LOL tbh I should apologize for boring the PWs to death with my confessionals but I hope I was somewhat UTRP fun so I will take this moment to finalize my gabon comparison.


Comparison: Sugar, cause you are the best trainwreck ever! Like I don't even know how you made it here, but you always make me cackle when I'm talking to you and Sugar is one of my Gabon faves so embrace this baby!!


Comparison: Matty, a true contender for the win, that had his social and strategic game up to par until Sugar's daddy issues came in to crush his dreams (am i foreshadowing :o)


Comparison: Finally me, the most glam person in the world is obviously SUSIE!! I don't even know how I made it here and I don't think Susie did it either and I don't think anyone does. This GIF says it all:

Y'all were a victim to Susieownage RIP

Thanks so much for watching and caring guys! I didn't get to interact with a lot of you unfortunately, but I hope that I didn't bore you too much. I know one of the best parts of the SI community is the large number of PWs, podcasters, etc and I'm excited to see what y'all think after all is said and done. I hope you all hate me <3 :P

hahaha was I the only one to have heavy interaction with the PWs?

Let me make this as comprehensive as possible.

First off....

SHAWNA. gurl. lmao.

Ok let me apologize one last time for implying that you were my stalker. I'm still curious if you're going to ask me for an IRL podcast interview at some Portland coffeehouse ! :-D :-p

Ok and then let me THANK YOU for your undying and consistent and positive and exciting support throughout the entire season. I got so comfortable and so excited to see that you liked my latest confessional post. It didn't seem like a true confessional post unless you liked it. or commented! It made me feel like I was not alone in this game and going crazy in my bubble. It really did help me get through this game.

And I already see you online so I'm expecting you to like this post within 10 minutes or I'll be really sad.

EDIT: ok so apparently likes are disabled in the rites post ... which Shawna informed me of ... SIX minutes after I posted this. well done <3

OK THE SECOND TIER ACTIVE CONTRIBUTORS

Lex/Brett -- similar to Shawna, some confessionals did not seem complete until one of y'all liked it. It always made me feel like I was doing you proud.

Sydney -- omfg our livejournal connection still makes me scream. And I enjoyed having your support throughout the game as well! Made me feel like I was doing something right.

Purple Kelley -- You were not as vocal as Shawna but your consistent support still was necessary for me to smile throughout this game. I became dependent on it! You seem like a fun cute player and hopefully I made you proud.

DD -- I STILL FEEL BAD FOR this. lmao. can you comment in this post so I can like a post by yours again.

Rob C -- I am still tickled by that time you loved my vytas venus lady gaga parchment.

Jtia -- I still am really appreciative of that nice comment you left me when I was going through some family shit even though you had no idea about it. That was cool.

John Cody -- you became a consistent liker in these past few weeks and I appreciate that.

Reynold -- You were a consistent liker of my posts but you never came out to play :-p .

Same with DREAMZ and umm Boo maybe? Also Yul idk. Cierra Dr Sean Coach? idk i'm just skimming now lmao.

everyone that was snarky about my monica lewinsky post -- UNFORGIVABLE.

everyone that was rooting for me but did not participate in it -- DEAD 2 ME. all i ever wanted was your attention and validation. jk.

i want to make a belated shout-out to my hot sluts shawna and sydney for always believing in me, i didnt even know i had fans lmao

Garrett you were the sprint player of the season

lol this all is so unexpected let me take a moment to absorb this all

Now I can like everything I want!