First and foremost, I want to thank the Casting Agent, who recruited me in front of a taco stand, and I'm too excited that I am in the Motherland. For those who do not know, The Motherland is Africa and not Russia. Anyways, I'm here to play and I will play hard. Momma wants that million dollars to buy some more gym equipment to maintain this Amazonian body.

Well, the game is officially starting now and today we have a challenge at 8:30 pm and it is live. I don't like live challenges because that means it can be a variety of things (i.e puzzles, mini-games, posting and endurance). This is not how I want to start off the game as the Amazonian goddess, but I am not scared anymore. All the girls here are weak and have no body mass besides Crystal and I. She looks like a man, and I suspect so because last night, I was walking around the camp site and I saw that beast pissing standing up.



After that horrendous sight, I went to bed to think about the game. It's sad because I do see myself becoming as one of the main villains in this game. It is inevitable because I don't like some of the cast anyway and it is weird because I heard my name from a few conversations. This means I have some work to do and I need to win so these whores know who is the Queen Bee. I was thinking about so many strategies that I think my main one will be a person who has her hands in each cookie jar and creating chaos as the time go by. Some people do not like chaos and those people are usually have one alliance and that person is on the outs. You need to adapt in this game and I will adapt to each twist in this game. Also, if my tribe has majority, then I hope you prepare for a total elimination because I am not up for these surprise eliminations.



Besides being the Chaos Queen, I will be a silly troll at times because I want to have fun. This is the reason why I was recruited to the series because they know my ways are sometimes trollish. I think I am accepting the term "Chaos" as my gameplay.

This morning, I went to the end of the beach to find some crabs to eat before this challenge and I saw this white girl tanning. I was like, "Bitch! Don't Fuck Up My Vibe." I just want to eat some food before this challenge." Then, a lightbulb turned on and I was like I know her for somewhere. She was also at the taco stand where I was recruited, but she was with this black man. I was like "You go White Barbie. Get that Black Stick, but she's a bitch for taking my men away.



I can't physically touch her or I will be kicked out and I want that million bucks, so I went to strategize with her. Here is our conversation"

Na'Onka Mixon: My Kelly Is Awake... how are you boo?

Kelly Shinn:Good morning! Sorry if I'm a little slow to respond I'm at soaking up my Vitamin D.

Na'Onka Mixon: *roll eyes* It is okay. I wanted to soak up some Vitamin D too.

Kelly Shinn: How are you today?

Na'Onka Mixon: I'm doing good. I just want to eat a good meal before the challenge.

Kelly Shinn: Ah! I bet you'll still do amazing!

Na'Onka Mixon:I hope so

Kelly Shinn: Sorry I'm so slow to respond!

Na'Onka Mixon: It is okay boo. We should work together and be a secret duo. Can we be the Taco Stand Alliance? Obviously, we are the best recruits.

Kelly Shinn: Haha yes!! Please



This duo is going to run shit. I want her on my tribe. I want her to be my sneaky little bitch. We got this y'all.