"Would you describe yourself as a Hero or a Villain?"

An American hero.

"What's your strategy going to be like?"

Be friendly to people. Hope I'm not gone before I get my bearings.

"What reason did you have for selecting the character you're playing as?"

I saw a true glimpse of myself in Will when he slid on his face down the water slide.

"What's one word you would use to describe your gameplay or personality?"

Hopeful.

"What do you typically look for in an ally?"

Anyone that knows more than I do, especially if they're assertive. Wit is a bonus.

"What makes you unique as a player? How will you use that to your advantage?"

I like to joke around. I don't know. I'm Will Sims II dammit.

"Any other comments?"

Welp, here goes nothing.