I knew Austin and Yve wouldn't vote with us all the way if they were smart. Austin put it best after the vote when he asked me "What would have happened if Sierra won immunity next round and Yve used her necklace?" He's not stupid. Splitting one and one was smart on his part.
Now we've got three distinct pairs: Caryn/Monica (OTP HAG BFFS FOR LIFE); Austin/Yve (Flip-flopping pinball extraordinnaires); Sierra/Garrett (Hoes in different area codes). I'm pushing the narrative that Austin is the biggest jury threat of those six. He's been in on every blindside; he's made a lot of friends; he's perceived to be the savvy half of the him/Yve duo. Hopefully people will be willing to gang up on him now that we're in endgame mode. I literally have NO idea how big of a jury threat I am. It's been such an unconventional road for me so far, and I don't know if people will respect it or shun it sitting in the jury. We'll see.
Oh, and Monica went off the deep end. I was gonna talk about that. Before the votes were due, Monica created a group chat of me, her, and Sierra. In there, she kind of asked Sierra if she would want to be a F3 with us through what I can only describe as performance art. Instead of flat out asking Sierra if she wanted to work with us, she was literally describing stage directions and describing me as Sierra's FUTURE and ... I don't know. I'm sure other people have talked about it. It was the single strangest conversation I've been a part of in an ORG. If you want the chatlogs, I'll post the chatlogs. Anyway, point is that Monica is full on Crazytown Bananapants now, which means if we can make F2 together, I have a better shot against her. I think. She's still sane in private so hopefully we can cobble together a strategy to limp to the end together.
That being said, it would be super nice if I could just win more immunities. It's super fun to just be BETTER at things than other people. I'm loving that immensely.
Although now that you mention it, is there any amount of money I can pay you to not make Battle the F5 IC? I'd rather not have a challenge where I can get shamelessly ganged up on thx
You know what bugs me? People who ignore their fate even when you point at the train barrelling directly towards them.
I talked with Sierra today. I told her straight up "Listen, if you vote me out this round, it'll be you and Garrett vs. Austin and Yve with Monica in the middle. Monica will side with Austin and Yve, and you're out at five. If you don't want to come in fifth place, fucking WORK WITH ME"
Of course she says no. She's still gunning for me.
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There is no other way shit will go down.
Austin and Yve are not dumb enough to vote out Monica at 5.
Just straight up "All of you treated me like a second class player in this game from the merge onwards. Nobody would talk to me about anything substantial. Nobody would allow me any leeway to help them in any way whatsoever, and to those of you on the jury with me: You're idiots. You deserve to be sitting here for passing up such an obvious opportunity."
And I'm gonna tell them that I don't know who I'm voting for, but that I refuse to tell them what I'm basing my vote on because they didn't tell me anything while I was a player, so why should I?
And I'm going to say that if any one of them replies to my thread, that they will lose my vote. They didn't share any of their thoughts with me while I was in the game, and I don't want them now.
