I'm going to be the most ridiculous and worst Sausage PW ever and ask someone to summarize what's going on... but it could also be a really good point in time to write recap ya know? please...

I'm so glad J'Tia's playing tonight and Charlie's sitting out. Charlie and Eddie have been very gung ho about working with Sebou and gaining up on the Rejects. With Peter obviously in trouble, I hope J'Tia sways them to target Sebou in the challenge tonight. It makes waaayyyy more sense. Sebou should do the same really

Dave "Danger" Ball @ 7/7/2014 16:59

I'm going to be the most ridiculous and worst Sausage PW ever and ask someone to summarize what's going on... but it could also be a really good point in time to write recap ya know? please...

YO MAN these fucking people are like on an island you know? Like they just fucking went on an island for no reason in particular other than cause they wanted to fucking go on some island or some motherfucking shit so like there is 17 or 18 or 30 something people I don't know on this island and they are like voting each other out and shit man. Yo its fucking intense man cause the island is made of fucking sausages you know. Like flat out big fucking throbbing johnsonville four cheese whoppers unzipped from the pants of god dude. Like no fucking shit. So these people are like fucking scheming and shit and they keep voting each other out man and it's like WHOOOOOOA what the ever loving FUCK is going on here? you know? Then like one day they were like yo man you see that guy Russell? yo FUCK HIM man fuck him to hell so they like said yo man, you gots to fucking go and take that pork pie hat with you and toss back where it came from, like to the skies or something for some crow to take and feast on cause they like that cotton shit yo. Fuck. Russell is gone and now it's like great, what the fuck are we gonna do now? Oh I know lets take out Angie cause man FUCK PROVO fuck Utah man that is where the Mormons are dude and its like fucking lame and shit. Man they dont know shit it all fucking ties and fucking yo man i love god god loves me and god sent me to fucking chile to tell all those chilians that hey our god is the way man you should come join us and shit and put on a tie and be part of us. And those chillians are like YEAH MAN that sounds awesome how do I do this so they get a tie and they come to Utah but fuck man they dont' like brown people there so it makes things kind of awkward I guess that is why Angie left or something. Man I am typing with my eyes closed right now fuck. Yo so they take out Katie who is a fat ass man she fucking eats everything and then Crystal is like YO MAN WHATS THE LINK LOL I FORGOT IT but nobody gave it to her cause like who the fuck cares about Crystal anyway man? i dnt fucking know who crystal is she looks like a fucking man man. Man man, that sounds chill y know? Yooooo. And then like Dan and Debbie and Becky left but idk how this happened cause like dude i was like uh... in like a state of mind that is not really working at the moment dude it fucking lapsed on me or something. Yo its like those movies where the guy gets clonked on the head with some shit and he fealls into this deaep sleep and its like YO WHERE AM I and hes all fucked upa nd shit and nobody knows what he fuck is going on cause of the dancing clowns and juggling dogs or something like that. shit man im scared already fuck. so he wakes up and its like heeeey man it was all a dream! and i go ohhh shit thats some genius writing man! so anyway i dont know what happened there but i am sure it was fascinating yo. So like next they took out abi maria cause peter smoked a WHOOOOOOOOOLE lot of ganja man like he took a WHOLE FUCKING BAG yo and he just fucking RAMMED THAT SHIT INTO HIS BIG FUCKING MOUTH like a fucking cookie monster man. LIKE A FUCKING COOKIE MONSTER yo im not fucking kidding Peter ATE THAT SHIT like it was his last meal. PETER IS A FUCKING BOSS YO. Yo Peter is the fucking man man. He's the MAN MAN. Go to his confessional right now man go to his confessional

guys

GUYS
go

GUYS

go to Peter's

guys

go to Peter's confessional right now and be all like yo man you are so fucking fresh man, come chill with me sometime ok? and he'll be like YEAH GREG that sounds like the fucking SHIT man so yeah he does this and we all fucking pat him on the back or something and run our fingers through his hair, thats not gay is it? oh whatever i dont give a fuck. Peter is fucking awesome I fucking love Peter god fucking Peter is the fucking motherfucking shit fucking Peter is the god damn Peter shit FUCK YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL PETER DAMN. Yo so fucking Peter was like FUCK YOUR SHIT to Abi and she left you know? so thers that and oh yeah Naonka left too but nobody gives a fuck about her cause she posts gifs and shit like some tumblr queen and its fucking annoying man nobody gives a fuck who cares. fuck her. shit. I hate her. Fucking Naonka get the fuck out of here. But yeah man fucking Peter is running shit like I'm serious yo peter will wint he fucking game and we will have a GD dedicated to fucking Peter cause Peter picked fucking pepper or some shit, however that goes.

And that is all you need to know

Challenge posted. I REALLY hope the Rejects can win this one. Unfortunately I don't think Betsy will be here for them. I wanna see JR and Peter hold their own and win these tasks. All it will take is for one of them to outlast another tribe. Gonna be exciting

....I think I get what's going on now....

Peter Harkey 8:03 pm
There are nature sounds coming from my PC. But that's because of the music I have on in the background. And yeah Eddie's probably stoned. :-D

I also hope the Rejects pull off a win and yay, finally Dave arrives!

Betsy and J'Tia didn't show in time so JR and Eddie have two lives. Each tribe has three lives

Eddie: 2
Hayden: 1

Marisa: 1
Ken: 1
Kelly: 1

JR: 2
Peter: 1


JR challenged Marisa to solve a jigsaw in 7:20. She's doing it now, I'd be shocked if she didn't make it

RIP. I dunno why JR challenged her to that

Eddie: 2
Hayden: 1

Marisa: 1
Ken: 1
Kelly: 1

JR: 1
Peter: 1

Jean-Robert @ 7/7/2014 20:32

When Marisa completes a task of doing a puzzle in 7:10 seconds when *throwback* she made us loose the first challenge because it took her her 6 minutes to upload and post her completed puzzle... #shade I hate Marisa. btw.

loool I love that he's still mad about that

Peter has to post his icon 19 times in 60 seconds. If he fails, he's eliminated. If he succeeds, Hayden's eliminated

Eddie: 2
Hayden: 1

Marisa: 1
Ken: 1
Kelly: 1

JR: 1
Peter: ELIMINATED


Ugh Rejects :( . They can't win a THING!

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Dick/Lex 8:32 pm alright peter has 60 seconds to post his icon 19 times Peter Harkey 8:33 pm Haha, wish me luck peeps! Ken Stafford 8:33 pm luck peter! Kelly Shinn 8:33 pm good luck! Hayden Moss 8:33 pm gl!

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Dick/Lex 8:36 pm Peter...... did not complete his task Hayden Moss 8:36 pm awwww :-( I'm sorry Peter Kelly Shinn 8:36 pm good try peter! Ken Stafford 8:36 pm sorry Pete

He'll rule the merge if he makes it.

lol Kelly's being surprisingly cold to the Rejects in the challenge chat

SI8 Eddie
next is 10 SI8 trivia questions
ken bid 6 and jr immediately called him on it lol?????
so i think the rejects are losing

SI8 J'Tia's
Well it wouldn't surprise me if JR and Bet join back with their tribe in merge.
They're just getting rid of all our members lol.


I kinda wanna see Charlie/Eddie's constant Reject hate bite them in the ass at merge :shy: