I hope none of ya'll are trying to draw the fuckin PURPLE ROCKS of DEATH...

Naw naw naw...

If ya'll didn't know, now YA do.

Every season of Sausage I cut somethin off of my body or find some ridiculous bullshit to wear for all eternity.


Oh no.
Fuck here we go again...


WELL TONIGHT YA'LL WITNESS HISTORY!!!!! IT BE TIME!!!!





naw please dont my crusher!
GET IT OVER WITH BITCH!!





*sharpens hook*




*raises hook at face*





*cuts off EAR*




(lol)




*replaces ear with oldschool cone thing*








NOW I CAN HEAR REAL GOOD!!! Yaw :)




OK that is all... back to the vote!!!


sigh
BRAVO! I want an ENCORE!!!
............ how did I get here? wat?