Bonjour ladies and gentlemen. I know many of you have heard of me, yah? It is OK if you haven't, following the tabloids and celebrity gossip is a sign of weakness, yes? Anyway, my name is Frederic Gainz, owner of the galactic gym for the elite and wealthy. Have you ever heard of Kimmi Kardoushian? Her ass, I shaped, ya? I have you ever heard of Haris Pilton? Her sultry body, I perfected.

Not through surgery, or desire, but through PURE GAINZ.

I am hear to make sure this goes accordingly, ya? Perhaps I can give some key workout tips so that you commoners can make PURE GAINZ as like the elites ya? I'll tell you what money doesn't buy: effort and gainz. You must have the GAINZ mindset to get the physique you deserve ya?

Let's make sure this goes swimmingly, I have an appointment with Duane "The Boulder" Jensen on the 5th that I cannot miss.

Frederic scoffs at Melvin

Drinking is a sign of weakness, young idiot. It halts your gainz and kills your brainz. You remind me of a lot of rich and wealthy patrons I had before I changed their lives for the better. It is OK, you are not the only one throwing your potential away, so you can pride yourself on your pack mentality and you can always tell yourself that you are not alone. Howeer if you wish to make gainz and truly become an envy of your peers, here is my card.



I haven't given a card out in quite some time. All my patrons seek me, I do not seek patrons so the use of cards for me is just a waste. However, for you, I have made an exception yah? Make Gains with Gainz, friend.

Clearly he doesn't do the job.

Elliot @ 25/4/2015 8:48

Your legs seem extremely small comparared to the rest of your body, Frederic. Are you sure you have been training your body properly?

Ah good question Elliot, I'm impressed that someone shows eagerness to learn of the routines so quickly. Calf muscles are largely genetically influenced ya? Aside from the rest of the body, your calfs dont make mad gainz as well as the rest of your body. You see... at your thigh, your Sartorius and your Vastus Lateralis make the mad gainz and support your body, but your calves have harsh limitations through the gainz process. I'm a professional gym instructor for the stars, believe me, I work out all facets of my body to the fullest extent. I simply cannot make anymore gainz to my calves, it is a sad genetic fact. Your leg workout is shown through your thigh muscles anyways, ya?

I wasn't referencing your physique when I mentioned that your gym instructor isn't helping you with your gainz, Melvin. I was referencing your clear poor lifestyle choices. If you had a true instructor, like myself for example, then you wouldn't drink. Ever. Making Gainz isn't completely about muscle. You must make Gainz on life aswell.

Ah Callisto, my home. It is likely a ban from the community, they are very strict with individuals who cannot adhere to their strict guidelines unless you have money of course. It is their way of shunning the devious individuals of the galaxy while still allowing those with money inside. Quite an interesting system, yah?

VZ173 @ 25/4/2015 9:25

Did I hear you say you are from Callisto? Callisto is my home. We have something in common. I am happy to meet you. I think fate has blessed us with this gift.

Likewise Eliza. I assume that is your name of course, what's the story with the tattoo?