Well ya boy Rod had a round for the ages.

The biggest issue I’ve been having all game is figuring out how I’m going to get Vytas to the top 4 with me. This round my friends, I solved it. In order to win Survivor you have to get a little lucky. This round I got lucky. Other people made mistakes and Tom Brady fourth quarter Rod came through.

Mistake 1:
Mama C adds Vytas to an established chat.

This was a miracle from above. Everyone in the Pussay Patrol started freaking out (Mooks, Lue, Brice) losing there minds. Vytas could scroll up and see all the they were plotting without him and he was “number 6”. Vytas has been my top ally all game. I trust him with my life in the game over anyone. I told him about the chat and them freaking out and he laughed. We have been looking for an opening for him to get in with us all game. He’s put a lot of trust in with Rodney in order to be patient and wait for the opening.

Cause of Mama C’s self vote they all freak out and decide if Colton and Amber all vote C we will end up going to rocks. The sky is falling and they are freaking.

So what does Rod do? I let Vytas know he should set up a 4 way chat with me, him, Brice, and Mookie. Explain to them that he read the chat and we are the group he wants to work with and why he chose us blah, blah, blah. Heres what he came up with:

“The Declaration of Finalization” his name not mine. I would have called it: “The Declaration of Rodney saved my ass" :

Vytas Baskauskas
Hey all you lovelies


For the majority of the merge, I’ve pretty much been a floater. I’ve worked with you all in some capacity but I haven’t really had an alliance bond in any way shape or form.


But as we get down to the wire. We have Carolyn adding me to random group chats and Lue being standoffish to me. I want to solidify something.


When I play Survivor, I usually play with the people I like. This is a game I do in my free time so I try to have as much fun as possible.


The three of you have always been a ball to talk to and I would love to make this the final four and see any of you mofos win.


So I’d love to work with all of you going forward.

Going to be at work so I’ll talk to you all on my break! :3
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So Brice eats this shit up. Mookie was away from his computer at the time, but he liked it too. Lue is doing “damage control” to make sure we have the votes for this round. At this time they want to target Amber. Which is funny cause two round ago thats who I wanted out. Not now.

Anyway Lue and Brice believe they saved the alliance because of their damage control. I know what the truth is and am laughing about it all night.

Brice then comes to me and is so excited how Vytas picked the perfect group of us to align with and how funny it was that he left Lue out. This is what I took the most pleasure in. How “randomly” everything worked out exactly how we needed it to. I love Vytas. If this was chess he would be my Queen. I only take him out of the back when I need him to do something to protect me, because he will move wherever I need him to. #deep
(Side note: To my knowledge Lue has no idea of this alliances existence)

As a result of her self vote and setting up this alliance chat they all hate her. She's so far down on the depth chart she should be perjury right now. So Rod’s going to scoop her back up and make her feel like I need her strategic input this round. Honestly I think she is just busy and thats where here mistakes are coming from.


Mistake 2:

Lue tries to save Colton

Lue was shady AF this round. I have known for awhile now I needed to get rid of Colton. I had to take a stand this round and throw my weight around. I’m not sure I have mentioned this yet, but Rod’s all about making gains.

So I’ve been working on Brice to want to get rid of Colton. Mookie has been sick of him, but Lue refuses to get rid of him. He keeps making points about how Amber is being underestimated and all this garbage. Well past the point of arguing. We already made the choice. Vytas told us he wanted Colton, but Lue kept dragging it out and refusing to agree.

Then he makes the ultimate mistake and says we should split the vote because hes worried about them playing an idol that a random user “user 51” gave Colton and Amber. Bro?! Did you just do crystal meth? Do you really expect me to believe that? If that doesnt scream you have another agenda going on in this game to keep Colton idk what does. So Lue about lost his damn mind.

Brice agreed. Finally we broke his will and we got Coltons ass out. In the meantime between this stunt and “Pocket Pussy gate” Lue sunk his game. He should stop rationing his rice, because he's got about another 9 days in this game.

Brice confirmed that Vytas is now in his F4 and he doesn't trust Lue. Mookie’s phone died and he missed it all. He came back was drunk and i gave him the spark notes. His response “Lets vote Lue’s ass out next round”. So Mooks is good people.

Key Move of the Round:

Mookie and I were talking end game and I mentioned how I was worried about F4. He agreed. We made a pact that if Lue or Brice won immunity and tried to vote the other out we would force a tie. At that point there would be a tiebreaker challenge and we would have another chance. Not only does this build more trust with Mooks, it gives me one less thing to worry about. I made this before Lue Subarmined his game into the Boston Habar. Nevertheless I have an added layer of protection in F4.

Additional Notes:

Brice also told me I was his favorite ally of all time in a game and Pussy Patrol was his favorite alliance. Maybe some hyperbole there, but hilarious nevertheless.

Its funny how using my 3 C’s I’ve figured out how to keep control of the game without making the huge move I thought I may have to do.