Woohoo another tribal council another basic bitch gone. Jk jk but I can't believe I am still here.

So here is what is going on up in my neck of the woods lately.

Everyone is sending me good luck wishes and shit.
- Kelly wished me good luck at tribal
- Yul said he hoped I made it through
- Marisa wished me good luck and that she could never predict what us rejects were going to do. Marisa, stop fishing for information. I am not taking the bait betch.
- Ken says he hopes I can make it to the merge/swap
- Hayden said congrats on making it another round

All of these people suddenly surrounding me like I was their friend all along. Oh, how convinent you message me now when you suspect a merge/swap. I can see through this little charade you are doing and newsflash: it ain't making me love all of you again. Come a merge/swap I am going to do whatever is best for my game. I know I can't trust any of these people but I am gunna act like I am with them and a number so they will use me. But let's be real, I am gunna use them. #holla

I do think I could be seen as a threat at merge too though. I am a good competitor, I am a free agent, and I am charming as fuck. This could all come back to hurt me and I could find myself being voted out first due to all those reasons. It can really go either way so I am gunna play it as cool as possible and let them think they can control me. Idk if I am going to work with Dadès or Sebou yet.. whoever gives me the best deal is gunna get me as a number (at least for now).

Also.. Betsy is my Ride or Die.

I am driving the car and and Betsy is my boss ass partner with the gun in the passenger seat shooting down all these crazy bitches who get in our way.
Get it trending.

Alliance #RideOrDie

(also I did not get clearance for this to be our alliance name but let's be real, it is a badass name so I'm sticking with it)

Its kind of an original name if you ask me JR

I didn't ask you Kim.

Oh wait, being original is good. Okay, I take it back. I did ask you Kim. Thank you.

I am not used to compliments.

Jean-Robert @ 7/7/2014 0:11

I didn't ask you Kim.

Episode title

When Marisa completes a task of doing a puzzle in 7:10 seconds when *throwback* she made us loose the first challenge because it took her her 6 minutes to upload and post her completed puzzle...

#shade
I hate Marisa. btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9D_ipYL9SA&feature=youtu.be

Fuck everyone. That is basically what this video is about

Look at all my new friends who messaged me today:

Jonathan Libby: Hey JR

Ken Stafford: hey man, just found out what happened. I wanted to wish you good luck
Ken Stafford: IDK what they dynamics are like over there but it would be reat if you made merge, which could be next round? not really sure
Ken Stafford: anyways I am gonna be back later, playing a game of Settlers of Catan now
Jean-Robert: thanks ken. just having a real shit day and didnt nee this on top of it
Jean-Robert: see ya

Yul Kwon: hey man

Jtia Mor: Good luck in your tribal JR!
Jean-Robert: thanks jtia

Kelly Shinn: Good luck JR <3
Jean-Robert: thanks kelly!

Hayden Moss: JR!
Hayden Moss: Good luck in the challenge tonight, buddy

Marisa: Hope you had a good vacation

Blamin' the webcam for looking like a ghost...

I am playing mickey in numberland where the fuck is the magic number 3 FUCK

wrrong thread

Okay here is what I think is going down on the Dadès tribe though. all speculation of course so feel free to laugh if I am an idiot.

1. Eddie/Charlie are running the tribe. I think these two are the ones tightly aligned on Dades. They are the only 2 who have yet to message me trying to shmooze me in prep of the merge. These 2 are the two I hate the most on Dadès and I really do believe they are both cocky mothafuckers. I think they believe they have a great game with everything under wraps. "No sense in talking to lame old JR because we already have all our ducks in a row."

2. Im thinkin hayden is on the outs. Not really confident in this theory but I'll stick with it for now. He's been the one messaging me the most and trying to chat it up so maybe he is looking for some relief? idk. This theory sucks.

3. Jonathan is probably the 3rd wheel in the charlie/eddie duo. I think he is kind of out of the loop not playing too hard type of guy.

4. Jtia and Hayden are tight. I think the 2 of them would get along great together so I have a feeling they are closer than people believe.

That's it. It's probably all wrong but at least you get a good laugh at me if it is.