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Host Lex
The Bastard
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| Post #76: 21st Jun 2016 6:18:15 PM | |
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Does anyone even read this anymore?
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Gonna be honest, I don't think you've said more than 3 things to me this game that weren't sarcastic so I'm struggling to decipher the meaning here
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Shawna
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| Post #77: 21st Jun 2016 6:22:44 PM | |
I read and listen but today the audio kept pausing for me - but keep it up! <3 | |
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| Post #78: 21st Jun 2016 6:28:41 PM | |
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Does anyone even read this anymore?
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Woo
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| Post #79: 21st Jun 2016 6:38:44 PM | |
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Does anyone even read this anymore?
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HOLY SHIT | |
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Woo
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| Post #80: 21st Jun 2016 6:39:54 PM | |
For real thanks, everyone. I really needed that little shot of support | |
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Woo
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| Post #81: 23rd Jun 2016 7:46:27 AM | |
Woo Speaks for the Last Time!?
Cliffnotes
-obnoxiously Lóng country music intro (sorry that's part of the Woo package, deal with it)
-immunity
-Neal or Woo
-Idol stuff
-utrwoo
-Neal's plan
- :/
- :(
- :'((((((
- farewell
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Woo
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| Post #82: 24th Jun 2016 12:37:10 AM | |
I haven't done a written confessional in like 6 days. My popularity poll numbers must be nearing Hillary Clinton territory. Sorry, I'll bite the bullet. It's just once you go voice it's hard to go back. Kinda like black dick I guess. Some likes on anything I post would be nice though just saying.
Tonight was glorious. I completely disregarded the start of my all star game to be here for my defeat but it never came! Rita was floored. It was great. I ended up with a stray vote from Natalie which was weird but whatever. Rita think she bootlist voted. THANKS, NAT! This has been such an unpredictable merge. Just when you think you have your footing the carpet is pulled out from under you. It's happened to every one of us. I think I've done a good job of making it appear I have the idol. I'm hoping that notion keeps me safe this round. Also as Lóng as Neal is here I don't think I'll be targeted but the more people he burns the less that will save me. The problem with my endgame is that I'm not sure what the jury thinks of us. I don't see Rachel or Liz as big jury threats but everyone else could really go either way. Neal and Nick have played aggressive games. Does this jury respect that? (THEY FUCKING BETTER NOT CUZ IT TOOK EVERY FIBER OF MY PATHETIC BEING TO NOT PLAY THAT WAY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE AFTER BURNING 2 CONSECUTIVE JURIES IF ONE OF THESE FUCKERS WINS PLAYING THAT WAY WHILE I WAS BEING MR. NICE GUY I'MMA END SOMEON- I MEEAN WOosahhhhhh. Woooooooooosahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Theres no problem here.
I'm good
Who does that leave?
Rita! Idk I myself put Rita on a pedistol so I'm not sure if she's seen as a rootable underdog goddess or just another fool getting played. I like to think her and i would be a good match up but I'm not sure how high her ceiling is with this jury and more importantly I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY THINK IF MEEEE!
Am I hero with good jury management or do these people see me as Goaticus Maximus, the shadow puppet of the infallible Hope? Somewhere in between maybe? NOOO CLUEEE
I will really have to make my case if I want to win this thing. Can I compete with the big game guy who pissed everyone off? That's supposed to be my podium! I'm not used to this. I feel so inferior!
The thing is I can easily go to the end with Liz and Neal BUT can I compete with Neal? If it is on gameplay alone the answer is absolutely no but on likability I could have a case. I hate the idea of being the Michele Fitzgerald. I despise the fact that she won but when in Rome I guess... Nick is more of a Tai and Neal is more of a Jason. Rita is probably an Aubry. YW for lame forced KR comparisons btw. Bet you weren't expecting that.
So yeah I'm just following the Michele formula and hoping it works. I do not respect this game nearly as much as the big game player but I am in the minority on that I HOPE.
I plan on riding it out with Liz and Neal so our last obstacle is not getting idol'd into the minority. If we can clear this round we are set. Just don't know if its whats best for me or not. Can I stand up there and compare my game to Neal's? Another small concern is what if its a f2? Those two emotional best buds would cut me so fast. What if Rita/Rachel wins f4 immunity? Yikes. Still a lot that can go wrong. My mind is wandering, we'll see if I can be loyal or if I get too hungry for the win.
Until next time, guys!
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Woo
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| Post #83: 25th Jun 2016 12:48:44 AM | |
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Tonight's challenge is called...
It's time for your first straight up endurance challenge
Survivor's ready?
GO! |
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Host Brett
The Control Freak
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| Post #84: 25th Jun 2016 12:49:45 AM | |
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Tonight's challenge is called...
It's time for your first straight up endurance challenge
Survivor's ready?
GO! |
Lolnope |
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Woo
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| Post #85: 25th Jun 2016 1:56:10 AM | |
Why do Brett and ??? Get more likes than me in my own confessional? | |
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Woo
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| Post #86: 29th Jun 2016 7:59:24 AM | |
Started recording an audio confessional on my way to work but never turned off the intro music and it just became me singing for 15 minutes. Blame the DJ. I'll write one after work. This might be the end for ol Woo | |
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Woo
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| Post #87: 29th Jun 2016 5:28:24 PM | |
Get off my ass, Jeff Probst! I'll do my Rites of Passage.
Also who negged me?
Also real confessional coming right up
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Woo
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| Post #88: 29th Jun 2016 5:57:11 PM | |
Here we are. This is it. It's my last hurdle to clear before sitting in Final Tribal council of THE Sausage Island. It will be my greatest hurdle. I am not confident. The worst possible situation beat out the best possible situation by :38 seconds and now I must work for my life. I went into this round fully knowing the risk but I chose to get rid of Rita and all I would have to do is hope Rachel did not win FIC... and Rachel proceeded to win FIC. That however does not mean I am dead in the water yet. I still have a bug out plan in my back pocket and it gives me chills to even think about. Voting out Neal. Neal and I have talked about it already. He and I both know the stakes. We are voting for each other. That is what is going to happen. What he doesn't know is that he is not locked in for an easy tie breaker win against me. He thinks he has Liz on lock but he is mistaken. I have been planting that seed for a while now. Liz fully knows she cannot win in a FTC with Neal there. So here is what it comes down to. I told Rachel and Liz straight up. Decided together. I cannot beat Neal in a tie breaker so there is no use in splitting the votes. If you want to bring me, do it unanimously. I think they both understand that and are both willing to vote together for EITHER of us. At this point all I can do is plead my case. Liz told me Rachel is legit putting a google doc together with jury vote scenarios. She is being very calculated about so that is how I am going to approach it with her. She doesn't seem to see Neal as a social threat which is just plain incorrect. He is probably the most well spoken player in this entire cast and will wreck her at FTC. I just have to make her see that. My argument is that her, myself, and Liz are all 2nd tier players. we MOR. We are not visible like the tier one players. They include Hope, Hunter, Neal, Rita, and Jaison. Those are the big boys. The titans of Sausage Island 11. Notice there is only one left standing. I fully expect Neal to overwhelmingly beat either of them and I sure know that's where my vote would go. It's just a matter of painting that picture to her.
The other case I have to plead is that I don't have jury votes on lock. The case Neal is making against me is that I didn't piss anyone off. While that is mostly true I also didn't connect with a lot of the jury. I have a lot of arguments at the ready to sway these two into taking me to the end. I cannot say I will get there. I think its a complete toss up right now. I really don't think they have decided yet. BUT... IF i do get there. IF i manage to pull this off and get these two to take me to FTC with them, I am going to win this game. Not that I have anything on lock. Not that I am walking around with a big cock about who I have in my pocket. Simply that I know i can beat them. I know I played a good enough game to beat Liz and Rachel. I am confident in my abilities to make my case and I am hungry for the win. I hope my utter incompetence in the last two challenges got them sleeping on me. I don't play for the challenges. THIS right here is why I'm here. To convert on the goal line with :10 seconds left in the OT. To make the big play. Vanquishing Neal would put me over the top and I know I have what it takes against this competition to bring this thing home. I've been 2nd place. I've been final juror. I can't let that happen again. It's an uphill battle and I am waiting for that message to come. I am sitting here waiting for it. You know the one. The "I made up my mind, I'm sorry." message. But until I get it I'm going to fight. This is my destiny. Liz, Rachel, this is your mistake to make. Let down your guard. Sleep on me. Worry about Neal. Bring me to the end. Do it. I'm going to burn you when you do. You may think I don't have a shot at Rita or Nick but I do. Liz, you may fully believe that Hope is your vote on lock but you're wrong. She's mine. You may THINK Alina is too far gone and will keep her promise to never vote for me but I think otherwise. If you bring me, I'm going to make you regret it.
So here is to the rest of tonight where I will plead my goatiness. And here is to tomorrow, if I am still there when the dust settles, to rightfully take what is mine. The Golden Sausage.
I didn't play this game as a villain. I don't mean to sound like one here. I am just so invested. I am just so locked in. I just want it so bad that these are my raw emotions. I am going to do what I need to do. I'm going to fight to the end. There is just one more thing in my way.
Neal, we fought dragons together. You are my friend. I love you, man. But tonight I'm taking you down.
Post Edited by Woo @ 29th Jun 2016 6:00:56 PM | |
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Woo
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| Post #89: 29th Jun 2016 9:22:56 PM | |
Sorry for the god awful ROP. I have to look like i don't know how to write. Everything matters right now. Also in my last game I was told by someone who voted me out final juror that he knew he had to vote me when he saw how good my ROP where. Fuck you, Spencer, not this time. | |
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Woo
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| Post #90: 29th Jun 2016 10:11:45 PM | |
seriously who tf keeps negging me?
What did i do to deserve this? | |
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