YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GAGA YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. IT'S BETTER THAN EVEN A SWAP BECAUSE IT FORCES THE MAJORITY ALLIANCES ON BOTH TRIBES TO SELF-DESTRUCT AND GIVES ME MORE LEVEWAY (HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL THAT) AT MERGE. I FEEL LIKE A BOSS ASS BITCH AND I HAVEN'T DONE EVEN ANYTHING. TAKE THAT YOU STEROID MONKEYS. ChArlie looks like a rat. Don looks like he fell out of a godfather direct to dvd sequel and eddie looks like he got lost on the way to a porno. Hayden looks like a meathead mexican immigrant who ate too many weird peppers and suffered brain damage. I got nothing on Jonathan. Who even is that? Does he even exist? Jtia is a fugly slut. DO NOT TRUST HER.


BUT YASSS. I'M READY TO SLAY THESE BITCHES. I'M ABI THE BRO-SLAYER. KILL ALL MEN. I'm out for blood now, preferably not Debbie's pre-menopause rag. BRETT DO YOU GET PERIODS IN PRE-MENOPAUSE. I'M ASSUMING YES, BECAUSE PRE BUT CAN YOU HELP ME. I'm gay and I didn't pay attention in health class.

Yes you do

I really like Jean-Robert. We're both motivated by revenge and hold grudges against our original tribes. This swap has brought me into a new life and now I'm a blood-thirsty man-eater. I'm out for revenge and I'm going to be the first to pagong my own tribe. You don't fuck with crazy.

I'm going to pick that boys alliance off. They are dead to me. Dig the graves, the nail is in the coffin.

I'm trying to incentivize myself to Jean-Robert by telling him I'll have his back. He doesn't have to trust me, he just has to want to keep me as a number. I don't trust him or particularly feel a need to keep him in the game. I just need someone willing to keep me.

Hell, I wouldn't trust me. I'm not here to keep deals. I'm here to fuck shit up.