EPISODE II
"Gonosyphiherpaids"

So, it really turns out I am going through a full-blown identity crisis. This whole acting like a cool, slightly bitter, amazing older woman thing is really not my thing, mostly because I am super bad at pretending. Seems like playing a character is no longer something I am good at, which actually really sucks, but alas, what can you do?

People are getting to know me for me, I am being this obnoxious, potty-mouth, bro-type who is basically comical relief, I am like a frat boy in an older woman's body. Part of me is tempted to attempt my hand at photoshop and grab a picture of Jon Misch, and try to photoshop Lil's hair/hat into him, and start going by "Lil Jon" because lol how fucking hilarious would that be?

Either way, besides that I completely sucked at the challenge. Melinda basically carried our entire heat through the challenge. But I did better than Ozzy, at the very least. I also have a feeling I know who Rachel/Melinda are but I am trying NOT to think about it because this is alias and that shouldn't matter. But this challenge basically proved that Melinda is a huge threat, and that I kinda suck, but at least people were amused by my side-commentary throughout the challenge, so that's good? Comic relief yo, people might keep me around just cause I am fun and entertaining.

Or at least I hope that's the case.

In the meantime, me and Hunter solidified and alliance, and I am thinking of asking Hope for one too. In reality those two and Woo are my favorites and I vibe with them a lot, so I would love to work with them in the Lóng run. Rachel and Ozzy are both nice enough, but they are kind of vanilla, so I am not gonna jump on anything. Trish is definitely the very first target, and JP is kinda not around, Melinda is a big threat and a great asset in competitions but she sucks at the social game. Or maybe she just sucks at social game with me, who knows?

I guess that's it for now, Mushu is quite a quiet tribe. That or I am already on the outs, but lets hope not.