Ok if this is how i justify putting off readings for tomorrow morning then that's ok.

My tribe is actually pretty great!! I've hit it off with a lot of them so far which is extremely rare.

I'll divide them into three tiers

Honorary Luenatics



They're all great. I can't put how hilarious Brice is into words. I understand Brice on a deep level and I want to be with him forever. He reminds me a lot of MONICA CULPEPPER and that's great. I feel like I may know him?? idk. I love him.

Jenn is someone else I love. She's so down to earth and easy to talk to. Conversation flows so seamlessly and sometime I'll be chatting with her for like 5 minutes and I'll glance at my watch and be like omg! It's been two hours! How did our conversation flow so well? I love you. JUST FUCKING KIDDING. Talking to Jenn is like texting somebody who absolutely wants nothing to do with you. It's like a Tinder conversation where you've lost before the chat even began. Jenn accidentally swiped right on me and here she is entertaining the conversation before she figures out she has the option to unmatch.

EXCEPT

Jenn signed up for an ORG so you'd think she'd have basic 7th grade level social skills???? She also passed an interview with Lex & Brett so you'd think she's be mildly entertaining. Anyway, Jenn's the worst. I'd rally for Jenn to go over Colton and Colton might not even exist. And she got cast over Mookie who's fkn hilarious. I'm mildly upset as you can tell.

Rodney is good too. Not as good as Mookie & Brice but still good. He seems like a nervous wreck which should be just horrible to tolerate but honestly I can entertain it for the time being.

Anyone else??? Tasha and Ami are forgettable for now and Brianna has been MIA. Also Carolyn is still in middle school and still kickin' it. Haven't spoken to her since last night but I'd wager she's the exact same person she was 22 hours ago. Who knows though!

All in all I have very very very little to say. Ashley on the other tribe seems hilarious and the rest of them are the same person as far as I can tell. This is about as gamebotty as my confessionals will get (not that gamebotty??) because I really like talking about things totally unrelated to my tribemates.

Bootlist!

10. Dan
9. Brice
8. Mookie
7. Rodney
6. Ami
5. Tasha
4. ...Carolyn?
3. Brianna
2. Colton
-13720948070432947837. Jenn

So I thought that joining fucking 7 alliances today would be smart apparentlty. Honestly I can't blame my tribe for running to me for numbers when half the tribe makes worse conversation than my damn dentist. I swear to you that almost anybody here could've been the first boot on a harder season but they lucked out.

However, in my sea of social desperation comes a



IN THE FORM OF

Math & Meatballs



While it wasn't ideal, bringing together 3/4 of the mentally adequate people on my tribe is great. I like how we see eye to eye. Snippet from our first chat.

Dan Lue
have yall seen BB7?

Boston Rod
I have indeed

Dan Lue
When Mike and Will go around and offer everyone a "spot" in chilltown
theyre like "man, weve thought it over. YOURE IN"
[We should do that]

Boston Rod
Cool kid club cards

Mookie Sausage
Can we please not go around offering everyone to be in our alliance Haha.

Boston Rod
oh someone plays "well"
i might have to leave this chat if we care about good gameplay

Dan Lue
ohhh im moookie
I'm a """strategist"""
I like to ""split votes""
and """"""manage the jury"""""
nerd

Mookie Sausage

Aligning with the two of you was the stupidest thing I've ever done Haha

Anyway, then Rodney asks to bring in BRICE which was heaven's call.

So is built the

Pussay Patrol (which I think/HOPE is an Inbetweeners reference)



This is perfect since we can now work together to anihalate the other 5. It's not like I haven't tried. Once in a while I say "hey, I'm going to give Carolyn another shot. Maybe I was too judgemental. Maybe I shouldn't judge someone based on an inherent lack of social cues.

And then she PROVES ME RIGHT. It's demoralizing to not be able to talk to half your tribe because you know, deep down, that you're better than them in every way possible.

I mean I seriously don't know how Jenn was cast. The interview must've been like

Lex
Why do you deserve to be cast for Sausage Island 10: Day of the Dead? What will your strategy be? What are your pet peeves? Are you a hero or a villain?

Jenn
villain lol

Lex
ur in!

Am I fucking dreaming?? You're going to give me a quote-IDing challenging in like 4 weeks and I'm going to have differentiate between Colton, Carolyn, Brianna and Jenn's confessionals and I'm just going to have an aneurism instead.



COLTON, on top of being inactive and fucking weird is also CREEPY. I'm one winky face away from filing a restraining order and two away from quitting the game. sry guys.



SHERRI, actually seems quite lovely. She'd be my pick as a fifth (or Ami maybe instead).



IS FAB. I love her right now and I enjoy the conversations. Unfortunately, there's really nobody else on the other tribe that I could see as a potential ally (I've also spoken to 3 of them so who the fuck am i?)

THAT'S IT! BTW Brianna is getting axed over Colton probably because she's irrelevant and because my tribe is apparently extremely suscepitble to Colton's creepy antics. Gross :)