Ohmigod this boat is making me thirsty. Dr. Phil warned me the pirating life might lead me to a relapse. Turns out Dr. Phil is actually right about some stuff you guys.



Aw fuck it I don't care.

When I win the million dollars for being on this boat longest...wait, there is a million dollar prize right? Lex? Brett? There better be or I am DES-TROYING this ship. As a consolation I will take the following men in a crate full of baby oil: Dan, Jamie, Cody, Nick...and Brett. And some rum. Like gallons of it. For drinking and disinfecting. Ew.

So Gillian "Not Michaels" is gone. I think they made a dumb choice. She seemed active and like she could help them. This smells like a pre-game thing, or they wanted to get rid of someone strong. I mean swaps are now inevitable in games so I am sure people are thinking about that too. Knowing that she was likable and could flip to another group easily. I mean I would have tried to grab her.

Leann has finally started talking to me, just in time for Katie to become a mute tree log. Leann seems nice. I don't care. I am really only focused on Dan and Jamie's....bodies, at this point.

My favorite Dave thing is in our puzzle discussion board - he essentially says "I'm not very good at anything and will never be around" - HUGE asset.

By the way you might want to look around the ship for Katie. Cuz dat bitch done be lost.

Ugh its too choppy on the waters to keep writing with this exquisite quill. I'm done.

You're welcome,

There's definitely a prize. You can trust us! We would never lie.

Oh Brett, I'll buy anything you say.

#believedat

Dysfunctional Lugata Update: We are going to get our asses handed to us in this challenge. Apparently we are all mentally challenged and can't do puzzles, Jamie is available for 11 minutes tomorrow, Dan has gone MIA and Katie "like isn't sure about puzzles".

So Todd prediction come true. Ass handed to us. It was embarrassing. Like really badly. I stayed up almost all night obsessively beating my scores and I told everyone to shoot for sub 5 minutes. Here's the response I got...

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Are you confused?

Oh, I didn't receive a fucking response. Let me be clear. I truly believe the first win was because everyone realized we are not a threat. I am fairly certain this is going to be an abortion of a tribe. I really want Dave or Katie gone. They are really dead weight. Dave doesn't even talk, at least Katie talks. Leann is getting better. Dan is back - sort of. Love Jamie. And Greg apparently only talks in group chats.

Kill me.

Alright, I think I am going to push for a Dave vote. Lets see what I can do.

Kill me.

Also a -3 reputation?

Good. :)

Todd - You scored a perfect 4 for the tribe, but it wasn't enough to give you guys an edge. How do you feel knowing you excelled above the rest of the tribe?

This. So. Much.

Brett, your crush is palpable.

So apparently Dave talks to people so he wasn't really an option this time around. First vote I was not going to throw my cock around and be aggressive. Katie is going. Apparently she isn't as big an asset as Mute Dave. Whatever.

Jamie is quite smitten with myself and Dan and our alliance is called The Undies -- a name he came up with and I adore. If we can get majority with someone like Leann that would work - until the inevitable tribe swap. I am not talking to people on other tribes because I sort of hate that, as its not realistic. But that will screw me in the swap. Ugh, I guess I better start socializing.

Also -5 now - somebody really hates me. I mean I love it, but I am curious what I have done to people publicly to have them lower me. Unless its the Prediction Writers playing into my wishes to be a villain. That would also be amazing.

I will find out. Maybe I'll have a public hissy fit. You know an alcohol raged "truth talk".

Yep.

Rant posted. This should be fun.

And yes I spelled puzzleers like that on purpose. Like Mousketeers.

I knew that.

And I love Shawna now.