Guess who just found another fuckin' idol?????? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDY.

Last round I made a confessional titled "The cockiest confessional you will ever listen to" and then I found another idol. It's like the universe is rewarding me for being a jackass.

Also everyone is going to think I'm a fucking idiot but the Pussy Patrol knows I have the idol. I didn't want to tell them but we had narrowed it down to like two different options so I knew that next round they would definitely find out it was gone and they would have known it was me.

Speaking of the Pussy Patrol... we're guarenteed F4 as long as nobody turns on us. we literally collected idol guesses from every single person in the game except for Monica and Lembo, and that's how I got the idol. And who are the next two to go home? Monica and Lembo coincidentally.

The ONLY thing that can fuck me over is one of the pussy patrol members turning on me. I think I for sure have Rodney and Mookie on lock... but Lue makes me nervous. I think he probably has the Calavera idol. He says Colton has it but he's sneaky.

Like... what the fuck else should I be doing? Sherri even told me I have her vote if she makes it on jury because I was straight up with her. The only person who doesn't like me is Lembo.

I REALLY hope that what Sherri is saying isn't true. If Vytas has deals with Lembo/Amber/Colton, all they need to do is bring in Monica and I'm fucked. My fate might rest in the hands of Mama C, lord help me.

I fucking suck at most Majority Rules challenges I just put myself for most of the negative ones. I don't care about winning immunity, I think I'm safe no matter what happens #FamousLastWords

ughhhhhhh I'm so paranoid. I AM AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER AND I CAN'T HANDLE MYSELF RN.

I just really, really have nagging doubts about Lue. The only thing that can fuck over the Pussy Patrol is one of our own turning on us. Rodney won't do it and Mookie won't do it and I certainly won't do it. Who does that leave? Lue.

I think for sure he has the idol. I'm not buying this bullshit that Colton has it... why the hell would Colton tell Lue and not me? Colton and I are CLOSE. And unfortunately Lue knows I have an idol, so if a flip does happen then I'm going to be the one who goes because you always get out the idol holder first.

I feel like all the pieces are there and I'm trying to fit them together and just UGH. The only person who can fuck me over is Lue at this point, and I think he can because he has to know he can't beat any combination of Me/Rodney/Mookie in the end. I am stressed out to the max.

Mama C has been talking about putting together a Final 6 of Me/Lue/Mookie/Rodney/Her/Vytas. If this fucking works I will pleasure that woman like she's a bride on a wedding night. Literally Carolyn just PLEASE hand us majority on a silver platter. Vytas is sketching me out though.... if anything Sherri said had a grain of truth in it we are FUUUUUCKED.

That's really what this all boils down to.

A. Was Sherri lying when she had her freakout?
B. Will Lue turn on me?

If the answer to point A is no and point B is yes, then I'm fucked and I need to start looking at other options.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE

It's time's like this when I look at Monica Culpepper and remember that she would tell me to just believe in myself

Awards That I Won In "Majority Rules"

Who will win this game?
Who is the prime AS pick?
Who is the biggest hero?
Who has earned top player rankings each time?
Who is the smartest player?
Which player is the funniest?
Who has made the most friends?
Who is most strategic?
Who would play the best if they went on actual survivor?


...... I am so, so, so, so, so fucked. Nobody in their right minds are going to let me get to the end now.

this round is going to be insane.

Me/Mookie/Rod/Lue are together

Carolyn and Vytas we THINK we have

Monica/Lembo are actively campaigning against us

and Amber/Colton are God knows where and I have no idea what they're going to do.

I shouldn't be freaking out this much, I have an idol, but I REALLY don't want to have to play it. I'm personally campaigning for Lembo to go home because Monica likes me and he doesn't, but I'll take a Monica boot if it means we can get the numbers.

This is an accurate representation of the Pussy Patrol, (essentially the new version of the "Four Horsemen")