daniel was complaining to me about being swapfucked and I looked at the new tribes and was like "you didn't get swapfucked you're on a tribe with 2 of your bro alliance" and then I realized I was looking at mookie
ffs get new pics for them it's confusing

it just happened again in mookie's confessional where he said "I think dan and rodney are closer to each other than us" and I was like "why is he speaking in third person"
but yeah I don't know if it's possible to get legitimately swapfucked in round 2 of a game that has cross-tribal communication in it

i think i'm here for this fembot duo of monicami

also next time i play can you make this the captains challenge? its like the only challenge im really good at. thanks!

monica why would you put micronesia and caramoan in the same sentence they are literally at opposite ends of the quality spectrum

the yancygod

wow i'm experiencing some deja vu brett!

Host Joaq
JFP is a fucking moron and he's getting me voted out of sausage for a stuoid fucking ahhhh i hate him
Host Joaq
like
ok listen
theres a challenge
one grouo of 4
one group of 3
one group of 2
challenge is posted
immeditaley JFP posts "anyone around?"
one person is like "yeah"
he then immediately goes and 2-persons with them
Host Joaq
which is the easiest fkn position to fill
and leaves me and Dan who are literally busy all day tomorrow ALONE to not complete the challenge
and almost guarantees us a loss
wheras had frank waited 4 seconds I'd have been like "me"
and so would dan
and this wouldnt be a problem

the expired candy comparison...... I died