I have this game all wrapped up. I am GUARANTEED to win at this point. I have everyone beliving 50 different things, and none of them are tracing it back to me. Not like it would matter, considering I have 20 idols in my pocket. I AM THE WINNER OF SAUSAGE ISLAND NINE! I'M A WINNER! I'M A WINNER!


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...I say before I wake up, look at my 16th place finish and cry myself back to sleep.