I came here to kill you both and claim da win.... but..... naw, naw, naw...... I have already won this game once... I have MUCH respect for this island... and it is time to appoint another mothafucka to win this game.... This is an HONOR, ya dig?!? Fuckin Probst, amirite!?
so true pretty sure someone farted! SENSORS DETECTING BRETT SMELT IT AND DEALT IT o fuk
AYE SHUT DA FUCK UP!!! I be makin a speech, ya dig!? All ya'll mothafuckas made this a shitstorm of a game. There was ups, they was downs. One minute I was TRUE and the next I was POOR. It was a hell of a fuckin game man, yaw yaw, never did I expect to get invited back into Sausage. Never did I expect to be here today at another Tribal Council.
Wow Crusher is hot You are just noticing this? I think of him every night! Hands off girls the Crush stuff is all mine! HE IS SO DREAMY!!!!
AYE you bunch a YAPPY BITCHES quiet down my speech ain't over, ya dig!? I gots a lot to say, but first I gotta commend my mothafuckas Lex n Brett. I may not agree with dem niggas sometimes but they made dis Sausage Island into a hell of a place. I ain't see NONE OF YA'LL wit respect, and somehow THIS MOTHAFUCKA who was voted "Biggest Villain" got way more than all ya'll. DAM.
I'm a Juror and have nothing else to say!
AYE!!!! Alright and before I forget, one more thing!!!
I can drag this shit out forever, but I've gotta go to Coachella, so let's get to business, ya dig!?
Monica & Austin - you two deserve a hook on the back for making it to the end but that's all I'm gonna give ya. I must admit, I had no idea ya'll had a F2 alliance and that ya'll circlejerked each other every night. That is news to me.
I think you both played UTR games as non-threats up until most of the threats eliminate each other. It wasn't until I was voted out that I realized Austin was even a threat to win. And it wasn't until F2 that I even considered Monica having a chance at winning.
Austin -
You and I didn't chat much at all this game. I laid my game in your arms a few times and you failed me on every account. You played a fine game, but not a stellar one. To me, as I said, you become a threat once the others had been removed, Me Erik Stephen. That's when I noticed you. There's nothing wrong with the way you played the game, I just want to vote for the better player, and you were so laid back most of the game saying very little that it almost seemed too easy.
Monica -
One of my first confessional posts is me saying how much I hated you. Boy things did change throughout the game. My allies became enemies and I had to try to befriend unexpected people such as yourself. And thank Crushgod that I did, because you became one of my closest allies in the game. I do agree with many others that you seemed to goof around a lot, but fuck, so do I. You completely shocked me when you one the Final Immunity, revealing your cards, showing to me how much you've actually been playing this game. What seemed like goofing around was really just goofing with intention, or.. maybe that's just what you want us to think..
Regardless, you two are both crediting and discrediting each other for mostly the same shit. I'm a fair mothafucka and regardless of who was in the Finals I would vote for the TRUE DESERVED PERSON, so my vote is totally up in the air.
Neither of you REALLY did me wrong surprisingly. How the FUCK am I the least bitter Juror here? Mannnn I dunno naw. SO... my vote comes down to the questions. Neither of you have secured it. At first I thought 100% Austin had my vote if he made it to the end, and now I'm swaying the other way. WHO KNOWS WHO CRUSH WILL VOTE!?!? .... Not. Even. Crush!!
A few quick random things before questions:
- Post a gif in this thread and you basically lose my vote. I FUCKING HATE gifs.
- Sierra's added "list question," the ranking, was the question I most wanted to ask. Just so you know my mindset.
Monica/Austin:
1.) What happened during the week I was voted out? Did either of you fight to keep me in the game? Why did you vote for me? And then specifically for Monica why didn't you honor our so-called F2 after all I had done for you?
2.) I need to hear some negative shit about the Jury. Ya'll are sugarcoating everything and it's annoying as fuck. List time!!!!!! List the most negative AND positive thing about every Juror, game-related. Don't hold back. If you're too kind then I'll hook slap ya. Feel free to list multiple negative things about Garrett because I understand it is too hard to just pick one thing.
3.) How fake are you during the game and are you still being fake now? Answer honestly.
4.) What body part should I cut off next?
5.) What is one piece of information you hid from me and still have not revealed?
SORRY for interrupting your entrance. I just was shocked that Yaw was not pronounced how I've been imagining it for almost two months now.
1. The week you were voted out. I wanted Austin (and Yve) to side with us to vote Garrett out, as you may remember. I could understand voting Stephen out since he seemed to actively want to play both sides. But you were not! Austin could easily just join our fold, and get Yve to come, and we could be the majority.
Yve was the swing vote. and she trusted Austin more than she trusted me. And they had developed their partnership as strong at that point. So he can fill you in on that.
Even though Yve seemed pretty divisive about voting you out, I still argued with Austin to force it a tie and then see what would happen (perhaps a Vytas situation).
I did honor your f2 after all you did to me. I voted Sue with ya! I actually stressed about it because I thought it might threaten Sue's trust in me. But I felt so bad about you getting voted out that I voted along with you.
2. lmao I was just wondering about this. If I am being so ass kissy. I genuinely do feel really bad that people feel bad. BUT SINCE YOU ASKED.....
Most negative thing: That character you did of calling people "hot slut" and "cunt" and what-not was very off putting. I hate those words. But it did make me get Yve to pick me to be on her team and everything spiraled form there. So that is amusing. I legit IMed Yve and said, "I do not want to be on Garrett's team -- he called me a slut as a convo starter." And she was like, "Me too1"
Most positive thing: You really won me over in those last two rounds. You have a very pure spirit to you.
Most negative thing: You are very frantic with your emotions -- it was a lot to take at times.
Most positive thing: So very sweet and genuinely cared about feelings.
Most negative thing: Very self-involved.
Most positive thing: Very fun and genuinely enjoys the game for all its crazy flaws. I could always count on you for an amazing reaction to anything that ever happened.
Most negative thing: Your online demeanor is quite snobbish or holier-than-thou, at times.
Most positive things: Your humor/candor was always spot-on, witty, and cut right to the heart of the matter. So very impressive.
Most negative thing: The times in which you would spend being really self-depricating.
Most positive thing: The times in which you own your awesomeness.
Most negative thing: You did not see any value of even starting a convo with me. Even if my convo starters were goofy, you still did not respond.
Most positive thing: You are Canadian. I am so insanely jealous and curious of Canadians.
Most negative thing: You got very cliquey.
Most positive thing: You are a sweetheart and I am so excited that I heard thru the Sierra grapevine that you got into your first choice for college! Congrats!
Most negative thing: You talked down to me.
Most positive thing: ... but you also RAISED MY SPIRITS. I never knew what to expect from our convos. I'd either leave it being FUCK YEAH WE'RE GONNA RAWK DIS SHIT or OMG HE THINKS I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT (which I might be).
Most negative thing: Was not every good at having a conversation.
Most positive thing: I dug his strategic mind. I enjoyed our game talks.
3. It is tough because like you said "What seemed like goofing around was really just goofing with intention, or.. maybe that's just what you want us to think" -- seems pretty spot on. I mean y'all can read my confessionals later but it is straight up me being messy as possible. I did not have a secret persona of like a very serious person.
And yet, I guess I was fake the entire game due to this secret alliance. So, it called for me pretending to be a goofy ignoramus. BUT that is kind of my natural personality. So it all worked out. It was fake but not fake. Sorry if that is a cop out.
I do not think I was fake in gameplay. At every single time one of my allies (Stephen/you/Sue/Caryn) was voted out, I fought for Austin to just swing our way and join us. Yes, it was fun to play both sides ... but like that was never my intention. So I never was fake with my "lip service" as Caryn put it. I saw you and I are in a f2. And then I saw Caryn and I. And then I saw Sue and I. etc. I didn't think Austin/I would pull this off or he really had any intention to.
4. I am wondering what it's like to cut off a nipple Is it easier or harder than other body parts?
5. I told Yve that you were going to campaign to her to vote off Sierra instead of Garrett. It helped that she was at work and had agreed with me instantly. But I just thought voting Sierra off would just set things off too much too early.
MY QUESTIONS TO YOU BEFORE YOU HAVE FUN AT COACHELLA:
1. WHY did you hate me day one? I remember you saying that and we just never really got into it.
2. What was your plan with me? Did you think we could get to f2? How?
3. Did you ever actually end up going to Portland?
OK, I take it in your first answer you meant Erik not Stephen yaw??
To answer your questions before I get fucked up and fucked at Coachella:
1. WHY did you hate me day one? I remember you saying that and we just never really got into it.
.. Because I HATE gifs!!! And you post them constantly!
2. What was your plan with me? Did you think we could get to f2? How?
.. My plan was to take Sue to the end, and if not Sue then you. How is impossible to answer other than saying by voting everyone else out.
3. Did you ever actually end up going to Portland?
.. No I went to Cabo instead. And came back with food poisoning but had so much fun!
I also just want to repeat it here, and let everyone know that I don't actually hate any of you. I strongly dislike Garrett and Sierra though ;) In the end it's a game and I had a fuck ton of fun. I can't wait to read everyone's confessionals and the PW lounge too. I hope to return again to the island some day and Crush one more time.
OK, I take it in your first answer you meant Erik not Stephen yaw??
nawww I meant Garrett. The Garrett v. Stephen vote, where Austin was the swing. But I could understand him voting out Stephen cuz Stephen was sketchy but you weren't.
Also about the gifs. I was just BLESSED that some weirdo on tumblr made like 200 gifs of Monica. Also Cabo sounds so much more fun than Portland omg.
1.) What happened during the week I was voted out? Did either of you fight to keep me in the game? Why did you vote for me? And then specifically for Monica why didn't you honor our so-called F2 after all I had done for you?
Originally, I was strongly considering keeping you in the game, and I told Monica as much. But I needed to make sure Yve was on board too, because it would have made no sense for me to turn and make it 5-5. I felt that you possibly could have been super loyal if we "saved" you. So I told you that I needed to talk to Yve first about it. Yve wasn't around, and I think you probably got a little impatient. Then I heard you were going around everywhere trying to save yourself anyway you could. Which was just a bit too scrambly. So Yve & I decided that you were too much of an unpredictable factor to work with.
2.) I need to hear some negative shit about the Jury. Ya'll are sugarcoating everything and it's annoying as fuck. List time!!!!!! List the most negative AND positive thing about every Juror, game-related. Don't hold back. If you're too kind then I'll hook slap ya. Feel free to list multiple negative things about Garrett because I understand it is too hard to just pick one thing.
I'll go alphabetical:
: On the positive side, Caryn is ultra witty and quick on her toes with jokes. And she makes great gifs lol. On the negative side, holy shit is she bitter as fuck and expresses it in an ultra snide, smug way similar to the way she claims Monica and I are.
: On the positive side, Erik is very charming. We didn't talk much, but he is very much like his character. On the negative side, I felt like Erik let his ass hang out a bit too early by betraying Kim and unveiling himself as too crafty a player too early.
: On the positive side, Garrett overall has perspective in this game. He doesn't take it personally or too seriously. On the negative side, I often felt like our conversations led always back around to him and he didn't really care about anything I was interested in. We don't have much in common, I think. Also, I never want to hear about his Grindr adventures ever again lmao. (Oh poor you, you have a hot guy interested in you)
: On the positive side, Kelley was always easy to talk with. On the negative side, she wasn't around much to talk with much.
: On the positive side, you were very passionate about this game and fought to say and I always respected that. On the negative side, I really really don't think we have personalities that gel at all. I felt like you could get very aggressive (strategically) at times in our conversations, and it was definitely off-putting to me.
: On the positive side, Sierra very much cares about the feelings of others over almost anything else. On the negative side, she is very sanctimonious and holier-than-thou in her opinions. She plays the morality police, which isn't cute. At all.
: On the positive side, Stephen played the game hard, and when his neck was on the line he fought for his place to stay. Which I respected. On the negative side, Stephen was someone I felt thought I wasn't playing the game. So there were times he'd say stuff to me that came off condescending because I already knew it.
: On the positive side, Sue was someone who had fun in this game and reveled in being a character and having a good time. On the negative side, she didn't seem all too concerned with branching out and talking to people too much in the game. I couldn't get a great read on her in our brief window of communication.
: On the positive side, Yve is the nicest person in this game. Period. On the negative side, she could be very distant because of her ultra-busy work schedule and sometimes it was a tad bit of a challenge getting to have longer conversations a lot of the time, including crucial votes. And she pissed me off in the Fairplay vote because she really wanted to keep Stephen and I could tell that he was going to be more of a threat down the road.
3.) How fake are you during the game and are you still being fake now? Answer honestly.
I think you were probably the person I was most fake with, simply because I always felt our conversations were uncomfortable on both sides. I honestly didn't know what to say to you half the time, so I often just played dumb and silent. I also always knew about the Final Two deal you and Monica had, so I'd often just tell you what you wanted to hear and agree with you. I always felt you weren't really interested in getting close to me (strategically), so I'd give it back to ya. Gameplay wise, I was without a doubt the fakest player in this game. And it's what got me here.
4.) What body part should I cut off next?
I was thinking maybe just going for the other ear and trying some kind of satellite antenna type shit? I don't know, either that or a nose job.
5.) What is one piece of information you hid from me and still have not revealed?
Well the big one was that Monica & I were a Final Two the whole time and that she told me right away. But that's out of the bag. I don't know, there wasn't much that you and I really needed to hide from one another since we didn't really talk too often anyways lmao. I guess that at the Kuponda Yao Rob-vote, you didn't know that basically Yve & I wanted Rob the entire time and never even really considered Garrett. We wanted him like before the vote even. But really, there's not much that I hid OR shared with you because...there wasn't much depth to our relationship. So, yeah.
Oh... my Crush... did you not hear the news?
SHHHH...
