It appears we not only have children, but feisty cats aboard this crew. Should prove interesting...

Look.

I'm just gonna tell you bitches this ONE TIME.

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

And who the FUCK let that damn baby on?

Fate seems to have brought the child on board.

Some of us are gonna have to take extra measures to keep an eye on the children.

Thank you RAMSES. I think you and I will be great friends

Keisha, you look familiar. Have we met at a club before?

Nobody takes care of me except me.

Bonjour ladies and gentlemen. I know many of you have heard of me, yah? It is OK if you haven't, following the tabloids and celebrity gossip is a sign of weakness, yes? Anyway, my name is Frederic Gainz, owner of the galactic gym for the elite and wealthy. Have you ever heard of Kimmi Kardoushian? Her ass, I shaped, ya? I have you ever heard of Haris Pilton? Her sultry body, I perfected.

Not through surgery, or desire, but through PURE GAINZ.

I am hear to make sure this goes accordingly, ya? Perhaps I can give some key workout tips so that you commoners can make PURE GAINZ as like the elites ya? I'll tell you what money doesn't buy: effort and gainz. You must have the GAINZ mindset to get the physique you deserve ya?

Let's make sure this goes swimmingly, I have an appointment with Duane "The Boulder" Jensen on the 5th that I cannot miss.

Melvin Schrauwen @ 25/4/2015 11:57

Keisha, you look familiar. Have we met at a club before?

You don't look like you'd go to the clubs that I go to.

Rin @ 25/4/2015 12:03

Nobody takes care of me except me.

Good girl.

Take it from me. People may always say they will help you, they will care for you, or they will love you. But that fairytale shit doesn't work in the real world! People will only take care of you as long as they can...get something out of you. The sooner you learn that you can only rely on yourself, the better!

Well!

I'm so glad I could make it to the family reunion this year.

How are you all? It's been so long

Frederic scoffs at Melvin

Drinking is a sign of weakness, young idiot. It halts your gainz and kills your brainz. You remind me of a lot of rich and wealthy patrons I had before I changed their lives for the better. It is OK, you are not the only one throwing your potential away, so you can pride yourself on your pack mentality and you can always tell yourself that you are not alone. Howeer if you wish to make gainz and truly become an envy of your peers, here is my card.



I haven't given a card out in quite some time. All my patrons seek me, I do not seek patrons so the use of cards for me is just a waste. However, for you, I have made an exception yah? Make Gains with Gainz, friend.

Keisha @ 25/4/2015 12:17

Melvin Schrauwen @ 25/4/2015 11:57 Keisha, you look familiar. Have we met at a club before? You don't look like you'd go to the clubs that I go to.

Your attitude will only make me try harder. Whats say we take a trip to some of the clubs on Ganymede and then hop over to Callisto for a few weeks of relaxation?

What the fuck are you on about Frederic? I have my own personal trainer on retainer all day every day.

Clearly he doesn't do the job.