I got Hope and Nick to watch Eurovision with
me. My work here is done. I can be voted off now.

Sausage Island is named after a really terrible alliance that myself/Brett/a few other alum were in. It was my second game and Brett's first, some random/goofy Big Brother game from years and years ago. We hated everyone and everyone hated us because we didn't really fit in with the ORG'ers crowd back then and I also may or may not have gotten myself expelled from the game by accidentally cheating :puppydog:

The more you know!

Wow thank you for that. I kind of love this story.

Natalie and I just made an alliance by bonding over Eurovision. I think we're blood brothers now. RIDE OR DIE.

What's Eurovision?

Only the most fabulous annual song contest.

I'm drunk. Eurovision is ridiculous.

I singlehandedly got this Lithuanian fuck boi first place in the UK's popular Eurovision vote. Lithuanian placed 10th overall, but I'm pretty sure all of the UK voters were trolling like me, so lol.

(Also Shawna, this is an example of a Eurovision performance. It's SOOOOO BAD.)






Here was my favorite from the night because it's terrible and wonderful at the same time:

The Russian contestant owns a bakery where he bakes cupcakes for dogs. He is obviously so gay and needs to GTFO of Russia.

Drunk Jaison is my favorite Jaison.

But those wings!

So for the challenge we got to select our country (I selected France to play aLóng with my exceptionally lame alias story...lol) and this just really made me laugh for some reason.




I actually REALLY like Stacey, and that kind of kills me because the whole ebonics thing is so not ok?! But I can't help it it because she's really nice? And she keeps flattering me. AND she actually online, unlike half of our tribe.

I literally have not spoken to Francesca in like two days. Caleb is chill as fuck but never here or unresponsive. Jaclyn is kinda off and on. *sigh* This is a weird tribe and it's really hard to get a sense of any kind of dynamic.

And I can't help but think...

Are people hanging out in alliance chats without me?


I need to make sure to get something started, like...right now.

Nick basically just told me I'm bae, so that answers my earlier "Alina vs. Jaison" question. Ayooooo! Looks like I've got a confidant.

Jaison Robinson @ 15/5/2016 9:17

And I can't help but think... Are people hanging out in alliance chats without me?

Monica Culpepper @ 15/5/2016 15:48

Jaison Robinson @ 15/5/2016 9:17 And I can't help but think... Are people hanging out in alliance chats without me?

I'm glad someone got the reference. :)