I'm so happy that my Kelly chose me. The Taco Alliance lives and strives on. I owe her some of this chocolate love, but I think my love can wait. Let me talk about my new tribe.


If you do not know, I don't like this tribe at all. One, I didn't talk to most of these wenches. Two, I don't like their personalities. Here is my take on this tribe:

- I don't know about her. She seems cool and all, but I don't know about her. I think she will be a great warrior for the Taco Stand Alliance, but she might want to stray away to forge her own path. I don't know about her, yet. I just need to make sure she is stupid, so I can dictate her moves.

- Who? I just see her in the hut sleeping all day. Waste of Space.

- He is a fine specimen.

- I hate him.

She is okay.

- I love this whore. She is the best and I want her to be my final 3. Luv the bitch.

- Who?

- She seems sneaky.

- He is weird. He looks he sniffs our panties at night. He is a troll.

- He seems to be actively watching us, until he makes his move. Yet, I will be here to counter react that shit.

It is seven minutes to the challenge and one of the members from the production team is pissing me off. I am already mad that I got a beast from the depths of hell on my team (Jean-Robert) and I could not eat an adequate meal like Fried Chicken and Loaded Mashed Potatoes with Mac and Cheese. Yet, I have to leave with this tribe. Please Lord, give me the strength.