the final verdict is in: Caryn is a fucking robot. what. ever.

if someone had told me 2 days ago that I'd soon be feeling like the game had slipped completely out of my control I would've laughed @ them. I was in SUCH A GOOD PLACE (or I had deluded myself into believing I was, at least). I honestly felt like the relationships I had would be enough to carry me through until at least the final 5 without much incident, but then Erik's #survivormeltdown happened at the most inopportune time and everything is FUCKED as a result. Austin and Yve have no reason to hide the fact that I have the idol since they've firmly placed themselves on the other side so I'm sure EVERYONE here knows I have it. I could try to engineer some sneaky move and idol either Kelley or Garrett instead of myself at this TC so that we can get at least one of the ~others~ out in exchange for one of us, but that would put my own game at risk and I'm sure that Caryn and co. are smart enough to realize that I'd consider doing something like that. idk though like even if I idol myself this TC I can't see things improving for me at the F6... like, from my POV, Austin and Yve would be STUPID to stick with Caryn/Monica/Sue until the F5, but there's probably more happening behind the scenes that I'm not aware of and I don't doubt that's exactly what they'll do. ugh everything just feels so fruitless right now, but I'm gonna try my best anyway.

ok I've spent the last couple of hours talking with Austin & Yve and providing they're not both lying to me I think everything might be OK. I'm still definitely playing my idol this TC because I would be a fucking idiot not to, but with any luck the boots this round will be Sue & Kelley (I don't want Kelley gone, but you gotta compromise) instead of two of me/Kelley/Garrett. I'm probably gonna talk to Monica and tell her about the idol (though I'm pretty sure she knows about it) and act as if I'm gonna play it on Kelley or Garrett just to make it even more of a sure bet. the clutch thing here is convincing Garrett that we have to vote for Kelley (because we do). it's gonna feel horrible but I have to do what's best for Sierra (lol). I COULD do something ridiculous like idol Kelley and get rid of Monica or something but I feel that would be a terrible move in the long run, so I'm just gonna play it hard but safe here

except I think you already knew
probably

Monica Culpepper
no lmfao what
WHAT
at the auction?

u got it girl
Monica Culpepper
ok jk yve told me
or yve told sue who told me

AM I BEING RUSED HERE?

omg monica is so funny she's like "yve is FLIGHTY you should join the dark side as a committed fourth".... WHY SO I CAN GET FOURTH PLACE AND SEE A FINAL 3 THAT'LL GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOREVERMORE?

ok guys monica has fucking lost the plot completely I need to preserve this chatlog forever and always

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Monica Culpepper (20:36:51): hello.
Sierra Reed (20:36:26): LMFAO WHAT IS THIS
Monica Culpepper (20:37:00): i have been waiting for this moment my entire life.
Caryn Groedel (20:37:04): oh lord
Monica Culpepper (20:37:05): Caryn.
Sierra Reed (20:36:34): I'm cackling
Sierra Reed (20:36:35): at my screen
Monica Culpepper (20:37:09): Sierra.
Sierra Reed (20:36:40): I may have just snorted
Monica Culpepper (20:37:20): Well
Monica Culpepper (20:37:21): set up a line
Monica Culpepper (20:37:24): of the future
Monica Culpepper (20:37:26): and snort it up ur nose
Monica Culpepper (20:37:27): cuz ur about to get
Monica Culpepper (20:37:29): ADDICTED to it
Caryn Groedel (20:37:36): Good segue
Monica Culpepper (20:37:37): do they have cocaine in NZ?
Caryn Groedel (20:38:06): So
Sierra Reed (20:37:34): we don't have that in our third world country
Caryn Groedel (20:38:07): uh
Caryn Groedel (20:38:09): Monica?
Monica Culpepper (20:38:13): Caryn?
Sierra Reed (20:37:41): yes, Monica?
Caryn Groedel (20:38:16): What's all this then?
Monica Culpepper (20:38:21): What is all this?
Monica Culpepper (20:38:22): Then?
Monica Culpepper (20:38:24): What is all this
Monica Culpepper (20:38:24): NOW
Monica Culpepper (20:38:27): you know what imean
Monica Culpepper (20:38:46): SIERRA
Monica Culpepper (20:38:47): CARYN
Monica Culpepper (20:38:48): MY SISTERWIVES
Caryn Groedel (20:38:59): yes sestra
Monica Culpepper (20:39:09): so are we f3 or what? lol ^_^ i'm a cute liil teapot
Monica Culpepper (20:39:19): SIERRA
Monica Culpepper (20:39:21): COME WITH ME
Monica Culpepper (20:39:21): WALK WITH ME
Monica Culpepper (20:39:27): we're walking down a meadow
Monica Culpepper (20:39:29): it's nice
Monica Culpepper (20:39:30): there's grass
Monica Culpepper (20:39:32): there's deer
Monica Culpepper (20:39:38): there's koala bears (are those just in australia)
Monica Culpepper (20:39:49): you look to ur left you see
Monica Culpepper (20:39:50): the past
Monica Culpepper (20:40:00): it's full of weird euro trash and surprising canadianinvisible people
Monica Culpepper (20:40:09): you look in front of you
Monica Culpepper (20:40:10): you see
Monica Culpepper (20:40:13): your idol
Monica Culpepper (20:40:17): YOUR IDOL IS LAUGHING ATYOU SIERRA
Monica Culpepper (20:40:20): YOUR IDOL IS CACKLING
Monica Culpepper (20:40:24): YOUR IDOL SAYS "BUT I AM NOT A GIFT BUT A CURSE"
Monica Culpepper (20:40:29): your idol says "use me"
Monica Culpepper (20:40:33): your heart says "abuse me"
Monica Culpepper (20:40:35): you shudder
Monica Culpepper (20:40:37): you look to your right
Monica Culpepper (20:40:38): and who do you see
Monica Culpepper (20:40:39): CARYN
Monica Culpepper (20:40:41): caryn come out here
Monica Culpepper (20:41:00): ...
Monica Culpepper (20:41:03): caryn you'er msising your cue
Monica Culpepper (20:41:04): CARYN
Caryn Groedel (20:41:10): *stumbles onto stage*
Monica Culpepper (20:41:16): have you been drinking again
Monica Culpepper (20:41:21): what is this birdman? #topical
Caryn Groedel (20:41:37): You are the Edward Norton to my Michael Keaton
Monica Culpepper (20:41:39): omfg yes
Monica Culpepper (20:41:40): YES
Monica Culpepper (20:41:40): YES
Monica Culpepper (20:41:41): he was
Monica Culpepper (20:41:43): SO fucking hot
Monica Culpepper (20:41:45): in that movie
Monica Culpepper (20:41:49): i fucking love edward norton
Monica Culpepper (20:41:50): so much
Monica Culpepper (20:41:53): it makes me blush
Sierra Reed (20:41:24): me too
Monica Culpepper (20:42:02): oh hello sierra
Monica Culpepper (20:42:16): ok so ur looking at caryn
Monica Culpepper (20:42:18): and umm
Sierra Reed (20:41:46): hello Monica :)
Sierra Reed (20:41:51): I thought I was looking at my idol
Monica Culpepper (20:42:29): no no
Monica Culpepper (20:42:32): u looked to the right
Sierra Reed (20:42:02): oh
Monica Culpepper (20:42:36): after the idol was cacklingat you
Monica Culpepper (20:42:38): so
Sierra Reed (20:42:07): OK sorry I missed my cue
Sierra Reed (20:42:09): got it
Monica Culpepper (20:42:41): no it's ok
Sierra Reed (20:42:11): looking at Caryn
Monica Culpepper (20:42:43): so the left was the past
Monica Culpepper (20:42:44): front is the future
Monica Culpepper (20:42:47): no
Monica Culpepper (20:42:48): front is the present
Monica Culpepper (20:42:50): right is the future
Monica Culpepper (20:42:52): and caryn's there
Monica Culpepper (20:42:55): looking like really cute
Monica Culpepper (20:43:00): like i really like what she's done
Monica Culpepper (20:43:02): with the place
Monica Culpepper (20:43:04): the place that is the future
Caryn Groedel (20:43:04): *blush*
Monica Culpepper (20:43:09): *edward norton's*
Monica Culpepper (20:43:19): and umm
Monica Culpepper (20:43:22): who is behind caryn
Monica Culpepper (20:43:24): oh the other person online
(20:43:28) Monica Culpepper added austinsausage to this group chat.
Monica Culpepper (20:43:33): MR. CARTY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Monica Culpepper (20:43:40): everyone give a round of applause
Sierra Reed (20:43:18): LMFAO WHAT
Sierra Reed (20:43:19): THE FUCK
Sierra Reed (20:43:20): IS GOING ON
Austin Carty (20:44:00): ummm....hello?
Austin Carty (20:44:01): lol
Monica Culpepper (20:44:02): idk lol
Monica Culpepper (20:44:05): i felt bad leaving him out
Austin Carty (20:44:06): Is Monica drunk again?
Monica Culpepper (20:44:18): just one glass
Monica Culpepper (20:44:29): but i'm really drinking the precious liqour that is THE FUTURE
Monica Culpepper (20:44:30): idk nevermind
Monica Culpepper (20:44:33): i got tired of this
Sierra Reed (20:44:03): what
Monica Culpepper (20:44:37): austin i wish you wer ehere for my earlier show
Sierra Reed (20:44:07): but the show didn't finish
Monica Culpepper (20:44:44): i know
Monica Culpepper (20:44:46): you
Monica Culpepper (20:44:46): sierra
Monica Culpepper (20:44:47): have
Monica Culpepper (20:44:48): to write
Monica Culpepper (20:44:52): the ending
Monica Culpepper (20:44:53): ykwim
Monica Culpepper (20:45:08): YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Austin Carty (20:45:08): Wow....what did I miss?
Sierra Reed (20:44:44): well
Sierra Reed (20:44:52): my idol was cackling at me, and then I turned to the right and I saw Caryn
Sierra Reed (20:44:54): ...
Monica Culpepper (20:45:36): but the left
Caryn Groedel (20:45:38): I was distinctly on the right
Monica Culpepper (20:45:41): yes
Caryn Groedel (20:45:42): which was the future
Sierra Reed (20:45:12): yes, on the left was like
Monica Culpepper (20:45:45): yes yes
Monica Culpepper (20:45:46): the imagery
Sierra Reed (20:45:14): Eurotrash or something
Sierra Reed (20:45:16): oh
Monica Culpepper (20:45:51): and a canadian
Sierra Reed (20:45:21): and invisible Canadian
Austin Carty (20:46:01): Lmao ok
Monica Culpepper (20:46:02): and like umm
Austin Carty (20:46:05): I guess that was an explanation?
Monica Culpepper (20:46:07): now i'm embarrassed
Monica Culpepper (20:46:10): now i'm like
Austin Carty (20:46:50): Regretful?
Austin Carty (20:46:53): Of bad decisions :P
Monica Culpepper (20:46:55): yes
Monica Culpepper (20:46:56): of just
Monica Culpepper (20:46:58): trying to have fun
Monica Culpepper (20:47:04): of just trying to
Monica Culpepper (20:47:06): livin la vida loca

I endorse Monica for All Stars with the above post

FUCK I swear to God there's something shady going on here. I mean I'm happy knowing I'm safe no matter what (unless an idol nullifier exists, but that would be bullshit) but I really don't think this plan is going to work out for some reason. silence is ALWAYS BAD and everyone has been extremely quiet all day.

I have a terrrrible terrible feeling that one or both of Austin and Yve are going to get destroyed

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
but kelley tho :(