HELLO GLAMS THE BIGGEST FLOP OF ALL HAS ARRIVED!!

1. Were you surprised by the revelations at tribal council? Do you think Monica made the right choice?
The Monica "Flabbergasted" GIF summed it all up.. I never thought Austin/Monica would be together and I don't think many of the Jury saw it coming either. There's part of that found it secretly enjoyable and I give them major props for keeping it all a secret. I thought I was cruising to FTC with ma girl Monica. And of course she made the right choice, I would have totally destroyed her 9-0 at FTC, duh.. No in all seriousness, I think she might regret making this decision but I appreciate her for her loyalty towards Austin and I don't even think she played much of a worse game than him.

2. Is there anything you wish you had done differently in the game?
I don't think I would have. I know I played a ~flawed~ game, I wasn't as witty as Monica, I wasn't as cutthroat as Sierra, I wasn't as cute as Yve, I wasn't as gamebotty as Austin, I wasn't as physical as Caryn, but I truth to be told, I don't think I could have done much better than this. I knew I wouldn't be out there to play as much as most of y'all, cause I was 8 timezones behind, which honestly put me at a major disadvantage. Y'all don't know what it's like to be a European ORG player ._. When I woke up, y'all had already figured the vote out most of the time. That's why I embraced the role of the cute, postitive, under-the-radar, useless vagrant who flopped every challenge. I knew that if I did that, I could get here. I stood in the background, watching, waiting for an opening. When I did it, I eliminated those who played clearly better games than me. I had a gameplan and it almost worked out in the end, I didn't want to be a strategic gamebot-force that made ~controversial~ moves, but I wanted to click with most of you on a personal level. Of course I had to piss some people off, otherwise I would end up like Yve, being booted just before the Final Tribal Council, but I wanted to make peace with the person that was getting voted out each time. (hello rory)

And still, I think you guys kind of underestimated my game. I wasn't deadset on going to the end with Sierra like most of y'all thought, instead the exact opposite was true. I tried several times to distance myself from Sierra, I tried to work with Kelley, I tried to work with Sue, I eventually worked with Monica, but yeah I do agree that in the end it were all just good intentions but no real moves. I was already too tangled up in my glamazon's web and I couldn't get out of it. Sierra was just drawn to me like a moth to a flame, it worked hypnotical.

3. Had you made it to the final tribal council, what do you think your chances would have been like? Do you think you could have won?
It would have been absolutely hilarious had I won, but come on, lbr, I never would have. Had I been up against Monica, she should and would have won. I would have tried my best, but Monica's wit would have outdone me. I might have gotten votes from my glamazons, but the Monica would have beated me fair and square.

4. Which of the finalists do you think played the better game? Do you have your vote decided, or is it up for grabs?
Both finalists had their flaws. Monica was the most hilarious troll in this game, which was one of her biggest plusses, but also one of her biggest mistakes. I don't think she should have played it different, cause she wasn't being so serious about it all and y'all shouldn't. She might have said some bad things but she has a good heart and she's just an all-around neat lady. I really wished we would have talked more, because we really connected in these last few rounds. What could have been a hilarious Final Two ._.

Austin on the other hand, has done a perfect job at pissing almost every single juror off. While he clearly played a better strategic game than Monica, he kind of bored the shit out of me at times? I mean I have to give credit where credit is due and he outplayed us all, but I just found him very political correct and gamebotty at times, unlike Monica, who I would find a way more hilarious and fun winner. So I am leaning towards voting for Monica right now, even though Austin could still change that if he shows his humane side at FTC and doesn't bore us with some summary of his amazing, strategic game!!!

5. Any final comments?
ALL ABOARD THE MONICA BANDWAGON AND PARTY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!
also caryn, do you want to make cute babies?

(lol I honestly didn't know you were so seriously offended by this, I'm sorry LOL)

I fucking love you

I wasn't deadset on going to the end with you either. tbh I don't think we ever talked about having an F2 at all LMAO. we were too busy discussing far more glam things

Garrett!!!! My go to person for discussing all things glam. NOW we can have a Ponderosa rave <3

we could like discuss this beauty but im all here for other things

rip the goatliance

what could have been ;_;

Hello! I hate the word glam! I do not get it! Is my hook glam?

glam is a way of life

garrett @ 8/4/2015 6:37

also caryn, do you want to make cute babies? (lol I honestly didn't know you were so seriously offended by this, I'm sorry LOL)

I wasn't offended so much as I just rolled my eyes and thought "Oh another one of those

Fuck I didn't put an end quotation mark

Caryn Groedel @ 8/4/2015 8:17

garrett @ 8/4/2015 6:37 also caryn, do you want to make cute babies? (lol I honestly didn't know you were so seriously offended by this, I'm sorry LOL) I wasn't offended so much as I just rolled my eyes and thought "Oh another one of those

I believe Garrett's first words to me this game were,

"Hey slut, you and me would make sexy babies"

And I was like....




:|

....charmed, I'm sure.