LOL FUCK DAN KAY. That stupid bastard, Chet told me last night that Dan was the one that ultimately decided not to split the votes in case there was an idol. That one came back to bite him hard in the ass. Jesus Christ, like 40 people applied for this game and didn't get in and THATS how youre going to go home? Well im guessing this is a lesson he won't soon forget. Dan's going to be splitting votes in every survivor game he plays from now until the end of time. But hey what are you gonna do, there's no cure for stupid.


As far as my game goes, I'm sitting pretty. But then again, im always pretty so its a matter of whether im sitting or standing. Richard and Ciera are obviously super desperate at this point and are going to be all over Dreamz the second we hit merge, if they last that long that is. Obviously at this point, I'm super tight with Jamie who's got Todd wrapped around his finger. So i have the option to either jump over to old Gwad and ride with them or stick with Jamie and Todd. Not to mention the fact that ive formed a bit of a bromance with my man Dave Ball who i've actually never been on a tribe with so that'll be a nice 3rd option should ever thing fall to shit. Any way you slice it, i don't see a scenario where i go home any time soon PRAISE DREAMZUS!!!!

I guess i spoke too soon. I guess greg told Cierra that our tribe was going to throw the next two challenges to get rid of Kelly and myself.

I found out about it and jumped into group chat and tried to call everybody out about the bullshit, greg completely backpedaled and I think i put jamie in an awkward position because im starting to get the feeling that the more "hands off" he can be in this game the better he'll like it as long as hes not the target.

I definitely need to start throwing down with some of these bitches. I know survivor is a game of rumors, whispers and backstabbing but thats not how i roll. I'm going to call out anyone that i feel is coming after me, I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Jamie just told me that our intentionally threw this challenge in order to get rid of Kelly. Yeah, thanks for telling me guys, it's nice to be kept in the loop.

I am insanely pissed at these gutless fuckers right now. This is how you play Survivor? You throw challenges? THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. I dunno, maybe I'm just naive on how you play this game but I'll be goddamned if I'm going to outlast 40 other people in order to get cast in Sausage Island and then sit back and try to throw challenges like an arrogant cocksucker.

I know there is some strategy involved in this challenge but it seems like its got a crapshoot aspect to it to some degree. I just think it would hilarious if these retarded fucknuts accidentally won this challenge and got stuck with me and kelly for another round.

FUCK THESE BITCHES. This is the one thing i hate about survivor, I can't fucking berate people for their moronic bullshit because at the end of the day all i can do if i don't have the numbers is just sit around and wait to leave.

KABOOM Guess who just turned the game upside down? Thats right YOUR BOY DREAMZ

I'm like the Dhali motherfucking llama, im the ultimate bringer of peace. Its like i brought together the bloods and the crips.

The old gwad, made up of Ciera, Rich and Kelly are now working with Jamie and Todd, and it just so happens that im a member of BOTH GROUPS.

I talked to both Jamie and Rich and brought them together and convinced them that Greg and Leann were the masterminds of the game and trying to pit the two groups against each other. Now theres a possibility that that might be true, but the truth can be an inconvenient mistress and i dont really give a fuck.

Obviously Rich and Jamie ate it up, we now have a F6 alliance and Greg is going home tonight FUCKIN RIGHT. Chalk one up for Dreamz being a mastermind as well as a masturbator.