And so I laid there, passed out on the field of battle. Caleb was passed out feet away from me, dat sausage layin right on his chest. It was a long, hard battle, but no one was taking that crown from Fran. NO ONE.

But this was only step one. There are plenty more crags to scale before I reach the top of that damned mountain.

As for this twist, I...am very much in favor. I hadn't talked to half these peeps yet, most of which, as you might guess, ain't on my tribe. The less balls I need to juggle at once the better. Jugglin sausages was enough fo me.

And now I don't have to deal with pussy BITCHES like this!

Jeremiah

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flipit_and_reverseit 7:36 pm oh hello there ;-) how it hangin darlin jeremiahsausage11 7:40 pm i am good! how are you? flipit_and_reverseit 7:42 pm never been better!! my spirits are high and i'm ready to make this mountain my bitch jeremiahsausage11 7:46 pm that's awesome! getting ready to climb to the peak? haha flipit_and_reverseit 7:48 pm hell yeah HELL yeah that's what it's all about you summit, or you fall there is no middle ground jeremiahsausage11 is offline

No, no. My tribe is full of WARRIORS. Handpicked. Elite. The BEST OF THE BEST. ...cept Chicken.

TRIBE IMPRESSIONS

Alina - This girl talks bout her dinner so DAMN much! She 3/3 so far. Last night she had a delicious dish of pesto pasta FO YO INFORMATION! But surprisingly, I'm growin a rapport with dat gurl. I like her. I even let dat bitch pick our tribe name.

Caleb - Warrior. My first tribal pick. We had a pretty good sidechat goin through most of the challenge, even in the 10 second speed round. I was wonderin when he'd start to crack, ask me how much longer I could hold out for, and he did...eventually. I simply told him "as Lóng as it takes". Wasn't too much longer til he started askin if I'd have his back before tappin out. I woulda had his back either way tho, at least fo this tribal stage of the game. I need warriors like that. But beyond that I could see him becomin a true blue ally. Who knows??

Chicken - lol. First man out in the challenge and tonight he ain't even replyin to my IMs. Not a great sign! Prob gon be an easy first boot if nothin else. There a reason he was my last pick. Wish I woulda picked Rachel instead, but I was lookin at the memory wall and had no idea who the fuck dat bitch was, despite her IMing me right before the tribal picks. At least she one of my dragons tho.

Jaclyn - I got a STEAL with dis bitch! I wanted to pick her a bit earlier but her name wasn't on the list so I thought she'd already been picked. When it was explained I snatched her up without hesitation. That gurl good. I really thought she was gon win that captain challenge. Annoying as HELL to play against! Glad she on my side now, just like Caleb.

Jaison - Seems like a nice guy, we'll see how active he is tho. Still ain't heard nothin from him.

Natalie - MUH GURL!! I don't even know how she did in the captain challenge but this pick was purely for alliance reasons, not challenges.

Nick - Only said but a little to dat greek god. Not much of an impression yet.

Stacey - I think we gon get aLóng just fine

Stacey

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Stacey Powell 9:19 pm HEY SISTAH flipit_and_reverseit 9:20 pm SUPP GURL welcome to tha tribe babe Stacey Powell 9:22 pm My gosh, what a fab group ya put togetha boo boo kitty child. I has ta give you mah stamp o'pproval flipit_and_reverseit 9:23 pm awwww thanks babe!! im proud of tha tribe we a flock of warriors Stacey Powell 9:25 pm We gun kill it! Mmhmmm we is! flipit_and_reverseit 9:26 pm you KNOW it gurl Stacey Powell 9:26 pm But you has no ider how happy I is to see another sistah out hurr You gon' hafta help me maintain mah weave flipit_and_reverseit 9:28 pm oh i'd love to babe i ain't got much to play round with on my head!! :-P Stacey Powell 9:29 pm Oh gurl, you forgot yo weave? Is okay, I gotchu. I has tha hair ta spare. flipit_and_reverseit 9:30 pm oh you are just TOO kind!! Stacey Powell 9:31 pm It's mah fine Southern hospitality. Where you from? flipit_and_reverseit 9:34 pm i'm a city gurll born n raised on the streets of DC Stacey Powell 9:36 pm Damn, you got dem smarts huh? I jus a simple gal. But I has them, what they call them? The street smarts. They dun me good so far flipit_and_reverseit 9:38 pm oh i heard dat my moms always told me street smarts always trump da book smarts Stacey Powell 9:39 pm Your mama wise but Stacey dun wanna trump ya baby doll We both Queens flipit_and_reverseit 9:42 pm ha of course babe and we gonna rule like a queen do Stacey Powell 9:44 pm Yasssssss mah sista from another mistah. You knows it! Stacey Powell 9:44 pm I gots ta say you slay'd it mama in that Cap'n thang I was out seeing a flick with mah girlies and next thing you know I has a sausage flyin' at mah face. I was like nuh uh that don' look like no southern bbq sausage. flipit_and_reverseit 9:48 pm haaaa heard dat i ain't eva handled so many sausages in one night Stacey Powell 9:50 pm Nawwwwww me neither. I nevah even seen tha' many in one place before!!

DRAGON IMPRESSIONS
Neal - Only talked briefly, ain't much of an impression yet
Rachel - Seems a real sweet gurl. Like I said, wish I woulda picked her, but it still worked out.

As for the others, there's some that I wish I coulda got, but none that I'm really crushed bout losing either. With the exception of maybe Hope. I hadn't even talked to her til bout half an hour before the tribal picks, but just from dat brief talk she seemed like someone I could see myself alignin with. Which is odd cuz I was near convinced dat bitch was out to get me after da captain challenge, she would NOT stop throwin me dat sausage down the stretch!! But she explained it was only cuz I was the biggest threat in dat challenge...which I mean, she right. If nothin else I think dat's an avenue I can explore in the future if we eva meet again.

As fo this immunity challenge...man, I really underestimated myself! Bet 63 in 9 minutes and got that shit in 4. But I do think my strategy was a good one, so I think I should still do just as well as muh fellow dragons. I hope. Betta than overestimating anyway.

Rachel and Neal have HUNDREDS of posts since last night. I have a feelin I'm gonna get my ass whooped here, unless they just been practicing THAT much.

At least I GOT posts tho. From the sounds of it half my tribe missed on their targets.

Is it bad that I wouldn't mind goin to tribal at all tho? I'm ready for this game to get STARTED for real! Enough of this small talkin boolshit. You don't get tha golden sausage without breakin a few eggs, or sumptin

Got your wish Franny, how's it feel?

Be careful what you wish for ayyy my Kim!!

Despite all the reports of missed targets I didn't expect our tribe to come in last. What a goddamned EMBARRASSMENT that was. I meant every word I said at tribal tho, I still think this a very strong tribe. Just wasn't our challenge!

The losing feeling itself is worse than being at tribal I'd say. Mostly cuz I feel pretty safe this week. The chicken man's gotta go. It's time to kentucky fry that boi. He's dead weight in challenges and he ain't really been talkin to anyone from the sound of it. All I've heard is he mentioned to Stacey he was a cannibal. WHAT NOW!! C'mon. C'mon man. No room for that kinda nonsense.

ayo, later chicken man. Gotta hand it to him, he made me feel a bit worse about this than I thought I would. I respect that fight! But even still he was the clear choice. Especially cuz his targets were Stacey, then Natalie. C'mon man. He woulda at least had me THINK about it for a moment if he had floated say...Jaison or something.

Our entire, brief history together. rip

Chicken

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Chicken Morris 5:57 pm [Offline IM sent 2h and 2m ago] hey! [Offline IM sent 2h and 2m ago] how's it going? flipit_and_reverseit 8:09 pm chicken man!! how it do Chicken Morris (kentuckyfriedmorris) is available 2:12 am Chicken Morris 8:48 am [Offline IM sent 9h and 34m ago] hey fran!!! [Offline IM sent 9h and 34m ago] it's going well [Offline IM sent 9h and 34m ago] how it do w u flipit_and_reverseit 6:44 pm ayyy chicken man sup baby likin your new digs?? Chicken Morris (kentuckyfriedmorris) is available 10:25 pm Chicken Morris 12:18 pm [Offline IM sent 4h and 58m ago] hey fran! [Offline IM sent 4h and 58m ago] sorry for the delayed response [Offline IM sent 4h and 58m ago] for some reason your messages just popped up now flipit_and_reverseit 5:35 pm ah sup boi Chicken Morris 5:36 pm not much just coping with being the first boot what about u flipit_and_reverseit 5:38 pm oh uhhh so you heard? D: Chicken Morris 5:39 pm I mean yeah lmao my hands are kinda tied there's not much I can do I'm voting Natalie and I hope people realize I'll be way more active than Natalie bc I finished school today flipit_and_reverseit 5:41 pm oh that why you ain't been round much? that's shitty :-( Chicken Morris 5:41 pm yeah I had finals and I've been moving out today but yeah if y'all spare me I'll be incredibly loyal and I'll be home for the summer tomorrow so I have a lot of time to devote flipit_and_reverseit 5:47 pm sounds good brotha i'll def consider it tho it gonna be hard to stop this momentum Chicken Morris 5:47 pm just lemme know if you decide on voting me I'm not gonna be super pissy I'd just rather be informed you feel me? flipit_and_reverseit 5:50 pm ya for sure man, i'd feel the same! Chicken Morris 5:53 pm and like despite shitting the bed in the first one I feel like I'm decent at challenges Chicken Morris 5:57 pm plus all I need is four votes so if you as the captain could like be on board with me I'll definitely be a lowkey sheep to you Natalie can't promise you that but I can promise if you spare my life now I'm forever indebted to you flipit_and_reverseit 6:09 pm well ta be fair anyone can promise anyone anythin :-P but you do seem pretty genuine and you put up a helluva case Chicken Morris 6:12 pm you're absolutely right, "can't" is the wrong word lmao I just really really wanna play flipit_and_reverseit 9:52 pm ayy chicken man just wanted to get at ya before the vote...but as you mighta figured it's gonna be your time :-( there wasnt much that could really be done sorry man!!

So apparently chicken man wanted to vote out Stacey at first, and went to Natalie bout it. She then bolts and tells Stacey bout it...who then immediately rats on Natalie for ratting him out. What tha hell girl? Maybe Stacey didn't think it'd matter cuz chicken man was dead meat anyway, but still a dumb move. Doesn't make one seem too trustworthy fo the future! If nothin else at least it added SOME intrigue to what otherwise woulda been the most straightforward vote imaginable.

But hey, despite him goin after some of my closest allies, I can't revel in tha chicken man's demise. On one hand, the burden has been lifted off Franny's shoulders baby!! GUARANTEED A ONE IN TWENTY-SIX SHOT OF WINNING THIS THANG LET'S GET IT. But at the same time, tha chicken man now shoulders that load. And I feel for him man, but whatcha gonna do. All in the game, all in the game.

Tribal impressions at the end of week one: