So I realize that I have, unfortunately, been slacking in confessionals. So here is a recap of what happened in my life last round.

Angie's implant in fact DID bust when she fell and all of the gunk went to her brain and caused her to offer an alliance with nearly everyone in the tribe. Luckily, my tribe is full of loud-ass folks who talk to everyone about every thing, so the bitch got caught.

J'Ta Ta and I are a fierce twosome, so naturally we spread shit about Angie to make sure she went home. We also wanted to pull Crystal into an alliance, but the bitch done and went inactive. I think she might have told Peter to eat his rice a little too forcefully, and we all know Peter is a nut case. He talked to me for 20 minutes about how much he liked the "night time" skin on this web page. I mean it's cool but DAMN. Literally the battiest of the batty, so he probably killed her. RIP Crystal.

Charlie and I are in love secretly. I want to propose some sort of alliance with him as well, but I think he's tight with Eddie and Hayden. The good news is, I like Eddie and Hayden. So, if J'Ta Ta and I team up with those 3 we could be a power house. Voting bitches out and taking bitches names.

Also Debbie keeps calling me babe and hot stuff and shit like that. Isn't she old? Get out of here, crusty. Just kidding, I like Debs, but like all she says is "hey babe" and that's all. I need some substance.

Abi's a bitch. She hasn't said anything to me except "I'm assuming you picked Crystal before she went inactive." Bitch. I hate you. J'Ta Ta also hates her. So like she's doomed. Like dead to both of us. Dead. Bye.

Dan and I have extended our conversations to go past cats. Now we also talk about milkshakes. Which he didn't offer to share with me so like I'm mad at him and shit.

Did I mention Pete was crazy?

My tribe is Loony Toons. Bugs, Babs, the gang's all here.