So I don't know how many of you guys have an encyclopedic knowledge of Marquesas, but do you remember the first scene from the episode following the John Carroll boot where Sean, Vecepia, Neleh, Pascal, and Kathy are at the waterfall singing that song from The Wiz and celebrating how they finally have the power in the game? That's basically what the five of us did tonight. Austin and Yve both said independently that they flipped to us because we were more FUN! than the rest of the Friends cast. I am referring to this as a Cultural Victory for Hag Havoc.

I'm getting all the credit for this blindside when I don't really deserve it. Austin came to me first to vote Erik out, before Erik came to me and suggested we vote Austin out. Erik's fate was sealed by Austin before he turned on him. However, the perception (shoutouts to Erik Cardona) is that Erik (Huffman) came to me with the plan to vote out Austin, and I turned it around and dunked on his ass. I don't know if getting credit for this will help me or hurt me in the long run. Hurt me probably, since I'm still mega-threat #1 now in terms of strategic ability as well as challenge prowess. It'll take a miracle to get to the end. Or 4 to 5 more challenge wins, whichever's easier.

Speaking of which, I saw that the "challenge advantage" is ("was", lol sorry u wasted ur money erik) a mask of power. Can I use all my old masks as challenge advantages tonight, Brett and/or Lex? I was gonna hang them up in my apartment, but I guess I could bear to part with them if they'll help me continue to be a whore.

Sierra and Yve apparently have idols now, which ... complicates things. Sierra is off-the-rails paranoid all the time now, and I remember how she had her talons in this game for a few hot rounds, so it'll take some delicate maneuvering to get her out. This Double Tribal is gonna be a clustercuss.

That mask alone was enfused with special challenge-relevant power. It was very unique

Fuck it. I'm gonna use my other masks to fuel a train

choo choo

CHOO CHOO IMMUNE AGAIN IDGAF

I just won immunity and singlehandedly made sure the final heat was only people in my alliance. I'm pretty good at cryptograms I guess. Challenge whoring is so much fun.

MONICA IS SO FUCKING SMART HOLY SHIT

(It's only 3 votes for C, but no matter)

This round is so important. If HAG HAVOC gets through this round unscathed, we'll be three against six. We'll be set for the rest of the game unless the remaining three decide to try something cute and force a tie at final six, but I don't think they'll want to do that. If by the grace of god, we can get Sierra to go home this round, that's the next closest challenge threat, and it just makes it that much easier to try to run the table.

If I were Austin and Yve, I would absolutely NOT want to vote with me and Monica and Sue this round because ... obviously it gives us all the power for the rest of the game. Sue told Monica to go cut a F3 deal with Austin and Yve. Make them believe that Marahemu is the core of this alliance and that me and Sue are on the outs. Yve needs to be kept calm. She's very excitable, and she needs to know that she can trust us. I mean ... she can't, but she needs to know that she can.

Alright. It's a final two. That should make things fun.