Redo it.

Did an incoherent ramble on attempt #2. Didn't like the flow, so recorded another which timed out somehow....

[expletive] [expletive] youtube.


:(

I am happy that people are still reading this Confessional though. It's been lonely in here...

:)

Yve Rojas @ 2/4/2015 15:11

I am happy that people are still reading this Confessional though. It's been lonely in here... :)

...we're always watching...

Sorry to let everyone down.

Aw, you didn't let us down :(

Just want it to be known that while I'm chewing out Monica. I knew pretty much within a day of her winning the final immunity challenge that I was voting for her.

Let it be known I liked her during the game, I just think she was unnecessary in so many of her idiotic childlike antics. Austin thought he could take her to the end and win, because he's a prat.

Monica is zany and fun, but also clueless and delusional, but I can vote still vote for that.

So during last nights episodes of Survivor Worlds Apart the real show was happening in Carolyn's brain.

*From the inner confines of Carolyn's mind, We see little Caro sitting at a desk in a large tastefully decorated office with a secretary who looks like Hugh Jackman and a lap and a 3 toed sloth named Boy Esther in her lap... Don't judge me.*


Well, if everyone is trustworthy (which I doubt) It will potentially be 3 for me and the remaining votes split between Kelly and Mike. This plan makes so much sense, but is ridiculous at the same time. SOMEONE who shouldn't catch on to what's going on is going to. Idols will be played and my ass is going home. It's far too soon for me, and my one place outside of the top half of the cast curse will be in effect. I did what I could and I'm still proud of myself. I played a good, albeit flawed game and I had fun with the...

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:47

The votes are in. It is time to find out the ninth person voted out of Shadow Survivor: Worlds Apart. In the event of a tie we will go to a tiebreaker. Good luck!

Aw hell...

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:47

If anyone has a Hidden Immunity Idol now would be the time to play it

Here we go..

*Carolyn waits for either Mike or Kelly to stand up.













*Keeps waiting

















*Mike scratches his ass


















*Carolyn decides she's not going to fall for it...






































*Kelly pulls out the bong and takes another rip...
















































*Carolyn's eyebrows raise.

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:47

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No one stands.

The Fuck? Really? I went through all that trouble just to split the vote and neither of you whores were using a damn idol? f@#k, I lost 3 hours of sleep because of this, god d@#nit.

*ugh, so I'm really screwed now. Someone probably leaked the whole plan and now I'm REALLY GOING HOME.

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:48

First vote 1 vote Carolyn

And THERE is it is... *ugh* the "tell them we're voting Carolyn and really vote somewhere else" fantasy is officially dead.
On the plus side though, that is a fabulous picture of me. No wonder they were at the at the voting urn for so long... that shit has DETAIL.

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:49

Second vote 1 vote Carolyn, 1 vote Mike

Probably Max's vote. Maybe Joe's if a 3rd vote for Mike shows up.

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:49

Third vote 1 vote Carolyn, 1 vote Mike, 1 vote Max

Wait, Huh? Who the hell threw their vote away? 3 way tie possibly if everyone voted the way they said they would? Maybe Sierra didn't want to be the swing vote...? If this is now a quasi Rise N Fall Will Wikle shit show, I will be so damaged. Lol

Also, the f@#k do the people get the energy to create these damn voting parchments. My ass is chapped just trying to change the font color... F@#k!

*I'm old

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:50

Fourth vote 2 votes Mike, 1 vote Carolyn, 1 vote Max

I recognize THAT vote (mine!) See children, that's called a vote. It is a name on a piece of parchment. None of this hyroglyphics shit with pics... (kidding)

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:50

Fifth vote 2 votes Mike, 2 votes Carolyn, 1 vote Max

Yep, thanks Brawn. See you in Jury soon enough! <3 Also, shouldn't Kelly have some votes by now?

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:51

Sixth vote 3 votes Mike, 2 votes Carolyn, 1 vote Max

Well, looks like Joe was trustworthy after all. Who knew? Also, the hell with that spelling? Mike is not a rapper. He spells his name the way god intended. *ugh* heathens and their dyslexia.

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:52

Seventh vote 3 votes Mike, 2 votes Carolyn, 1 vote Max, 1 vote Kelly

There it is... Weird it's so late in the vote reveal game. Looks like Kelly is staying.

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:52

Eighth vote 3 votes Mike, 2 votes Carolyn, 2 votes Kelly, 1 vote Max

Wait, what?

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:53

Ninth vote 3 votes Mike, 3 votes Kelly, 2 votes Carolyn, 1 vote Max 1 vote left

Jeff Probst @ 5/4/2016 6:55

Tenth vote Ninth player voted out of Shadow Survivor Worlds Apart and second member of the Jury Kelly, I'm sorry but that is enough votes. Please bring me your torch. *SWOOSH* Your tribe has spoken, time for you to go.

Shut... the f@#k... up.

That didn't just happen. Like, not at all. It's impossible. Like I'm still waiting to wake up. How... Who... When... F@#k it, I'm safe.

The game is OFFICIALLY on. Because that vote was knucking futts. Like for real. There are no words for any of this except

Celebrate!

We eatin' ribs tonight, Bitch!

<3 <3 <3