I mean is there a MORE perfect way to start a confessional orrrrr

So can't say for sure I feel like I've actually had a pretty decent start here? Knock on wood. :P I feel like this cast is scary good, like it legitimately makes me slightly terrified. There are at least 5 people here that under normal circumstances I would say were immediately #1 material. But like... there's a bunch of them, wtf. Normally I'm lucky to find one person I hit it off with so strongly but like I said, people here are crazy good.

My early favorites in no particular order are Joe, Woo, Hunter, Jenna, Alina, Rita, and maybe Jackie too.

Joe: He cracks me up. We talked all afternoon, culminating in the image I posted above. We make bad puns with each other's names, like truly cringe-worthy. That led to us starting a combination landscaping/brothel somehow, the ad for which I posted and we are expecting your calls soon. Hunter mentioned that he liked Joe but got the feeling that he talks with a lot of people. Maybe he does but I feel like we genuinely hit it off?

Woo: Adorable and charming, super easy to talk to. I wanted to play the challenge and do well in it but I did not want to be captain, but I DID want someone I liked to be it. I was talking to Woo during it, and he said he didn't even know if he wanted to be captain. I said we should both try for it so that we could pick each other, and let the other know if we win so that the other can drop, so that we wouldn't both end up captains and defeat the purpose, lol. He agreed, and I made the same deal with Joe, then told Jenna that if we could be the last two standing then I would throw the challenge to her. Woo actually won, which is great, and now he's acting all super excited about wanting to work with me and I hope it's genuine because it's pretty adorable tbh. I like that I can joke around and be sarcastic with him without having to worry that he won't get it.

Jenna: Jenna was killing me during the challenge, I'm surprised I didn't go out earlier with how much she was making me laugh. She's super easy to talk to, has a similar sense of humor, and kind of reminds me of my beloved Beth. ;) (I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE) Hopefully that's not insulting to Beth considering I have no idea who's playing Jenna haha. ;) We've been talking about the people we're talking to, comparing notes, a little bit of bitching about the lame people, etc. Definitely going to be sad if we're separated.

Rita and Alina: Going to combine these two because I've been writing this confessional since last night and I feel like I'm never going to get it posted at this point, lol. They both make me laugh and are people that get my sarcastic sense of humor, which apparently must be very important to me since I realize I keep writing about it, lol. I'd rank Rita over Alina probably, I think she and I clicked more. Actually the more I write the more I'm wondering if Alina should be on this list because I think she might have only been talking to me a lot because of the challenge lol. But oh well, she seems great anyway.

Hunter: Saving the best for last. <3 Pretty sure I found my Ilana/Spencer(/SIERRA FOR TWO MINUTES RIP), even amidst all these other amazing people. I have talked to him SO much even in this Shórt amount of time, and I feel like we tell each other everything already, even though there is not a WHOLE lot to tell yet, lol. My last two day one alliances worked out PRETTY well for me (let's pretend Shadow never happened) so hopefully this won't be the game where it blows up in my face. If those are famous last words I'm going to die. And also edit out this confessional (JUST KIDDING, ILY SHADOW).

I also need to mention Ozzy here because I feel like he's SO over the top nice to me that I think he might actually be trolling me, lol. Like either he REALLY loves me or he knows who I am and is making fun of me by using lots of emojis (I'm working on it!!!) and telling me how much he loves me and stuff. I hope it's the former because it'd be amazing to have an ally that devoted to me but I'm also a little worried he's just fucking with me, haha.

The challenge last night was interesting, like I said, I didn't want to be captain but I was having fun with it and actually not doing too terrible in it which is pretty rare for me. Apparently I can only do endurance challenges (still sorry Julia <3) so this might be my one and only semi-decent challenge performance. I tried to figure out SOME kind of strategy, like how Jaclyn only would return the sausage to the person throwing it to her, so I messaged her and said we should do it back and forth for a Lóng time and then suddenly throw it to someone else to try and catch them off guard. So we did it for about ten minutes then I threw it to Fran. But Fran is a robot and caught it and my plan failed. In the end Woo won his so I didn't care as much anyway, especially after Jenna lost. It would have been nice to have each captain be a friend of mine but oh well.

Woo seemed genuinely excited about it though and swears he's picking me first. Then he wanted to know my input on who else to pick and we ended up largely liking the same people, pretty much. Except he has Kenny on his and I'm not super into Kenny, but oh well. I've been telling Hunter to kiss Woo's ass more because while Woo likes Hunter I'm not sure he feels super tight with him and I'm worried someone else will scoop him up first. My ideal tribe would be Woo/me/Hunter/Jenna/Joe/Rita then a few meh people like Chicken or whoever. Has anyone ever repped Chicken and NOT sucked? I always see them either be påpãyä or go out within the first couple boots. Maybe this one will be better but after talking to him for a few minutes my hopes aren't high. :P

So that's about it, I'm just trying to keep talking to everyone and hopefully forming good relationships but stay kind of UTR for now at the same time. I'm hoping for more of a Mary game than a Marisa one this time, and I feel like I've got a decent shot at it since I have nothing else to do lol. Trying to fill the hole that graduating from the zoo left in my heart with orgs, haha. It's been a good distraction so far.

Thanks for reading my novel. :)

my heart cant handle you getting prejury again so dont

will try <3

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Woo Hwang can't wait to read you bitching about my tribe picks in your confessional at the end

I MEANNNNNN

Probably not totally his fault.

But yeah.

I talked to 22 fucking people for the past two days and the 4 that never came online are the ones that I end up with. Go fucking figure. :P

Okay well I guess this isn't THAT bad, just kind of frustrating that I've never spoken at all to Melinda and Lil, and barely at all to Rachel and Trish. JP was one of the people that I talked to several times but didn't click with quite as much. But we can work on that. I am extremely sad to have lost Joe and Jenna, especially now that it's been announced there's no cross-tribal communication. However that DOES make me EXTREMELY grateful to have ended up with Woo and Hunter because I can't even imagine not being able to talk to them.

Also Ozzy has toned it down a little bit and I'm now PRETTY sure he's not making fun of me, haha. Like 85% sure. He seems young and sweet and I feel like he's really genuine about wanting to work with me so that's good. I'd like to pull something together with me/Hunter/Woo/Ozzy/JP at least informally. I think Hunter has been a little quieter with them though so hopefully he can get in good with them, he's pretty charming. Although to be fair he keeps telling me what he's trying to say to Ozzy and Ozzy really does keep not writing him back hahahaha. No idea what that's about but I think it might just be a little crazy tonight.

I find Trish/Melinda/Rachel/Lil a little bit harder to talk to but refuse to give up on them. You can find common ground with anyone if you can make them laugh.

Also must post this last creation with Joe, in honor of the interruption of our love :(

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8:49 PM Lillian Morris I wanted to be a zoo keeper

WHO IS THIS

Literally dying to talk to Lil about being a zookeeper and TO NOT GIVE UP ON HER DREAMS. She's probably lying, I mean who tells people real things like that in orgs, but if she actually DID want to be one it'd be super fun to talk about. I'm a zookeeper, in case any of you didn't know. :P

Also, made a list of the picks in order because I thought it was interesting. First round draft, pretty sweet.

Caleb - F
Kenny - L
Hope - W
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Alina - F
Joe - L
Ozzy - W
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Natalie - F
Jenna - L
Trish - W
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Jaison - F
Rita - L
JP - W
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Stacey - F
Jeremiah - L
Lil - W
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Jaclyn - F
Wes - L
Melinda - W
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Nick - F
Neal - L
Hunter - W
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chicken - F
Will - L
Rachel - W

I have not got time to read this novel you are trying to pass off as a confessional right now but good luck. If you don't make the merge I'll delete you from whatsapp.

Go forth and do as spencer would do my child.

God I miss you already.

i love you, slay a little tbh

- danabethtricks

eddie fox ;) @ 12/5/2016 1:13

i love you, slay a little tbh - danabethtricks

I WISH YOU WERE HERE!!

Question: Was your Twisted confessional this fun to read? I have only looked at like five posts from our whole cast since I wanted that Sydney negativity out of my life hehe

Hmmm I'm not sure, my GUESS is no, but I suppose it depends on what you find fun about this one! I'm sure Lue could answer for sure. :P I didn't confess as much as I should have as Marisa.

Which animals do you keep at the zoo?