribe but no alliance
: ah, caryn



REAL ANSWER BE KIMMAY BUT I GOTTA BE CAREFUL AND HIDE THAT ALLIANCE......



: i picked her
: week 1
: we're tight cuz of that
: u said the same tho
: ooh i reached out to her 30 min ago cuz my tight buddy Austin said she was cool
: u are friendly with someone over here?
: oooh . I've just talked with Erik since day one. we're both new to ORG's. we just have friendly chats. no alliance
: he's a senior in high school lmao
: word
: i fuckin love erik
: he is growin on me
: you're new to ORGs?
: yeah erik seems genuine
: yup!
: i have always been a survivor fan
: how many ORGs u done
: 1... this lmao
: I post on this livejournal community that did a big brother game and a survivor game
: but no aliases
: so it was hella messy
: but I have never done this
: wow
: u started with a ballin ass game
: this series is real good
: thats why i returned



........ AND ALSO TO KICK SOME FUCKING ASS!!!!!! YAW :ecstatic:

: yaw
: Rorinator!!
: what's up my man?
: what is UP my nigga erik
: ho ho! :D
: I still can't believe how much we crushed that challenge yesterday
: that was not even a competition
: lol yea
: u and i #crushed it
: yea our picture was pretty sick
: we work really well together
: yea
: and lets have it continue that way
: til the end
: yes totally!
: I'm down
: :)



ERIK..... AH BLESS DAT PRETTY NIGGA'S HEART..... WHEN SOMEONE ANSWER'S YO QUESTION WITH A SMILE YOU BEST LOOK INTO DAT AND GET SOME CLARIFICATION MAN!!!!

OH BLESS HIS PRETTY LIL HEART!!!



: have you been thinking about what to do if we have to go to tribal or something?
: yea for sure
: it better be on everyones mind
: if its not then its probably u
: haha that's a good point
: well dude I'm totally down to like start an alliance I probably need to be thinking about that stuff more than I am lol
: im with u man
: i trust u
: i dont sense any bad bone in ur body
: and i think its cool as fuck that ur new to this
: it'd be an honor to be your Old chinese dude from karate kid
: HAHAH oh my god
: :p
: the mental image LOL
: yeah I mean I'm kinda just doing this for fun, and honestly the people who take this too seriously kinda annoy me
: feel ya
: im doing this for fun but i wanna get to the end too man
: most importantly u gotta have fun tho
: ive seen ppl get REAL fuckin serious and it gets crazy
: haha yeah that's what I mean...Like I'd love to win, but if someone backstabs me or something I'll just be like LOLOL I just got blindsided
: is there anyone else you're tight with on this tribe? I don't really know much of the history between you and rob and kim
: so i dont really have alliances right now
: im just playin the field
: i FEEL tight with some ppl
: much like u prolly do too
: yeah I know what you mean
: whatchu think of rob n kim
: hmmm...I'm not really sure tbh. Rob I like but I have hardly talked to him at all. Kim I like and I've talked to a decent amount
: but I've heard she's not trustworthy


HEH...... SHE'S THE UNTRUSTWORTHY ONE???


DAM!!!


WHAT DID THEY SAY BOUT OLE' CRUSH THEN??? LOL!!!


: yaw
: aye man right now im all about keepin the tribe strong
: and rob is the weak link
: yeah I'm all for that winning is hella nice
: yeah it doesn't seem like he's really tried that much
: no he just doesnt care
: he is mentally checked out
: ive even talked to him about
: he isnt into it
: aw yeah that's too bad
: I could kinda tell
: mhm
: well see if he steps up for this challenge
: if he doesnt then i got no issue writin his name down
: so far ive been unimpressed
: yeah I dont have a problem voting him out either
: boom, with it
: whoomp there it is




YOUR MOVE, ROB.


CAN YOU HANDLE IT!? .... SUCKA!!!!

GONNA NEED THIS DANCING MONKEY LATER DOWN THE ROAD.... HE GONNA COME IN HANDY I THINK....


: my nigga fairplay
: Rorrrry. How goes it?
: I'm guessin you're crushin like you always do and whatnot
: ohhhhhhhhh my nigga fairplay u know it dawg
: when the fuck you gonna switch to my tribe?
: When enough people get voted out of sangoma, haha
: That tribe gonna get matsing'd outta existance
: thats one way to put it
: I hear Taj is out
: Yup.
: pretty crazy bro - i thought she was runnin shit!
: That tribe seems pretty disorganized from what I can see
: hah yes


SLOWLY BUT SURELY YOU WILL BE MINE LITTLE FUNNY BOY.

CRAWSH

I just realized there is a STEPHEN in the game??

...... THE FUCK??

rory do u even lift

I dunno who you are Yul.... but I'm a Idol ur ass out the PW lounge and send you back to bangkok!

You can' touch my you wiener

We won immunity, haven't NOT be first place all game. Goddam my tribe is kickin ass!

BOSTON ROB almost blew it!!! HAAA!!! Nigga be on his toes!!! Dude can't count! What good is he??

And so I move on to WEEK FOUR where the BITCHES STILL BE RIPE N PLENTY!!